UK will probably have GPS in every knife some time in the future

Elijah Nguyen
Elijah Nguyen

UK will probably have GPS in every knife some time in the future.

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ghr.nlm.nih.gov/gene/MAOA
ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2013/crime-in-the-u.s.-2013/tables/table-43

Andrew Robinson
Andrew Robinson

So much cameras and they can't track niggers?

Kayden Sanders
Kayden Sanders

What a waste of resources.

Plus, you know, there are already so many knives around without trackers.

Hudson Stewart
Hudson Stewart

Thats racist. Anyone can commit crime. Crime has zero racial component

Luke Turner
Luke Turner

That's racial profiling. Can't do that.

Nathaniel Lewis
Nathaniel Lewis

what if criminals just make their own knives? I made a pretty sweet pigsticker out of a $5 hardware shop bastard file in an afternoon.

Parker Morales
Parker Morales

Facial recognition doesn’t work on black people.

Brandon Perry
Brandon Perry

Most people in the UK are probably consumers more than producers.

Cooper Cruz
Cooper Cruz

all I needed was a $5 file, some offcuts of wood, my fireplace, a blowtorch, and another $5 file.

Alexander Anderson
Alexander Anderson

Can’t wait until I get shot for having a steak knife with my pub meal

Asher Howard
Asher Howard

It's staggering how people today are so sheltered, that they don't realise how easy it is to make weapons. Everyone is shocked that you can make a gun at your garage.

Isaiah Miller
Isaiah Miller

What’s it like to have you world view shattered?
ghr.nlm.nih.gov/gene/MAOA

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Landon Wright
Landon Wright

The UK exists purely for our entertainment.

Grayson Reed
Grayson Reed

Also, how about hammers, screwdrivers etc.? They are very dangerous.

Eli Fisher
Eli Fisher

Most English people don’t have a hardware loicense

Cooper Carter
Cooper Carter

Graph has no numbers along the x-axis.

Better luck next time faggot

Julian Anderson
Julian Anderson

All classed as weapons in UK anyway

Aiden Brooks
Aiden Brooks

So I'll be able to go around stabbing people as long as i also have a fishing rod with me?

Grayson Ward
Grayson Ward

Lol read the study faggot

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Grayson Myers
Grayson Myers

Graph has no numbers along the x-axis.

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Jose Bell
Jose Bell

Thats toxic. The UK is a more civilised nation than the US. My god i cant even imagine being in the same room as a gun.

Whilst perhaps this particular suggestion may have issues, at least our politicians care about us being safe.

Why else would guns be banned here

Eli Cruz
Eli Cruz

Ladders kill thousands every year.

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Mason Davis
Mason Davis

This just proves that the system locks up blacks far more than everyone else, most likely due to racism.

Interesting to note the graph doesnt explain WHY. It would be ignorant to draw conclusions from raw data

Sebastian Kelly
Sebastian Kelly

Good idea, I'm always losing my throwing knives after a fight.

Charles Rogers
Charles Rogers

Same reasons chip packets are ya country’s fucked

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Ayden Anderson
Ayden Anderson

Let's put GPS in them.

Justin Bailey
Justin Bailey

He shouldve got his rubbish licence.

Im not memeing, he knew the rules, he chose to ignore them. We are a nation of laws.

Cooper Kelly
Cooper Kelly

"warrior"
not "nigger gene"

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Nathan Phillips
Nathan Phillips

Im not memeing, he knew the rules, he chose to ignore them

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Nicholas Cruz
Nicholas Cruz

Nigger stole my face

Eli Rodriguez
Eli Rodriguez

Yeah it’s called the justice system where it’s proven beyond reasonable doubt they are in fact guilty of a crime and then sentenced accordingly they are more likely to do this because they are 5 times more likely to have the maoa gene predisposing them to shooting and stabbing behaviours they also have much lower IQs on average and disputed being only 13% of America’s population they commit 50% of the crime it’s all laid out for you all you need to do is comprehend the data

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Alexander Reyes
Alexander Reyes

being only 13% of America’s population they commit 50% of the crime

Impossible. If this was true your politicians would address it. Thats a Startling figure. I refuse to believe it.

Kevin Davis
Kevin Davis

lmao in the police and surveillance state he dreams of people will be allowed to do ecactly ONE thing: killing and torturing animals. THAT he approves of. Just not being an adult and possessing objects without the government knowing everything about them.

Connor Sanchez
Connor Sanchez

Knife offenders to wear GPS tags
Knife crime offenders in London will be tagged with tracking devices an attempt to reduce violence in the capital, the mayor has announced. Those who have served custodial sentences for knife-related crimes such as possession. The scheme, beginning on 18 February, will be used on up to 100 offenders deemed likely to reoffend in four London boroughs that have among the highest rates of knife crime – Lewisham, Lambeth, Croydon and Southwark. The tags will automatically check the movements of the offenders against the location of reported crimes and share significant matches with police. The mayor, Sadiq Khan, will say on Monday: “The causes of crime are extremely complex and involve deep-seated problems – such as cutting food, poverty, inequality, social alienation and a lack of opportunities for young people."

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Jaxon Richardson
Jaxon Richardson

battery in your knife dies
GPS goes off the grid
MI6 dispatches positive behavior special unit
they raid your place with guns drawn
you end up in prison for 10 years because you forgot to renew your battery buying loicense
such is life in Bongland

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Liam White
Liam White

What mother fucker has to be on knife tracking duty. Gonna be busier than Heathrow and Gatwick control towers combined

Brayden Allen
Brayden Allen

Why don't they just outlaw stabbings already? The solution is so simple.

Jason Ward
Jason Ward

Is retardation part and parcel now as well?

Sebastian Price
Sebastian Price

if the system was bad the system would take care of it
all britbong memes are real
might as well say "make crime illegal then"

1 in 3 american black meni a convicted felon

Nathan Rogers
Nathan Rogers

How about GPS tracking for nogs and ragheads instead

Samuel Nelson
Samuel Nelson

Horry shit. I would literally carve something in the handle break the blade off and carry with me everywhere and when I am arrested I will say some Muslim sold it to me as an authentic made in England souvenir and the. Demand they search all their tapes until they find thebkid who did this hate crime.

Wyatt Bennett
Wyatt Bennett

MFW pic related may become reality

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Grayson King
Grayson King

it will be abandoned and ignored until after a major crime occurs or the government wants to fuck someone up, then used as justification for political arrests or whatever new surveillance law the ukuck government wants to pass

Mason Johnson
Mason Johnson

Ok live in ignorance then
ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2013/crime-in-the-u.s.-2013/tables/table-43

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Nathan Peterson
Nathan Peterson

Im 31 years old, ive never once ever considered carrying a knife.

In all honesty i probably wouldnt know how to use one correctly. It boggles my mind that there are young people capable of literally stabbing someone.

More must be done.

Noah Anderson
Noah Anderson

WTFland?????????????????????????????

Ryder Jackson
Ryder Jackson

Do the use the Kinect?

Juan King
Juan King

They will have a big monitor room and whoever is in charge will just sound the city emergency sirens and announce curfew whenever a knife leaves its designated appartment. Sounds simple enough.

Austin Cox
Austin Cox

hahaha

Jace Richardson
Jace Richardson

Then you will be executed for manufacturing a terrorist weapon, I’m sure.

Kevin Morales
Kevin Morales

That's not a new thing

Christopher Ward
Christopher Ward

buy a really nice knife
stupid law that came in raised the price by £20 because of the new stupid laws
GPS trackers and blood sensors
whatever I'm not a nigger I have nothing to worry about
cutting up a nice Sunday roast I am going to have with my family
accidentally lose my grip
cut finger
Knife detects human blood
Knife starts blaring out an alarm
self-destructs
MI5 swarm into my house
kill my entire family as they try to stop them and explain what happened

Brayden Lewis
Brayden Lewis

How did England go from having a worldwide empire to being a bunch of sissy faggots?

Nathan Reyes
Nathan Reyes

Get a fucking angle grinder, what are you a goddamn caveman

Jackson White
Jackson White

Just wrap the handle in tin foil and they won't be able to track shit

Tyler Flores
Tyler Flores

Impossible. If this was true your politicians would address it. Thats a Startling figure. I refuse to believe it.
That's a Startling figure
Refuse to believe it
Refuse
Sargoy please..

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Jonathan Lee
Jonathan Lee

quality shitpost my friend

I love knives, can't britbongs even own a nice mora for the lulz?

Leo Powell
Leo Powell

Well the British Parliament voted to ban Brexit.... so it can't really get any worse can it?

Levi Fisher
Levi Fisher

Omfg every post gets more hilarious... Can't read graphs... Fully endorses nanny state ideology... Now tell us how amazing it is living in mommy's basement at 31... Doesn't know how to operate a knife... Can't imagine being in a room with a gun... Just fucking wow!

Jason Foster
Jason Foster

How the fuck do you get through the day? I've carried a pocked knife since I was about 16yo, use it daily.

Austin Gray
Austin Gray

the thing with the bongposter is, its possibly a haha trolled you ebic style
but with that flag, the possibility that, even on Jow Forums it isn't its clownworld

Charles Johnson
Charles Johnson

user I...

Sebastian Jenkins
Sebastian Jenkins

“The causes of crime are extremely complex and involve deep-seated problems – such as cutting food, poverty, inequality, social alienation and a lack of opportunities for young people."
lol utter bullshit

Adrian Diaz
Adrian Diaz

its a little illegible im tired
the point: he may not be trolling-how sad is that

Julian Robinson
Julian Robinson

Is this how far the world has gone? Where violence is casual, and sapient, rational human beings laugh at one another for NOT carrying a weapon? Sometimes i think i live in a bubble.

No, i will always believe in the power of communucation. Co-operation is better than competition, the pen is mightier than the sword.

I dont know what the answer is but we must not condemn whole groups of people for actions of a few bad apples.

Josiah Gomez
Josiah Gomez

Im assuming your referring to me. There is no troll, i actually want a dialogue. I just reject hatred. Does society contain undesireables? Yes. But how do we reach out to them?

Joshua Davis
Joshua Davis

jesus christ

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Dominic Fisher
Dominic Fisher

LMAO, hes talking about OP, if that picture is troll or not. World doesn't revolve around you dude, nobody cares about your bubble world based on beliefs you call thinking.

Alexander Torres
Alexander Torres

Do these retards not know what a shiv is?

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Jace Reyes
Jace Reyes

Yeah because cops arrest people because they go to the church too many times
Niggers are lazy and crime make machines stop being sentimental and get the facts
Tired of watching sub humans doing the victim role

Samuel Richardson
Samuel Richardson

BRITS themselves, most of the people? most of them are fine and dandy. not their fault if they didnt vote for the retards that lead them sometimes. DOMEone voted those dimwits in over therer though. The Norf? lol...

Dominic Lewis
Dominic Lewis

Absolutely hilarious.

How does this guy expect the trackers to be powered?
What about the millions of knives that already exist?

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Xavier Mitchell
Xavier Mitchell

Is everything going swimmingly here mate?

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Easton Parker
Easton Parker

just put trackers on niggers, knife crime will plummet

Kevin Miller
Kevin Miller

Knives will cost $20 extra
Take blade out of handle and wrap tang in tape making a shiv
Knife is now more easily concealable and untraceable

Matthew Phillips
Matthew Phillips

gaaawd save the kween

Xavier Turner
Xavier Turner

(((Rosenberg)))
You've got to be pretty stupid as a white nationalist to willingly spread some fake bullshit about how blacks are supposedly more 'warrior-like' than whites.

At least call it how it is, a nigger gene, because all you have to do is look at history.
Europeans were fighting wars, Middle Easterners were fighting wars.
Niggers were just fighting as tribes. Who were the real warriors?

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Cooper Bailey
Cooper Bailey

Solar powered, duh. You have to store sharp objects outside in see-through casing for any Pointed Edged Weaponry Inspection that a passing by concerned persons/constable wishes to conduct.

Jacob Allen
Jacob Allen

DDIY

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Carter Adams
Carter Adams

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Grayson Hall
Grayson Hall

not quoting STD statistics

Angel Ortiz
Angel Ortiz

GPS
It isn't passive. It would require every knife to have a battery. Simply letting the battery die or removing the battery would make it drop off the grid. And this is implying people can't make their own knifes out of a random scrap of sheet metal.

Evan Mitchell
Evan Mitchell

1 mp makes a wild suggestion
this means it will probably happen
I love you Jow Forums but you can be pretty tiresome sometimes

Eli Watson
Eli Watson

store knife in drawer
battery goes dead because no light
police kick down your front door because your knife dropped off the system grid

Joshua Jackson
Joshua Jackson

I'm not even going to reply to this thread anymore, that guy is literally so retarded even the media is laughing at him, and he is an MP ffs, one of the morons pissing around with Brexit and the will of the people, let that sink in

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