Police, open up! We have a few questions to ask about your recent online activity!

>Police, open up! We have a few questions to ask about your recent online activity!

What do Jow Forums?

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open up and explain the situation like a fucking man, 0 chances that happens anyways since that nutjob was posting on 8gag, kindly explain to the oficer that Jow Forums has a fucking disclaimer that states that everything posted here is satire

>What do Jow Forums?
Show them my pixelated tranny porn collection, and make them green tea.

Call Trudeau immediately and call in a favour

If I remove the pixels, will you die?

>8gag

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watching a video that someone else uploaded is not illegal.

fuck off leaf police, this is America

>8gag

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It would be very painful.

Sure, come on inside, officer. Would you like something to drink? Can I interest you in a discussion about the USS Liberty?

warrant please?
no warrant?
BANG BANG BANG BANG

Every post I have ever made on Jow Forums is SATIRE.
I do not support any of opinions expressed on this website.
I am not here to discuss my day.

WHAT RECENT ACTIVITY!!? I'm on NO FAP !

>u-u-uh s-s-si-sir i-i'm gon-na-na n-n-ne-ne-eed to a-ask fo-fo-for a warrantuh....

>normal posts on every other board
>larp random sides of a issue in Jow Forums
think i'm fine, also satire

PURE SATIRE

>AMENDMENT IV
>The right of people to be secure in their persons houses, papers, and effects against unreasonable searches, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the person or things to be seized.
No warrant, no search, get lost copper

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Open up and answer their questions. I haven't done or said anything illegal.

Reported. You are going away for a very long time.

>Reported
you'll never catch me
I always get away with it

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Looks like the infamous Cody Cigar has gotten away with another one of his vicious crimes.

>8gag

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Hello newfriends

He's a big jap

All I do is brap post. That isn't a crime. It is just lewd.

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I'm a big fan of yours

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I didn' do nuffin' don't check my post history pls!

BASED

I'm Bi polar if the cops come knocking and it was during a manic phase that I posted all those bad things I said on that Mongolian basket weaving forum.

destroy my computer and hard drives

for you

Oh fuck! Did they make furry porn illegal? Since when?

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F I G H T

>8gag

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TELL THEM THAT IT WAS ALL A BIG JOKE AND THEN TELL THEM TO ARREST THE /tv/ CREEPS INSTEAD.

Like the motion sensors and cameras wouldn't have gone off before they got within 100 yards of the front gate. Top fucking kek.

No, Japanese people are born with pixelated genitals, that's our racial bonus.

Try to kill at least 2 of them.

Not answe the door.

Recent online activity
>anime
>anime
>anime
I'm good.

Yell through the door "Get off my property"

Ask to see the warrant authorizing them to monitor my online activity.

Literally me

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I only use this board to exchange Japanese basket weaving techniques

everything else is purely satire
also, remove kabab

this, blame sneed

livestream it from my gopro

"You're a little far away from Canada, officer. I can say what I want in America."

you disgust me...... go on

Answer them with honesty, respect, and zero regrets. Definitely don't hide behind the gay satire shit.

Explain my moderator activities on reddit/r/politics

based

tell them im a beta male virgin who never had a gf and i'm lonely

I don't live in a shithole country like Canada, so I don't worry about the cops banging on my door for having an opinion.

Say im a leftist attempting to infiltrate the alt-right

grow a pair of bollocks

for CPU

Talking about killing cops: good way to get on a watch list.

Good job, user.

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