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Post the most illegal shit you’ve done
Eli Rivera
Parker Nelson
no
James Powell
buttered my toast this morning
Jacob Torres
nice try fbi
Noah James
I once shared a SlimJim with a wolf in Michigan
Thomas Cruz
Being drunk in public with some girls while throwing a garden chicken statue on the street at 2 AM
Joshua Rogers
I once didnt return a library book (but then remember it was past due so i did(and paid the late fine))
James Hughes
I peed in the street
Andrew Green
shot up a mosque
Adam Smith
I shoplift about $70 worth of nicotine replacement lozenges every week, and have done so for well over a year now.
Asher Wood
did a poppie in my pambts
Joseph Turner
Caring about my people then I realized that my people want to kill me and rape my children
Logan Murphy
I once downloaded a song from Kazaa.
Austin Reyes
ah sorry Jim I thought I was covering this sting today – I'll switch you shifts for the anti-Yang threads tomorrow if you buy the first round at McClellan's tonight!
Xavier Gutierrez
ur mom lol
Brayden Rogers
I stabbed a gypsy and a brazilian in the face.
Owen Thompson
Stepped on some ants.
Sure as hell didnt shoot up any mosques.
Joseph Nguyen
Ryan Bennett
The FBI are your friends and just want to protect you idiot
Sebastian Sanchez
Nolan Butler
I haven't paid for a single piece of entertainment (anime, video games, music, etc) in the last decade and a half.
Isaac Bennett
I actively raped and murdered every nigger i could see within a three mile radius in a small town in Georgia.
Men, women, children.
Any nigger I saw died. I was never caught.
Alexander Davis
I was a terrorist fighting under a pseudo kike flag in an unjust war against lumberjacks that wanted nothing to do with outsiders. I still don't sleep well at night because of it and miss the part of my leg that I left in Afghanistan.
RIP Lefty
Thomas Myers
I posted on Jow Forums when I was 12. Just like you.
Hudson Anderson
drugs
smashing car windwos (unironically)
stealing shit, nothing that could be classified as a felony though.
thats about it, you could call me a straightshooter.
Hudson Myers
I pulled the tag off a matress before purchasing it.
Xavier Cooper
Tore the tag off a mattress. Get on my level faggots.
Owen Carter
hello, glow
Daniel Phillips
i blew up like 869 federal buildings and one hotdog cart using pool chemicals and a moonpie.
Asher Miller
I had a beer when I was 17
That'll be the worst for me
Camden Reyes
When I was in the sixth grade I peed in the principal's juice carton while he was distracted on the phone. i never got caught.
Luis Baker
I stole a single strip of gum when I was 12 from woolies
Mason Watson
Feds
Andrew Clark
I held a girl's hand before marrying her.
Nathan Allen
I feed a racoon dorritos at Yosemite when I was 10
Austin Morgan
I've had sex with multiple prostitutes because the idea of human trafficking going away scares me
Jose Hughes
I dindu nuffin
for real
Michael Flores
I sharted my sweatpants in Walmart and blamed it on the Europoors.
>muh freedums
*bystanders clap*
Asher Morales
We'll surely hang user.
Leo Ross
I smooped the Woop.
Camden Ward
shot a wolf that had a deer down in the woods
deer was alive and took off
left the wolf to rot
Grayson Carter
Sebastian Butler
O shit nigga
Lucas Lopez
Posting in this thread.
Anthony Moore
I illegally downloaded a Taylor Swift song.
Grayson Sanders
Peeing with the seat down...
Kayden Adams
all i can say is that poor child...she handled it surprisingly well i was thoroughly impressed
Camden Barnes
This thread is a PERFECT example of how evil and dangerous white men are to society
Juan Garcia
I've made high explosives, drugs, and even a few chemical weapons.
Any chemist worth his weight in atoms does these things though, so...
Oliver Nguyen
I've seen this exact thread before with some of the exact same replies in it
WTF
Anthony Torres
Easton Reed
Downloaded a few songs from eMule back in the early 2000s
Kevin Howard
Public intoxicated at 1 AM and puked on the sidewalk, and did a dry spit towards a fare enforcement landwhale.
Chase James
We're all bots here, user.
You're one, too.
Robert Gonzalez
killed like 500 sums.
LULz FBI
Hunter Nguyen
shut up faggot this is a hush thread now tell us your illegal thing, tell us the one with the midget clown i love that one
Landon Ward
Fuck off nigger before I run you over with my car
James Morgan
I’m a fucking badass
Kevin Moore
I went 5 mph over the speed limit one time
Camden Ramirez
Why are you glowing, OP?
Thomas Flores
One time I drove over the speed limit.
Never again, too risky.
Michael Sanchez
Are you a dog
Ethan Mitchell
I committed the WhiteChapel murders back in '88
Landon Robinson
Fixed my cancer with CBD oil
Austin Williams
Jaxon Anderson
Joseph Kelly
I fucked ur mom when she was 17