Hey guys, bum here

Hey guys, bum here

So I crashed my car in the snow and I lost my job a while ago

Anybody been broke with no foreseeable income, what did you do?

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Joined the Army.

I'd rather street fight a dude then join the army

And thats why you are a bum

Being a bum is unironically better than being a bootlicking corporate bullet sponge.

I hope that keeps you warm tonight.

Oh I’m not OP. You know what isn’t warm? Statistically higher suicide rates. Hope that flag keeps you nice and cozy wrapped around your coffin after you decide to aim that rifle at your skull instead of the target :)

>Here is a hypothetical scenario where you kill yourself that I created so I can project my insecurities
Ok

What insecurities would those be Private Freud? Gonna get a good chuckle outta this one.

Spicy Psychopathy

Well, what is the army aside from organized fighting where you lose your life
at least on the street I got a chance to win

I don't know, user. Maybe it's your fear of failure, maybe a soldier fucked your girlfriend, maybe you step dad tried to beat the gay out of you with an extension cord. Who knows. We just want you get get better before you lash out and start saying you are Trans.

Then do 3 years as a chaplains assistant or some easy shit and get the GI Bill.

Or you could just do paperwork or cook or fix AC machines or something
What retard thinks the army is only riflemen

Huh. Well none of those are accurate for ME, but you certainly did project a lot of sexual insecurities with that post. Anything you wanna get off your chest, bud? Besides your bunkmate’s cum, I mean.

>Why dont you go into the army?
>but I dont wanna die
>So dont deliberately sign up to be an 11B in an active harzone you fucking shithead
>I never thought of that thanks I'm gonna go for loadmaster
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

Yes, I do want to get something off my chest.

I FUCKED A GRENADE

>3 years
I'd take 50 dollars today over a million in 3
>implying I'm not retard
I don't want to train unless it's to punch a face
Savage Alert!

I'm ready to die
I don't wanna go to the army because it wont make me happy

>savage alert!
*snap* you go girl

yas,
slay queen

Nobody goes into the army to be happy, dumbass. If you get caught being happy they give you twice as much dirt to rake.

fuq dud
Since I'm looking for happiness maybe I shouldn't go to the army...

Ever think, maybe, you may have to do shit that isn't fun?

Good call. So why can’t you get a normal job again??

You could join the navy. That's what my dad did to avoid dying in Vietnam.

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Yea, life isn't like fun dude, I graduated with student debt I know whats fun okay
In all seriousness what I define as happiness doesn't come from 'fun', fun got me here
I can, but my first paycheck ain't coming for 2 weeks minimum. I need the quickest cash I can find

Donate plasma.

You mean that sticky grenade?

I'm currently 21
Unemployed
Don't have a gf
Haven't kissed a girl in 4 years
Live with my parents
Don't have a car
Didn't went to university so I have no diploma besides highschool
I pretty much suck in every video game
Been playing the guitar for about 6 years and I'm still an average player
I am perfectly healthy both physically and mentally
Never lost anyone actually close to me
I don't have a best friend, actually all my friends are kinda of collages
My bank account is about 3 thousand dollars negative
Below average in any sports
Can't follow the religion I chose properly
I really am trying to figure out why do I want to keep living, but I do want to be successful, I hope I find my way eventually

I can't lie, that's totally me when I'm driving

I forgot to mention that I'm still a virgin
But at least that's something I have no problems of following in my religion

That's a good outlook
thanks VirginMan, i needed your post to better my day

what the fuck do you do all day?

Sometimes I do voluntary work
Sometimes I study to apply for a job
Sometimes I study how to make money by my own
Well that last one got me to binary trades where I did 700 dollars at my demo account and lost 20 dollars today at my real account (I only had 20 dollars in it too)

>shameless bump
You telling me no one does illegal or quick work from home type stuff?

Sold and pedaled drugs
Crime is rewarding as fuck user forget that moral shit and go from zero to Chad in a blink of an eye
High risk high reward, hell low risk if you're white and don't mind selling literal poison to kids

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Donate plasma, it helped me last summer when I was struggling

Accept that you are some kind of idiot and lower your expectations for your life.

The life of an average 4channer honestly

get a gym membership so you can shower. use baby wipes when you can't shower. try getting food stamps.

Move to alberta and get a 15$ hour min wage job, and hurry before the NDP really screw our economy over

Pussy. Statistically, a young mans odds of surviving are increased by being in the military. How are you posting when you have no money? Do your papers and get your money. If you want to accept bumness, it isn't so hard. Why you need money?