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ISRAEL IS ATTACKING ITSELF!!!!! HAPPENING NOW!!!
Thomas Jackson
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Cameron Brooks
Whats happened?
Nathaniel Morales
Leo Rogers
Shit happens like once a year or so. Literally nothing.
Jack Martinez
Assad just flew over my house
Carter Sullivan
We know what you did
Landon Clark
OY VEY
Sebastian Green
Look at the Israeli losers...They will die when israel goes to war against the 5 million man army of islam.
James Murphy
Netanyahu false flag to maintain power and legitimacy during an election year
John Carter
Wow, fucking nothing
Josiah Rivera
David Stewart
Jewspy here, can confirm, just heard an explosion close to my apartment, didn't move to the shelter because this shit never hits.
Gush Dan, Tel-Aviv.
Let's see what kind of shit they come up with, or if it's actually a reasonable explanation this time.
Anthony Stewart
WHO READY TO GET DRAFTED TO DIE FOR ISRAEL
Jonathan Wilson
>tel aviv
I don't even think Israelis will get mad over this one.
Charles Howard
Bibi false flag
Ryder Sanders
Iron dome interception
It's nothing
John Morales
How about die in a war against isreal?
John Walker
I ain't falseflagging shit. I'm just saying I heard an explosion. It could be literally anything, or literally nothing. Could even be two soldiers fucking around and sniping each other's iron dome rockets.
This.
Eli Barnes
No one cares.
Jackson Foster
HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL!
Jayden Hill
No im saying Bibi is false flagging you.
Leo White
Ah.
Well, probably.
Angel Morris
Ezekiel 38! Putin, the mad lad! Gog and Magog up in this byitch!!!!!!!
Austin Ward
>#BREAKING: Sirens heard in Tel Aviv; Explosions heard in the area
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Cameron Morris
>bottle rockets
>happening
Samuel Martin
>#BREAKING : Code red rocket sirens sounding in Tel Aviv.
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Robert Morales
AMERICA. HELP!!
Need to send US troops to help us.
Jonathan Torres
communism will win
Leo Jones
AMERICAN BOOT IN IRAN NOW AMERICAN BOOT IN IRAN NOW AMERICAN BOOT IN IRAN NOW AMERICAN BOOT IN IRAN NOW AMERICAN BOOT IN IRAN NOW AMERICAN BOOT IN IRAN NOW AMERICAN BOOT IN IRAN NOW AMERICAN BOOT IN IRAN NOW AMERICAN BOOT IN IRAN NOW AMERICAN BOOT IN IRAN NOW AMERICAN BOOT IN IRAN NOW AMERICAN BOOT IN IRAN NOW AMERICAN BOOT IN IRAN NOW AMERICAN BOOT IN IRAN NOW
Carson Russell
Cringe.
Hudson Morgan
Sure, we'll occupy Israel.
Eheheheheh.
Austin Jackson
It's too late public opinion is already against Israel.
Matthew Perry
>Israel pissed that Assad held onto Syria
>Israeli newspapers start publishing articles Kvetching "Assad won the civil war, but would he win a war with Israel"
>Israel just today claim that Assad has threatened Israel if they don't give back Golan Heights
>No other confirmation, no public address from Assad, nothing at all
>Believe us, goy
>Israel 9/11's its self (without any of the chosen dying, of course)
>You are here
>Israel blames Assad
>US troops are deployed to directly assault Syrain forces
>Pixelated video of assad being beheadded in the streets by Israeli funded Mudslime extremists
>OH THE FREEDOM
>WHAT A MOMENTOUS DAY
>SYRIA IS FREEE
Luis Thomas
Thomas Lopez
yo its a prank bro its a prank
Gavin Lopez
You are occupied by the kikes you stupid mutt
Aaron Powell
Translation of what he says at the beginning:
>One second, I'm recording
Guy literally doesn't give a fuck about this stuff, he wants his likes and retweets.
Jordan Campbell
Damn Netanyhau is in election full mode
lets blame all the Arabs and Muslims
one day he'll keep doing this, til a real nuclear weapon wipes the whole thing out
#keepprayingforthat
Landon King
Jordan Bennett
false flag. there is election next month and bibi want to make sure we'll vote for him.
Kayden Wilson
No damage or casualties being reported at this time. Lame.
Chase Bailey
This, Right-wingers are tired of the buying out, Leftists have a hard clit for Free Palestine, Normies are waking up to Israeli influence and are noticing their rights being curtailed with the first-of-their-kind hate-speech laws, and even American diaspora jews are against the "racist ethnostate abomination in the eyes of YHWH" as proscribed by the Talmud.
In short Israel found a way to make everyone hate them at once and now they're on their own except for boomer neocons.
Jayden Baker
Some Jews overpaid for items, this is the sound of their heads.
James Gonzalez
Call me when you find a shit in the kitchen counter top.
Christian Butler
You make it so hard to feel empathy for you.
Jace Bailey
Nothing ever happens
Isaiah Edwards
hehe
Hudson Rivera
Pls remove bibi so we can be frens
Lucas Lopez
The Filipino Monkey strikes again.
Alexander Long
>its real
>is real
>israel
I guess they (not jews ITT, "they") REALLY want that war with syria
Jaxson Wood
Itt: kiddos can’t remeber 2006
Caleb Turner
its from gaza. Islamic Jihad claimed responsibility
Tyler White
Except when it does
Liam Cox
damn those Islamic Jihad got nerve aiming straight to Tel Aviv
Dylan Baker
>its from gaza. Islamic Jihad claimed responsibility
MOSSAD
Nathan Sullivan
I 'member.
Isaac Reyes
Every Mossad agent and every Shin Bet agent will die soon.
Joshua Cox
its probably a false flag for the elections
Zachary Sanders
And so it begins. Just on time but cutting it pretty close there.
Owen Morris
How many Christians were killed?
Lucas Rogers
We will trade you the ZOG for two nukes.
Jackson Ward
No injuries, gay. Why can't sand niggers aim a rocket?
Cameron Roberts
weren't (((Russian))) Mob using the suicide vest era as a cover to blow their enemies up in Yisrael? I doubt this is that but who knows
Easton James
Islamic Jihad more based then Hamas just shooting rockets straight to Tel Aviv out of nowhere lol
Samuel Hernandez
>Islamic Jihad more based then Hamas just shooting rockets straight to Tel Aviv out of nowhere lol
STOP FALSE FLAGGING YOURSELVES.
William Davis
HERE WE GO AGAIN
Asher Ortiz
>yfw its gonna work
not mine tho
im fine with it... if gantz wasn't a leftycunt id vote for him but he dun fucked it up
Joshua Watson
Gtfo lol
Tyler Nelson
Why stop there? Why not take the whole middle east?
Adam Foster
No
Samuel Reyes
A bunch of desert rats attacked the mosque of the dome and they are shutting it down
Camden Adams
Yes. Because Portugal demands it.
Joseph Rogers
>this thread has single handedly opened my eyes to antizionist jews in Israel being unironically more based than (((fellow patriot))) neocons
Wtf
Asher Green
IRANIAN MISSILES
INVADE IRAN INVADE IRAN INVADE IRAN INVADE IRAN INVADE IRAN INVADE IRAN INVADE IRAN INVADE IRAN INVADE IRAN INVADE IRAN INVADE IRAN
Jeremiah Lewis
Benjamin Gonzalez
>tfw Bibi starts acting like Hitler to form Greater Israel and the US doesn't support because HITLER IS BAD
Adam White
Grayson Williams
Haha woopsies
Dylan Watson
damn i think its just the beginning its what thing to shoot rocket at the south of israel but shooting them at Tel Aviv is virtually a declaration of war.
i dont think people gonna get much sleep tonight
Brody Mitchell
It’s not funny when a jew says it
Justin Smith
Don't worry!
Zion Don is on this!
Josiah Hall
>Meowallah willing
Lucas Lee
Sleep? People have been sleeping for too long.
Easton Smith
only the soys and משוחררים טריים
mamad is comfy
Gabriel Gray
>a partner
T-THAT'S RUSSIAN TERMINOLOGY.. DRUMPF RUSSIAN AGENT CONFIRMED!
Carter Watson
I can already see the hundreds of zogbot twitter posts about:
>muh gratest ally
>we must help Israel
>TRUMP DO SOMETHING
>#prayforkikeland
>bibi did nothing wrong
And also the countless threas about those tweets here.
Bentley Turner
Nicholas Lopez
Oh my greatest ally how may we serve you master do you want us to make the bad men go away? Do you need any more money? How about taking my daughter and make her into a sex slave? I will do anything for you master just command me.
Gabriel Watson
The Islamic Jihad took responsibility for launching 2 rockets towards Tel Aviv, bet they shit themselves in Tel Aviv all those weirdos there
Ayden Hughes
Islamic Jihad just went full autistic. nothing was happening and they fired rockets at TEL AVIV. goddamn. stupid bastards a bunch of people gonna die for this.
maybe it was just a misfire or some irresponsible guy at the trigger
Mason Scott
I just sat in my room and kept playing Dark Souls. Shit never fucking hits anything anyway. It's lame as fuck.
Chase Clark
>I can already see the hundreds of palesit Jow Forumsestine posts about:
>muh palestine
>6000000 gorllion dead in gaza
>muh childrun
>iran helppp!!!!!
>#allahsaveus
>muslims are the victims guise
Michael Richardson
>islamic jihad
cmon now cousin, we both know it's an election falseflag.
Thomas Ward
>another $38bn
Hunter Lewis
>Shit happens like once a year or so
Meanwhile Fox News Shephard Smith reporting that Gaza sirens haven't been alerted in years
Why is Fox acting like this is suddenly a big deal?
Denouncing antisemitism wasn't enough so you guys need to cry while striking something?
Jason Flores
looks like gaza will be razed
>and nothing of value was lost
William Hughes
>filename
Grayson Hall
HEY MOSSAD. EVERY SHIN BET AGENT AND EVERY MOSSAD AGENT WILL DIE IN THE NEXT 2 MONTHS. IRANIANS WILL KILL YOSSI COHEN AND HIS FAMILY.
Parker Sanchez