Do i buy a pocket pussy or a bong? I cant afford both

Do i buy a pocket pussy or a bong? I cant afford both

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I ruined my dick sensitivity using a PP, and my lungs with weed. I'd still choose a fully functional dick any day.

>do I pick degeneracy or degeneracy

bong obviously

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Get the bong. Smoke from it when you want to smoke, sandwich a lubed up latex glove between sponges in the tube when you want to fuck it.

I've tried using a later glove but it always rips and i cant do it because of how fucking depressing the situation is

also , does a pocket pussy really destroy your dick?

How does a PP ruin your dick sensitivity? I got one to increase mine and it’s been working... did you use it like way-waaaay to much or something?
Really curious. Don’t want to ruin the thing I got going.

I'm not the other user, sounds kind of weird. Maybe if he was going in dry, it shouldn't do anymore damage than your hand though.

What I do know is your dick will.accustom to repeated sexual stimulation in the same way.
For example if you watch porn and masturbate too much and never have sex your body learns "sex time is visuals on a screen and my hand" so when you actually get to the real thing you can't perform.
That's the only link I personally know of between any excessive self.pleasure and performance/feeling

Who is this jewish princess

Oh gods, I just had the same thought. This poor kid probably used the pussy pocket dry.
My body shivers just by the thought of it

>so when you actually get to the real thing you can't perform.
don't think anyone who uses PPs actually will get to the real thing

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This thought was on my mind while typing that...

op here - thats what i worry about, if i get the pp will I be in too deep?
I'm not an incel though, thank god

>if i get the pp will I be in too deep?
yeah
just go for the bong or if you're a clever guy invest it into something useful

Get a bong and use it like a pocket pussy

Pocket pussy is completely harmless. Bong is not.

I mean... It's just fucking weed man..

id either smoke weed all day or fuck a blob of rubber

at least smoking weed won't take my diginity

If you get a bong, get a stealth bong. They're a little classier.

But alternatively, start a fire in your bathroom and flush your money down the toilet every once in a while and you'll effectively replicate the experience of being a stoner.

I'd reccommend the sex toy, honestly. It sounds like you're really short on cash, and buying that instead of a bong could mean spending a lot less on weed.

>Buy a pocket pussy
>Convert it into a bong

ezpz

Fucking a blob of rubber is very dignified you close-minded prude

bong 100% trust me.

I would go for bong all the way, but are you going to be able to constantly buy weed? I mean wouldn’t that harm your economy?
For those reasons I suggest the pocket pussy in your case

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Bong, maybe i got a lousy one but i didnt find the pocket pussy all that amazing compared to lube and hand desu. A bit of a waste of money.

Why don't you use that money to buy some weights you can use to improve yourself? Your self-improvement will lead to you getting an actual gf you can fuck inside of a piece of plastic. Start having good sex and you'll have no need for weed.

sauce?

Definitely the bong. I got a pocket pussy for free and let me tell you I'm glad I didn't waste a dime on this thing. It just sits in a box collecting dust now.

sure. w.e you tell yourself bro

Y not
>buy bong
>big enough to put your dick in
>wear condom
>make ameture male insertion porn
>also inhale bowl later

Buy some books you fucking degenerate.

But if you have to, get the pong. Pocket pussys are a pathetic novelty. I must have used my fleshlight like 3 times.

10 feet of rope

Shit thread op, congrats
Buy the bong. Less is more when it comes to jizzing imo.

Weed is more pathetic