Brit/pol/ Damian Green edition

When's the debate

yeap, prepare yourself as lube won't in disposal on 29th

I've had enough of this country, i'm filling my anus with electricity

bye

My understanding is that if May's third attempt to pass her shit sarnie of a deal succeeds, they will move for an extension?

Delayed. Maybe for 2 years.

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Possibly delayed, depending on further parliamentary sperging.

Brexit is cancelled. Germany is rapturous. France is very butthurt.

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>Brexit civil unrest
Gary and Keith won't be out marching because either a) the footy will be on or b) Spoons will be open.

Delayed till June if mays deal dont pass and if the EU accept to give us a extension if not no deal is back on the menu

7 hours ago.

He's right you know...

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?

>secret-bases.co.uk/secret2.htm?permalink=mystery#mystery
I'm sure there will be weapons cache left over from operation gladio too

I can’t imagine that there will be immediate protests, possibly later on when it’s organised, I would certainly protest if others were going

The tragedy of brexit. No brexit time lines lead to anyone getting what they wanted. Everyone is worse off.

You can't equate a visit to the doctor with something as nebulous as national economic policy.

kek i'm sure they keep a trail maintained for you to find the opening

Why do I keep getting this shit recommended to me by YouTube?

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Fackin hell lads, I'm not sure I can handle more of this brexit crap, I just wanted it to be done, and now there's 3 more months of it

Based and redpilled.

Last time the Brexiteers (I think it was Nige) tried to organise a Brexit demonstration, at the same time of the People's March, I think about 20 people turned up.

We're laughing at them, they thought they'd get a no deal! Top kek

Petition: suspend parliament to allow no deal Brexit

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/237487

Lol. Even if it was *done* it would just be the start of the withdrawal period. Thered be 2 more years at least of arranging future relationship with the EU, which will be another shit show.

>what's going on?
May scrapped No Deal, which is true Brexit, while laughing.
and then the overlords of the house of commons delayed Brexit just like we always knew they would.

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JHB is fairly based as long as nobody mentions Trump

brexit is potential, we know what the EU gets us and it's shit. Out of the EU anything can happen, and bad times are good for the soul of a country.

disregard my retardation
i just checked the link, looks interesting and not what i was imagining.

>Parliament debate whether to suspend Parliament

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Seems an interesting website. Is it?

Worse is they think no deal will get hem what they want.

Or they have jobs to go to.

Won't be watching that...

Will you riot this time or it will be like before?

No, only anytime can happen if you’re a brainlett. There are laws of realisty to contend with.

That law professors face looks like it's been put together from bits of other peoples.

>house of commons
Parliament, whatever

Who said Germans have no soh, kek.

I love this country

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This is a high quality post for an Irishman, you should be proud. Still got no fucking clue what you're trying to say though

what do you think happened

I know, there are some top kek Hans and Fritz's on here.

Nearly 70k signatures already.

BBC hit piece right now on General Sulmani trying to blame 9/11 on Iran. Fucking mental.

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its unironic when they want to transfer even more legislative power to brussels

>MFW after the vote on the 13th the pastebin got an extra 150 views than normal.
I mean Buy Firearms.
pastebin.com/6bUeDafC
>>giving police free access to your house at any time and an excuse to boot your door down
>At renewal a risk-based assessment may indicate the need for another interview with the applicant or further enquiries about security arrangements.
>These enquiries may be done over the telephone or by email rather than by home visit, in accordance with the level of the risk assessment. Home visits should always be made by prior appointment and take place at a mutually convenient time.
Firearmsuk are good lads, shame their writers are so simple at times.
Legally or Illegally lid?

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He’s talking about the laws of realisty, like elasticity and reality, which means you can stretch what’s real to fit whatever your shitpost is

The stereotype is true, leftie women are ugly

Vince Cable jut announced that hes standing down.

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Parliament will be set ablaze and the queen will be hanged?

That would so so great if it got 17.4 million votes.
I know it won't but just imagine it.

>Just looked through tv guide
Why is anyone still paying the license fee

Gee, fancy the BBC running a hit piece on 9/11 that doesn't mention PNAC.

brex SHIT is finally over

Who?

I mean they only have 3 seats to pick a successor from.

Lots more Labour resignations coming in, looks like Corbyn is doing a Katyn forest massacre of europhile blairites.

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He's leaving to join the independent group™

Vince Cable's died?

Good. I'm fed up of seeing that old leftist's mummified countenance on my tv screen. He became irrelevant 10 years ago.

>Vince Cable’s antithesis

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signed

Vince Cable is a Lib-Dem.....

Its already getting a lot of attention. It'll be interesting to see where this goes.

please use its real name, you mean the Monster Raving Soubry Party

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Hope it's kino

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No deal is non existent. Ye are living in fantasy world it's pathetic!

Most other petitions are disregarded in entirety and has a copy-paste response. If it makes it to the Commons, seldom does anything happen because of it.

why are we pretending to give a shit about vince cable?

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Signed.

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Quality film peachy

>googles Socrates
>sees "Σωkρᾰ́της (Sōkrátēs)"
>decides to start spelling Socrates with a "K" to satisfy narcissistic belief he is better than everyone else
>actually makes himself look retarded
Yeah this guy has some proper deep insights mate. I mean he could have at least gone the whole hog and gone with Σωkρᾰ́της so we all know just how much of his own cock he can get in his mouth.

You mean the BRITISH OBAMA Project.

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oh no i wanted so much to throw away my culture, birthright and people for the sake of food that we know how to make ourselves anyway

She be first on the day of the rope

This is what is going to happen.
>deal gets voted down again
>May goes to EU for extension
>EU says that it can only give it if it covers the next Parliament
>FOUR FUCKING YEAR EXTENSION
>it's accepted
Are you ready for the horror that awaits?
>muh ERG
The ERG have bottled it. Mogg is worried about hedge fund profits, so he's going to work against Brexit in a way that still paints him as a valorous crusader.

It's over. Toast. It's all gone very fucking Pete Tong.

It is.

Shit reminds me I have meant to download a 4k version of Zulu since Christmas now.

>Leaving the EU is not a Deal goyim

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>implying it won’t be Tony

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That's just more fuel for the fire.

>that reference
kids these days, right?

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Cancel Brexit NOW!

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twitter.com/CPBritain/status/1089943526857756672

Based Communists

Game over man

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kek

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