Which conspiracy theories do you guys think are true?

came for this.
bless you based OP is gey poster

All burger posters are niggers or mutts

White genocide and Western cultural genocide (Kalergi plan); depopulation in general is real and pushed by the elites

Politics is theatre controlled by TPTB and the CIA

The CIA works on behalf of the British Royal Family who works on behalf of the Rothschilds

The illuminati is real regardless of what name you want to call it

The financial world is controlled by ~8,500 Luciferians and they work with Zionists, as said by Ronald Bernard

Everything Phil Schneider said about aliens and the government is true

Everything Bill Cooper said is true

TPTB is trying to control the world's fresh water supply

Mind control was perfected last century or even earlier, and is pushed through entertainment and academia

We're lied to about the entire human history, as well as about religion

Chemtrails are smart dust

The public is kept in perpetual ignorance and distraction because literally everything leads back to THE "monolithic conspiracy" (in the words of JFK)

It gets worse and I could go on indefinitely.

the earth is flat
unironically

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I believe that Mattress firm is some sort of giant money laundering scheme. They are fucking everywhere and always empty. I remember seeing 4 mattress firms all on each corner of an intersection once, there is no way there is such a demand for mattresses

edit: a few people seem confused, I'm talking about multiple of the SAME mattress store all in close proximity to each other, not different mattress companies. Like if there were 4 different companies all next to each other I get that but these are the same company.
I believe that its a huge money laundering sheme or something far more siniter.

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Jews

There are no others

Ocean is full of bountiful resources, but the governments stop us from getting to them.

-coast guard 'rescuing' people who try to investigate this (i have first hand experience)
-lots of negative ocean propaganda (jaws, cthulhu, water pressure, fish that swim up your penis etc, sea monsters)
-only super rich and military have submarines
-nasa did go to the moon but it was mainly a cover so they could go in deep, (all their training was water based and space people always get 'rescued' in the water)
-powerful shipping magnates
-we never really get taught to swim downwards, always across water, and when it is downwards they make it unpleasant (make us wear pajamas)

there is loads of evidence, but no-one ever talks about it

No but it is most likely cavernous with holes at the poles, with many untold underground civilizations human and non-human alike.

ok, I will show my home country's flag.geez

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Trump is a Zionist working for a doomsday cult that is attempting to start a one world government

earth doesn't exist

go on, share your knowleage

The UK and EU are working together to have the UK implode after they leave, so the appeal of Federal EU States look good once UK rejoins in 3 years.

Or maybe were just not very good at swimming, die easily and there's fuckall out there except fish and deepsea oil.

What are the other resources?

I believe they put all their secrets into fictional works, for occult magic reasons. Pic is from Return of the Living Dead. The guy can't work out where the medical skeletons with perfect teeth come from.

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There's some giant criminal organization involving jews, all communist countries, and lobbyists pushing their agenda

>I believe that Mattress firm is some sort of giant money laundering scheme

Go back to re.ddit with your normie tier bullshit.

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Q.

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This sort of knowledge seems to be forbidden on Jow Forums.

It's not a conspiracy if the only person denying it is OP but still
FPBP

Everybody GO to the THREAD

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all of them, just to make snopes cry

rolf harris is innocent

The biggest conspiracy theory is that THEY made us think it's all hopeless, while in fact it's the complete opposite.
THEY are worried, fear instills their hearts.

it's spammed every hour though

not for his crimes against music

Sure thing

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Have you considered trying an anti-pyschotic

we evolved from water so shut up.

incredible resources like gold, giant pearls, sea fruits are all in the ocean. but governments don't want us to get to them 'a happy dog is a lazy dog'

MK ultra never ended

>aliens
>ghosts
>spirits
>interdimensional creatures
>black budget technology DECADES ahead of what we're aware of
>cults of rich bastards using countries to gain power via subjugation
>dragons

I like this guy

Nazi UFOs
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/194369224
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/196541993
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/199110112
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/204141788

Ancient History
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/198882770
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/201997900
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/205682550/

the occult principles behind 9/11
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/175292781
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/185365200

False Flags (9/11 included but not as detailed)
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/180380385/
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/191921512

Pizzagate (ctrl + f "hogg" or "paddock" dor the parkland shooting or vegas shooting)
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/172178550/
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/199453819

NASA being lying pieces of shit
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/179314945

MKUltra and other mindcontroll
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/185261304
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/196342755
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/200779006

Satanic and Occult Elite
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/200093468
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/202816632
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/203943955/ (focuses on freemasonry but otherwise essentially the same)

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Mainly the ones they lie about.

>It gets worse and I could go on indefinitely.
Please go on

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>water pressure is negative propaganda
I can swim just ten feet down and feel the pressure difference. You're a moron

nice pic op
look at mine
is that you IRL?

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jews are not that influential.

They groom you to join one of the government's mystery schools.

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The us gov't will MKUltra you to switch genders if you cross them.

E.g. Wykowski sisters, Chlesea Manning

>JFK theory of more than one shooter, killed for the government trying to shut him down
>pearl harbor being staged and allowed to happen
>holocaust fake or blown out of proportion.
>ayy lmaos
>bush did 9/11

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>Everything Phil Schneider said about aliens and the government is true
not too familliar with his stuff aside that he supposedly got attacked by underground reptillians, but what we call aliens are demons and fallen angels, and yes the government is in bound with them, hence the rampant satanism

>Mind control was perfected last century or even earlier, and is pushed through entertainment and academia
>We're lied to about the entire human history, as well as about religion
you will probably like >archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/205682550/

youtube.com/watch?v=sLCHg9mUBag

Google, Facebook, Twitter, all of those big tech corporations are heavily involved with various alphabet agencies and spy on users nonstop

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if water pressure is as strong as they say it is, how are there bubbles at the bottom of the sea? bubbles! they are very delicate and don't get squashed by pressure. also lots of fish of different sizes.

if water pressure is as they say it is - how do they keep finding old wooden boats from the bottom of the sea, hundreds, if not thousands of years old?

if water pressure is as they say it is, how does that explain the fact that water takes the path of least resistance?

i'm getting attacked from all sides. big ocean has big pockets.

We never went

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Subterranean alien race was here before we were, Egyptians almost drove them to extinction but now they are prevalent in our society controlling our media and politics aka Vril (Type 1, 2 & 3) + VIP could easily stand for Vril infected person/s. The lizards quill enters the left eye in said ritual excretes it's biological fluid containing it's conciousness and takes over the mind after about a month the Vril can replicate everything you can do now, it still has your memories so playing pretend is easy. Tons of proof for this.

Cloning centres in deep underground military bases (R.E.M Conciousness Transfer Machinery)

Unsure on flat Earth

If the MSM devotes some amount of time to "debunking" a conspiracy theory, while that doesn't necessarily make it true, it makes me more likely to seriously consider it. They only fire up the propaganda apparatus when they're afraid of the truth leaking out.

I believe the aliens are keeping us in some sort of space blockade
The few that manage to come here are the UFO sightings we had + some are fake (military stuff)

This is bait. No one is this dumb

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Atomic/sub scale wormholes are real. There exists an extremely ancient (before humans) (before big bang) post physical technological singularity entity that most people confuse for heaven

donald marshall seems like a shill, i have him added on facebook.

Pizzagate unironically. I thought it was bullshit until I actually started looking into it, and at the absolute least, John Podesta and James Alefantis are involved in some fucked up shit, probably others as well, but those two for sure

this, and jews did 9/11

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All the stuff that connects to Crowley is pretty neat
>youtube.com/watch?v=uGYZ6J5F7Ng
Then you realize they're all connected to Crowley :')

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illuminati confirmed

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I believe the 60's hippie wave was pushed by CIA to hide MKultra and other mind control experiments from being exposed. Farmers being abducted by "aliens" were ther previous experimentation subjects.
I want to believe in the pedo cult of satan but as an atheist it doesn't make sense to me. Then again boomers being religious dumbfucks is a fact, the "evidence" is there too so it can be real. The idea of TPTB larping as satanists beheading children like chickens is funny too so I want to believe.

the libs collectively believe that russians spent $5000 and outperformed and outmaneuvered their $100,000,000 team of top liberal minds in 2016 so that's probably the most pathetic and embarrassing conspiracy anybody believes

>$100,000,000
add a zero
nypost.com/2016/12/09/hillary-clintons-losing-campaign-cost-a-record-1-2b/

Jews control the world & holocaust never happened

>the holocaust did happen but the war didn't last long enough for complete extermination
>the holocaust didn't happen and Hitler was controlled opposition
Pick one.

>which conspiracy theories do you guys think are true?

none

masons shoot up bars and schools in ca

The government is gonna stage an alien attack.

Is this the power of autism?

Isn't that the picture they took right after lowering it down lol.

>Farmers being abducted by "aliens" were ther previous experimentation subjects.

Many of the land owners in my area have stories of ufos landing on their property. The boomers have told me ufo, alien, and ghost stories that sound like the CIA mind control stuff talked about on here.

yes

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This is fact not theory

>ancient civilizations existed on Mars and NASA is covering it up
>moonbases have existed since the late 70s at least (Wikileaks mentions this)

But most of us know ita true. He works for Kushner/Israel

does anybody remember that one youtuber who had a whole seriese on pizza gate? He also had a few videos on the podesta brothers, the mccane girl, and that nxxmn sex cult. I can't find him on youtube anymore... He also had a video where he explains how he had a friend when he was young who had a "hollywood" farther and had seen things that made him believe in these pedo cult conspiracys. Anyone know who im thinking of?

Femin virus is real.

This desu

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If i remember he also had a few videos on some random girl who would livestream her horribly poor conditions and got bullied online and an hero. I'm googling furiously and can't find her name

Reptilians, but without the sci-fi bullcrap. Come at me

Who needs conspiracy, when history tells you clearly, the truth is much stranger than fiction.

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Space is fake

bump

guys my mattress conspiracy theory makes a lot of sence.

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do govts go out of the way to make their buildings look weird?

like seriously? Why do they have to have some egyptian symbolism?

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That's just the plot to battlestar galactica

stop watching so much infowars

The only one that has been 100% verified (besides flat earth) is that Hillary eats babies.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=JXULtYRZVPw

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Pic related is Lake Pontchartrain in Louisiana. Google something like "Lake Pontchartrain electrical wires"

>Mattress Firm
>Mattress
>Firm