You ever wish you were Finnish?

you are getting deported, carlos

What? The Finns are just a bunch of faggots.

NO FUTURE

Its a pretty accurate "Finnish 90's rural area simulator".

Based finns

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I heard they are good for the immune system. If I had the money I would custom build several of them for maximum comfort.

DO THEY HAVE MCDONANLDS IS FINNLAND?

MCDONANLDS MCDONANLDS

KENTUCY FRIED CHICKEN AND A PIZZA HUT!!

I wish I was not,

Don't forget to build it next to a lake so you can go ice swimming during winter.

Yes. I love cold weather and Panonian plains are hit&miss with cool winters and shit tier hell-summers. Plus the language is cool.

Bet you live close to russian border and eat seeds

Exactly.

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we have the burger :DDD

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Yes, I wish I was a Space Elf and knew their magical language.

No, 70% of them are crazy.

Haven’t /pol ever realized that for them we are all blacks?

Comfy country, though

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I once went to a public sauna in Sweden and there was a 'no news papers in sauna' sign. I always thought it was just a joke that saunas in Sweden are so cold you can bring something to read.
Didn't like the sauna at all. I had to put a huge buttplug in my ass so I wouldn't get violated by a bunch of Swedes. Lol you guys are such a faggots. I was ramming my ass for half an hour to fit the buttplug so you faggots wouldn't get any.

nope, only mutts with their joke of a nation always aspire to be real nationality

Good lad

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Sauna is top comfy
t. rented a Finn's house for a while and the mad bastard had people come here from Finland to build a sauna in the attic

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all except KFC

Gypos are sneaky. Abos are fucking dumbcunts. Easy choice.

youtu.be/Xml4N9A18Uo

is this where all that IKEA shit comes from? 'cos some of that cheap plastic shit is half decent, kinda like the tacky plastic shit, some of it.

youtube.com/watch?v=mtCWX6HxbC0

Fuck no, being born British is winning the genetic lottery.

the women? thats important, you know. are the really cute? hot? super slutty? do anal? what are the whores like? the whore-quality os an important consideration of acountry's aesthetics you know.

kek I just gotta an IP that was banned last year

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My grandfather was Finnish...he was just an asshole drunk with an accent.

No thats Sweden. Finnish exports are mostly elevators and paper.

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No, nice language though.

Seems like your grandfather was breddy gud guy. Shame his grandson is a mutt faggot

Finland is over. We have no future. Socialists will be elected because of retarded boomers. Taxes raised, niggers imported, culture put down and ridiculed, multiculti and globohomo promoted to children

It is all so tiresome

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Yeah right, I doubt it

I remember I got IP banned for a year for posting CP, I do not regret it, and yes, I do have child porn in my folders, but you guys can't prove it tho ;) ;) ;)

Says a leaf with gay pedo prime minister

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B-b- muh heritage :(

> culture put down and ridiculed

what culture? You're literally Swedes/Russians in denial, the only people with culture in your shithole are the Sami bepols

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>My grandfather was Finnish
>he was just an asshole drunk
That is our nation, and it will always be

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>T. seething rich snob.
We're saving Finland from traitors like you who are all too happy to sell our infastructure and minerals to foreign multimillion companies. Its thanks to rich greedy faggots like you that our elderly are dying in elderly homes under the care of Thai niggers who can't even speak finnish. Just because elderly care has been privatized to nonfinnish companies.

Im surprised you got internet access, Sergei

>the only people with culture in your shithole are the Sami bepols
T. Moor rapebaby

>My grandfather was finnish
>My grandmother was jewish
>My father was a nigger
>My mother was 56% jewish
>Me? Im finnish
>t.MUTT

Yeah everyone on his side are fucking drunks including my dad. Luckily I dodged that bullet, but now I'm just stuck with an un prouncable last name.

Descendant of nigger slaves of Portugal is trying to lecture us about culture.

sorry Muhammed Moorberg but Russians and Swedes are just finns in denial

>the only people with culture in your shithole are the Sami bepols
>Retarded hats, reindeers and alcoholism is culture
Didnt know spics were this retarded

Lol it was an ameri- mutt joke dude. I don't consider myself anything but American

>Spanish
Arent you guys like cucked sandniggers that rely on tourism?

Fuck Binland. Real Americans stand with Sweden.

Yeah i can see that, only niggers in sweden nowadays so its natural choice for you mutts

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I wish I was born in non a cucked country that doesnt hate and want to get rid of its own people and culture

>Imolying Finland would be any better

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I'm not saying Finland, saying saying any country out there that isn't cucked

It will eventually resolve itself. Post any collapse do you really think anyone other than the hardiest whitest native Finn will survive the snow, cold and darkness when there is no welfare state to feed, home and clothe them? They will die in droves as will deluded leftist sheep. Finnish Winter is your friend.

There was a short moment a hundred years ago when Sibelius, Gallen and Leino were doing their things. Nowadays people dont really know about them, and it is much the same as in every other late stage capitalist place, only more cold and lonely.

Suomi

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But it's still ez4ence

The collapse wont happen. Nothing ever happens anymore, as it would be a threat to the status quo of mundane routine.

Get a shower and go to sleep. Work tomorrow, and repeat until you die while distract yourself with vidya and alcohol. That is life now

Finnbros, recommand us some books (english pls) about finnish military durring WW2 in special the part of fighting against soviets. I want to learn more about your tactics and how come a country with few million people manage to survive so bravely the soviet invasion.

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I prefer kill myself

I did this when I visited. Was amazing, getting so hot I thought was going to die in sauna then getting out and jumping in the hole in the ice or rolling in the snow in my pants.

America and the USSR were the worst thing to happen to west. Both asserted their culture onto their subjects and destroyed the individuality of countries and cultures with mass media and pop culture. West turned into Little degenerats America while East turned into a post-communist shithole

Me too

>Work tomorrow, and repeat until you die while distract yourself with vidya and alcohol. That is life now
This has always been finnish life, just replace vidya with game of cards or more alcohol. Most tourists appreciate the quiet peace here until they live here for more than half a year and realize thats all there is here.

no, I wish I was ESTONIAN BVLL in Finland, intimidating the manlet mongol cops while demanding some pekka come down from his office an become my lawyer
youtube.com/watch?v=7M6-NLm0GBM

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>Winter war this, winter war that
That is the only thing we have and it has been milked to death

You should unite the khanates and rule the world.

Every day.

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Turk are brainwashed Greeks/Romans!

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Are Turks Greek or Greeks Turks?

read

aint no such country

I would burn that jewish temple

Would be cool I guess. I have a Finnish gf and she is pretty based.

Its mostly guerrilla tactics in winter climate. Not that different form Battle of Teutoburg forest actually. Harass a long line of enemies marching, then when they get tired, halt their advance by cutting off the road. Then divide the line into smaller parts by wedging through the weak parts in the line, encircle the individual pieces of enemy formations and destroy them each one by one.

Our advantages was not only home turf and harsh winter but the fact Stalin purges had destroyed the quality of leadership in Soviet armies, plus they were ill-equipped to fight in harsh winter climates. Tanks of that era were also very vulnerable. A single molotov cocktail on the back or a large log inbetween the tracks could incapacitate the whole tank instantly.

Molotov cocktail is a term coined by the finnish soldiers. When russkies bombed our cities, their propaganda minister Molotov claimed they were dropping bread. So the bombs started getting called "Molotovs Bread baskets.". In the same strain of humor, petrol bottles got the name "Molotov Cocktail."

It's the whole Bulgarians/Bulgars situation but on a larger scale.

But aren´t you happy with your McLife©?

benis

I wish I was Norwegian, Danish, Swedish or Finnish and not a fucking Arab
God left me unfinished

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I'm 10% Finnish and I like it more than my English, German, Irish or Swiss. Finns are based AF.

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Ahhh... It feel so great to be Finnish, you mutts would never understand it, can you even imagine it? Purest white genes in Europe, can you imagine it? It's like i'm 6'0'' tall in a room full of """people""" who are like 5'5''. It the state of being absolutely psychically as well as physically superior passively.

Every moment of my existence at the tax payers cent nonetheless is more beautiful, meaningful, purposeful and colorful than a million years as a spic or a hundred million years as a jew or an eternity as a mutt.

In this moment as all the others i'm in the Garden of Eden, a true paradise as an ascended and godly form of life, a million steps closer to the spark, the source.

That is true Freedom, the like of which you "non-finns" will never have.

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youre not unfinished you're overcooked

There's something similar to the Japanese about them. Somewhat aloof and autistic but in a good way.

Learn the language, start drinking vodka and start listening more metal music and you're already halfway there.

youtu.be/ecJWTcdw9cQ

>tfw Finnish and speak Danish and Swedish
not gonna lie, its a good feel

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Well some people like Bezmenov say that the leftist madness in the West was started by Soviet agents. Soviet Union in its death agony still managed to contaminate its mortal enemy with deadly poison!