ISRAEL IS ATTACKING ITSELF!!!!! HAPPENING NOW!!!

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Whats happened?

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Shit happens like once a year or so. Literally nothing.

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Assad just flew over my house

We know what you did

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OY VEY

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Look at the Israeli losers...They will die when israel goes to war against the 5 million man army of islam.

Netanyahu false flag to maintain power and legitimacy during an election year

Wow, fucking nothing

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Jewspy here, can confirm, just heard an explosion close to my apartment, didn't move to the shelter because this shit never hits.

Gush Dan, Tel-Aviv.
Let's see what kind of shit they come up with, or if it's actually a reasonable explanation this time.

WHO READY TO GET DRAFTED TO DIE FOR ISRAEL

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>tel aviv
I don't even think Israelis will get mad over this one.

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Bibi false flag

Iron dome interception

It's nothing

How about die in a war against isreal?

I ain't falseflagging shit. I'm just saying I heard an explosion. It could be literally anything, or literally nothing. Could even be two soldiers fucking around and sniping each other's iron dome rockets.
This.

No one cares.

HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL!

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No im saying Bibi is false flagging you.

Ah.
Well, probably.

Ezekiel 38! Putin, the mad lad! Gog and Magog up in this byitch!!!!!!!

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>#BREAKING: Sirens heard in Tel Aviv; Explosions heard in the area
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>bottle rockets
>happening

>#BREAKING : Code red rocket sirens sounding in Tel Aviv.
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AMERICA. HELP!!

Need to send US troops to help us.

communism will win

AMERICAN BOOT IN IRAN NOW AMERICAN BOOT IN IRAN NOW AMERICAN BOOT IN IRAN NOW AMERICAN BOOT IN IRAN NOW AMERICAN BOOT IN IRAN NOW AMERICAN BOOT IN IRAN NOW AMERICAN BOOT IN IRAN NOW AMERICAN BOOT IN IRAN NOW AMERICAN BOOT IN IRAN NOW AMERICAN BOOT IN IRAN NOW AMERICAN BOOT IN IRAN NOW AMERICAN BOOT IN IRAN NOW AMERICAN BOOT IN IRAN NOW AMERICAN BOOT IN IRAN NOW

Cringe.

Sure, we'll occupy Israel.
Eheheheheh.

It's too late public opinion is already against Israel.

>Israel pissed that Assad held onto Syria
>Israeli newspapers start publishing articles Kvetching "Assad won the civil war, but would he win a war with Israel"
>Israel just today claim that Assad has threatened Israel if they don't give back Golan Heights
>No other confirmation, no public address from Assad, nothing at all
>Believe us, goy
>Israel 9/11's its self (without any of the chosen dying, of course)
>You are here
>Israel blames Assad
>US troops are deployed to directly assault Syrain forces
>Pixelated video of assad being beheadded in the streets by Israeli funded Mudslime extremists
>OH THE FREEDOM
>WHAT A MOMENTOUS DAY
>SYRIA IS FREEE

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yo its a prank bro its a prank

You are occupied by the kikes you stupid mutt

Translation of what he says at the beginning:
>One second, I'm recording
Guy literally doesn't give a fuck about this stuff, he wants his likes and retweets.

Damn Netanyhau is in election full mode
lets blame all the Arabs and Muslims
one day he'll keep doing this, til a real nuclear weapon wipes the whole thing out
#keepprayingforthat

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false flag. there is election next month and bibi want to make sure we'll vote for him.

No damage or casualties being reported at this time. Lame.

This, Right-wingers are tired of the buying out, Leftists have a hard clit for Free Palestine, Normies are waking up to Israeli influence and are noticing their rights being curtailed with the first-of-their-kind hate-speech laws, and even American diaspora jews are against the "racist ethnostate abomination in the eyes of YHWH" as proscribed by the Talmud.

In short Israel found a way to make everyone hate them at once and now they're on their own except for boomer neocons.

Some Jews overpaid for items, this is the sound of their heads.

Call me when you find a shit in the kitchen counter top.

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You make it so hard to feel empathy for you.

Nothing ever happens

hehe

Pls remove bibi so we can be frens

The Filipino Monkey strikes again.

>its real
>is real
>israel
I guess they (not jews ITT, "they") REALLY want that war with syria

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Itt: kiddos can’t remeber 2006

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its from gaza. Islamic Jihad claimed responsibility

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Except when it does

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damn those Islamic Jihad got nerve aiming straight to Tel Aviv

>its from gaza. Islamic Jihad claimed responsibility
MOSSAD

I 'member.

Every Mossad agent and every Shin Bet agent will die soon.

its probably a false flag for the elections

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And so it begins. Just on time but cutting it pretty close there.

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How many Christians were killed?

We will trade you the ZOG for two nukes.

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No injuries, gay. Why can't sand niggers aim a rocket?

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weren't (((Russian))) Mob using the suicide vest era as a cover to blow their enemies up in Yisrael? I doubt this is that but who knows

Islamic Jihad more based then Hamas just shooting rockets straight to Tel Aviv out of nowhere lol

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>Islamic Jihad more based then Hamas just shooting rockets straight to Tel Aviv out of nowhere lol
STOP FALSE FLAGGING YOURSELVES.

HERE WE GO AGAIN

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>yfw its gonna work
not mine tho
im fine with it... if gantz wasn't a leftycunt id vote for him but he dun fucked it up

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Gtfo lol

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Why stop there? Why not take the whole middle east?

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No

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A bunch of desert rats attacked the mosque of the dome and they are shutting it down

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Yes. Because Portugal demands it.

>this thread has single handedly opened my eyes to antizionist jews in Israel being unironically more based than (((fellow patriot))) neocons
Wtf

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IRANIAN MISSILES

INVADE IRAN INVADE IRAN INVADE IRAN INVADE IRAN INVADE IRAN INVADE IRAN INVADE IRAN INVADE IRAN INVADE IRAN INVADE IRAN INVADE IRAN

Cope.
youtube.com/watch?v=yD2FSwTy2lw

>tfw Bibi starts acting like Hitler to form Greater Israel and the US doesn't support because HITLER IS BAD

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Haha woopsies

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damn i think its just the beginning its what thing to shoot rocket at the south of israel but shooting them at Tel Aviv is virtually a declaration of war.

i dont think people gonna get much sleep tonight

It’s not funny when a jew says it

Don't worry!
Zion Don is on this!

>Meowallah willing

Sleep? People have been sleeping for too long.

only the soys and משוחררים טריים
mamad is comfy

>a partner
T-THAT'S RUSSIAN TERMINOLOGY.. DRUMPF RUSSIAN AGENT CONFIRMED!

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I can already see the hundreds of zogbot twitter posts about:
>muh gratest ally
>we must help Israel
>TRUMP DO SOMETHING
>#prayforkikeland
>bibi did nothing wrong
And also the countless threas about those tweets here.

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Oh my greatest ally how may we serve you master do you want us to make the bad men go away? Do you need any more money? How about taking my daughter and make her into a sex slave? I will do anything for you master just command me.

The Islamic Jihad took responsibility for launching 2 rockets towards Tel Aviv, bet they shit themselves in Tel Aviv all those weirdos there

Islamic Jihad just went full autistic. nothing was happening and they fired rockets at TEL AVIV. goddamn. stupid bastards a bunch of people gonna die for this.

maybe it was just a misfire or some irresponsible guy at the trigger

I just sat in my room and kept playing Dark Souls. Shit never fucking hits anything anyway. It's lame as fuck.

>I can already see the hundreds of palesit Jow Forumsestine posts about:

>muh palestine
>6000000 gorllion dead in gaza
>muh childrun
>iran helppp!!!!!
>#allahsaveus
>muslims are the victims guise

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>islamic jihad
cmon now cousin, we both know it's an election falseflag.

>another $38bn

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>Shit happens like once a year or so
Meanwhile Fox News Shephard Smith reporting that Gaza sirens haven't been alerted in years

Why is Fox acting like this is suddenly a big deal?
Denouncing antisemitism wasn't enough so you guys need to cry while striking something?

looks like gaza will be razed
>and nothing of value was lost

>filename

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HEY MOSSAD. EVERY SHIN BET AGENT AND EVERY MOSSAD AGENT WILL DIE IN THE NEXT 2 MONTHS. IRANIANS WILL KILL YOSSI COHEN AND HIS FAMILY.

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