Christians of Jow Forums:

Christians of Jow Forums:

What would Jesus say to you right now if he came back to the Earth and got a good look at how you've been living your life?

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christians dont care about jesus, they only care about making sure they submit to jews and the doctrines theyve been fed

Oy Vey!

Ain't gonna make it

Jesus would post on Jow Forums user. He loved shit posting in the synagogue and rustling jewish jimmies.

i bet he'd ask for a flat bar and a snickers.

>What would Jesus say to you right now if he came back to the Earth and got a good look at how you've been living your life?
Stop worshipping me, its idolatry. There is no God except the one true God (John 17:3), and he will confirm Shariah law.

Matthew 7:21-23
Many will say to Me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in Your name, and in Your name cast out demons, and in Your name perform many [a]miracles?’ 23 And then I will declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness.’

lel imagine God putting me in this sick and backwards world only to judge how well I kept my sanity. What would I say? I could have turned out worse.

"too much anime tiddies, but i see you are trying my son"

"The absolute state of humanity, Jow Forums is alright though - based and meek pilled"

THAT'S what you got from Matthew 7:21?
That passage is saying, "Don't be full of yourself, thinking God needs you. YOU need HIM."

He'd just finish what he started

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he would chastise me for letting my hate consume me and not helping my people instead of just cowardly hating society

he would also talk to me about how I need to stop watching milf porn

>I forgive you

>What would Jesus say to you right now
>if he came back to the Earth
>and got a good look at how
>you've been living your life?

/burn any ashkenuts falsekikes yet ?/

>n-no Sir, I just gassed a few

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I would be judged for my sins.

Christ is going to come back to Earth and judge how each and every one of us has lived. A large part of the Christian faith is recognising that you have sinned and seeking to repent.
Personally, I apologise for being a sinful piece of shit each night because I just can't stop sinning.

I don’t give a fuck. While he has been living it up with rivers of milk and honey and whatever the fuck I’ve been down here dealing with people who want to argue about what having a penis means.

This except for the milf part

Matthew 15:9
in vain do they worship me, teaching as doctrines the commandments of men.

>if he came back
He was never here to start. He never existed. He was not a real historical person. Even if he did exist, he would not have preposterous magic powers.

John 16:13
But when he, the Intercessor, comes, he will guide you into all the truth. He will not speak on his own; he will speak only what he hears, and he will tell you what is yet to come.

Muhammad, PBUH, is the Intercessor:
It was narrated that Anas ibn Maalik said: Muhammad (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) told us: “When the Day of Resurrection comes, the people will surge with each other like waves. They will come to Adam and say, ‘Intercede for us with your Lord.’ He will say, ‘I am not fit for that. Go to Ibraaheem for he is the Close Friend of the Most Merciful.’ So they will go to Ibraaheem, but he will say, ‘I am not fit for that. Go to Moosa for he is the one to whom Allaah spoke directly.’ So they will go to Moosa but he will say, ‘I am not fit for that. Go to ‘Eesa for he is a soul created by Allaah and His Word.’ So they will go to ‘Eesa but he will say, ‘I am not fit for that. Go to Muhammad (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him).’ So they will come to me and I will say, I am fit for that.’ Then I will ask my Lord for permission and He will give me permission, and He will inspire me with words of praise with which I will praise Him, words that I do not know now. So I will praise Him with those words of praise and I will fall down prostrate before Him. He will say, ‘O Muhammad, raise your head. Speak and intercession will be granted to you, ask and you will be given, intercede and your intercession will be accepted.’ I will say, ‘O Lord, my ummah, my ummah!’ (cont'd)

>Christ is going to come back to Earth
He was never here to start. He never existed. He was not a real historical person.

..He will say, ‘Go and bring forth everyone in whose heart there is faith the weight of a barley-grain.’ So I will go and do that. Then I will come back and praise Him with those words of praise and I will fall down prostrate before Him. He will say, ‘O Muhammad, raise your head. Speak and intercession will be granted to you, ask and you will be given, intercede and your intercession will be accepted.’ I will say, ‘O Lord, my ummah, my ummah!’ He will say, ‘Go and bring forth everyone in whose heart there is faith the weight of a small ant or a mustard-seed.’ So I will go and do that. Then I will come back and praise Him with those words of praise and I will fall down prostrate before Him. He will say, ‘O Muhammad, raise your head. Speak and intercession will be granted to you, ask and you will be given, intercede and your intercession will be accepted.’ I will say, ‘O Lord, my ummah, my ummah!’ He will say, ‘Go and bring forth from the Fire everyone in whose heart there is faith the weight of the lightest, lightest grain of mustard-seed.’ So I will go and bring them forth.”

enjoying the ride?

idk dawg u ever seen dynamo? I watched that dude put a cell phone through a glass bottle and then pull a ribbon through it