Post the most illegal shit you’ve done

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no

buttered my toast this morning

nice try fbi

I once shared a SlimJim with a wolf in Michigan

Being drunk in public with some girls while throwing a garden chicken statue on the street at 2 AM

I once didnt return a library book (but then remember it was past due so i did(and paid the late fine))

I peed in the street

shot up a mosque

I shoplift about $70 worth of nicotine replacement lozenges every week, and have done so for well over a year now.

did a poppie in my pambts

Caring about my people then I realized that my people want to kill me and rape my children

I once downloaded a song from Kazaa.

ah sorry Jim I thought I was covering this sting today – I'll switch you shifts for the anti-Yang threads tomorrow if you buy the first round at McClellan's tonight!

ur mom lol

I stabbed a gypsy and a brazilian in the face.

Stepped on some ants.

Sure as hell didnt shoot up any mosques.

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The FBI are your friends and just want to protect you idiot

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I haven't paid for a single piece of entertainment (anime, video games, music, etc) in the last decade and a half.

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I actively raped and murdered every nigger i could see within a three mile radius in a small town in Georgia.

Men, women, children.

Any nigger I saw died. I was never caught.

I was a terrorist fighting under a pseudo kike flag in an unjust war against lumberjacks that wanted nothing to do with outsiders. I still don't sleep well at night because of it and miss the part of my leg that I left in Afghanistan.

RIP Lefty

I posted on Jow Forums when I was 12. Just like you.

drugs
smashing car windwos (unironically)
stealing shit, nothing that could be classified as a felony though.

thats about it, you could call me a straightshooter.

I pulled the tag off a matress before purchasing it.

Tore the tag off a mattress. Get on my level faggots.

hello, glow

i blew up like 869 federal buildings and one hotdog cart using pool chemicals and a moonpie.

I had a beer when I was 17

That'll be the worst for me

When I was in the sixth grade I peed in the principal's juice carton while he was distracted on the phone. i never got caught.

I stole a single strip of gum when I was 12 from woolies

Feds

I held a girl's hand before marrying her.

I feed a racoon dorritos at Yosemite when I was 10

I've had sex with multiple prostitutes because the idea of human trafficking going away scares me

I dindu nuffin

for real

I sharted my sweatpants in Walmart and blamed it on the Europoors.
>muh freedums
*bystanders clap*

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We'll surely hang user.

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I smooped the Woop.

shot a wolf that had a deer down in the woods
deer was alive and took off
left the wolf to rot

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O shit nigga

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Posting in this thread.

I illegally downloaded a Taylor Swift song.

Peeing with the seat down...

all i can say is that poor child...she handled it surprisingly well i was thoroughly impressed

This thread is a PERFECT example of how evil and dangerous white men are to society

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I've made high explosives, drugs, and even a few chemical weapons.

Any chemist worth his weight in atoms does these things though, so...

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I've seen this exact thread before with some of the exact same replies in it

WTF

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Downloaded a few songs from eMule back in the early 2000s

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Public intoxicated at 1 AM and puked on the sidewalk, and did a dry spit towards a fare enforcement landwhale.

We're all bots here, user.
You're one, too.

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killed like 500 sums.

LULz FBI

shut up faggot this is a hush thread now tell us your illegal thing, tell us the one with the midget clown i love that one

Fuck off nigger before I run you over with my car

I’m a fucking badass

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I went 5 mph over the speed limit one time

Why are you glowing, OP?

One time I drove over the speed limit.
Never again, too risky.

Are you a dog

I committed the WhiteChapel murders back in '88

Fixed my cancer with CBD oil

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I fucked ur mom when she was 17