>It took a country-wide power outage in Venezuela, whispers of a cyberattack, and smug tweets from US officials to make me suddenly recall the cloak-and-dagger story of a close Iranian-American friend nine years ago.
>My friend, an engineer—who I will not name for obvious reasons and who I will call ‘Kourosh’ for the purpose of this article—revealed to me in 2010 that he was approached by two “State Department employees” who offered him $250,000 to “do something very simple” during his upcoming trip to Tehran.
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>Kourosh told the US officials that he was not interested, that if Iran needed to make changes, Iranians inside the country were the only ones who should do it.
>I begged him to let me write this story, but he was very nervous and declined. Over the next year or two, I pushed some more and he gave me further information, but wouldn’t budge on its publication. Here’s what he revealed:
>The State Department guys had since approached him a second time. They offered him further details about the job. They wanted him to disable Tehran’s power grid in exchange for the $250k. They needed someone with technical skills, but said the job was a simple one. He would have to go to a specific location in the Tehran area with a laptop or similar communication device and punch in a code.
Because you're a bourgeois neoliberal jew and you need to be tortured to death, that's why. >lmao MI6 shill spotted. Go back to twitter so you don't disgrace that proxy anymore, half-dick.
Josiah Martin
News is dead. Buried somewhen around 2000 or so. Now we just have shit like that and Instagram
Landon Ross
Why are you so uppity?
>muh proxy
You want me to post my Mercosur passport with timestamp or what?
If anything, it is more likely that you faggots are paid Maduro shills. He has a basement full of astroturfers at Conatel headquarters.
Luke King
Sure. I'll send it straight to the army and let them do with it as they will. What I want you to do is post a link to the livestream where you kill your bootlicking neoliberal jewish self.
>I’m so brainwashed that everyone who doesn’t think exactly like a clone of me is a Jew. Pathetic
Xavier Foster
So?
James Edwards
>I'm being paid to pretend this regime change thing is organic and that I have electricity Neoliberal capitalists deserve to be tortured to death. Have pliers, will travel. Suck Washington's cock so hard you choke on it, traitor.
Jayden Cox
>You want me to post my Mercosur passport with timestamp or what? Won't do anything, either way you're still a fucking disgusting shill. Funny how you opposition fags suddenly started appearing on Jow Forums when the US needed to deploy psychological warfare. >If anything, it is more likely that you faggots are paid Maduro shills. Pure projection. I thought the Maduros crew was poor because they were "commies". Now suddenly they have cash to pay shills on a Vietnamese basket weaving forum? Which one is it kike shill. This goes for you too you fucking dirty shill.
Everyone’s a capitalist. Even in communist regimes, everyone is trying to make the best life for themselves.
Samuel Smith
I also find it funny that you somehow know English better than your own faggot Guiado that you support. You should go back to r3ddit where you came from kike shill.
>I'll send it straight to the army and let them do with it as they will
It's funny. According to commie retards like you, this is a free country and more democratic than most. Yet threaten you to report me to SEBIN for talking shit over the internet knowing that I would get prosecuted.
Good luck with those mental gymnastics.
Cameron Green
Nah, more like once.
Brandon Davis
I'm a little skeptical that the State Department would just contact some rando and give him $250k instead of relying on their own glow-in-the-dark cyberwarfare niggers
Cameron Gomez
Kill yourself for being neoliberal, for shilling, for lying, for being autistic, for having brain damage secondary to circumcision, and last, but surely not least, for having no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
Juan Price
Treason isn't freedom. You should be killed for thinking you're better than everyone else, for a start. Uncle Sam's lackeys deserve to be prosecuted, to be tortured to death slowly, reverse Pinochet-style. Now kill your reddit-spacing pene-judica pendejo ass already. Also take off your proxy, State Department shill.
Austin Phillips
Glowies can't cross air gaps without sticking out like a sore jew. Iranians are far from stupid or backward, no matter how the rich media want to present them.
Christian Bell
Hello kike.
Andrew Parker
>You should be killed for thinking you're better than everyone else, for a start. >talking shit in a mongolian throat singing forum is treasonous and deserves death punishment
Thanks for proving everyone here that you people are indeed mentally ill and borderline criminal.
Have a good night.
Nathan Anderson
Either you're a a fucking shill or you're a fucking dumb ass that needs to learn the lessons that the Iraqis learned the hard way. Never deal with the US government in any way when it comes to matters in your own country. That's a deal with the devil. The US government doesn't give a fuck about anyone including their own citizens. They're their to enforce the Zionist globalist agenda even if it means starving your people to death.
John Hughes
>talking shit in a mongolian fly fishing forum is proof of anything and totally not a work o artistic fiction and falsehood I'd suggest you just move to Miami and stay there, if you clearly weren't already. Last (tu) for you, jew dick.
