This is a New Zealand prison cell. This is how the Christchurch shooter will spend the rest of his life.
This is a New Zealand prison cell
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pretty sure he will spend most of it at the gym, library, cooking classes and running field
Seems like a well worth plane ticket
It looks like my bedroom. Only more cozy because they don't have any responsibilities.
Bigger than some apartments in NYC that are >$1500/month
the reward for shooting people is a neet life
Only downside is no more internet. How else do you discuss cool shit you've read about?
A year of good behaviour and he might be allowed a lil pc or something, he'll end up back on 8ch shitposting again.
way better than my dorm room.
thats how i live and i didnt even do anything
when you realize there are muzzies in NZ paying taxes to keep him alive from now on
Looks comfy as fuck for someone who murdered dozens of innocent people.
he better off then us, does not have to leave the room to shit
green towel left side of the picture
are you sure this is nz?
look at these inhumane conditions
Will he be extradited to Australia? Anyone know how that works?
i had a little more space, but yeah it looks like typical college dorm
Seems like a pretty good reward for cleaning up some kebabs.
When I lived like that I didn't even have a shitter for myself. I hated fridays because we all ate the same garbage food for dinner then we wanted to kill each other for the toilet.
Having to submit to another human being for sitting rights is even worse than wagecucking.
I wonder who I shot to deserve this
A tapedeck... how quaint.
it's somewhere in nz, took it from an article about a maori being locked up
Would you send him a letter or pictures of memes lads?
Prison for beta male... French prisons are not as bad as us prisons but it's full of niggers and sandniggers...
Better than my bedroom.
Why do people keep saying that?
They were invaders, not Innocent people.
Make sure you are ready to go
This. NEETs would love this shit.
are they gonna transfer him to australia or this is just it?
Most probably dont but theres gotta be some that dont leech, i guess
That prison cell is better than my room.
Jeeeew yoork jeeeew yoooork
Could be worse, he'll miss his computer but now he gets an undiluted view of the msm message and how it changes over time
He should get Internet access
You know people are going to print off Jow Forums threads and sent it to him in the post. He could even make replies and make threads.
i honestly thought op was trolling and posted some japanese man in his apartment, that prison cell looks fucking amazing.
that shit would cost you $2000 a month in NYC and be marketed out as "old world influenced modern environmentally friendly minimalist designed housing quarters" by some crafty fucking jew. see you soon new zealand.
Fuck the video NZ needs to shutdown pics of their neet nests before they have an army of people shooting up their country looking for a better life.
He is also an invader so they are more innocent than he is.
That jail cell is nicer than my childhood bedroom, only thing it's missing is a PS2 and a stack of playboys
mommy when I grow up I want to receive a life sentence
then it's probably a stock image sillypants
implying you can't sneak a phone into prison
implying some mad cunt wont do it
he needs a "Bless This Mess" sign
This is brilliant
mfw no toilet peeing distance from my bed
only a crt screen?
oh the humanity
....I won't go back
indelible reminder of the steel I lack
I gave you seven years what did you give me back
A john grind disposition to a panic attack
/comfy/ af desu
that man can wake up and pee without getting out of bed
kek also if i remember correctly breivik did get playstation
naw, he's the descandent of conquesters who colonized the land so he has rights to claim it, the fact the native population wasn't completely eviscerated and does not have to live as a subhuman class in nz says a lot more for him and a lot less for islamic states that execute christians on the regular suck a massive cock.
*next 27 years
If you can watch anime or play gears it's ever neets dream
Not much of a sentence when the quality of life exceeds that of the one you had on the outside.
receive free shelter and food
He earned it.
Can we send him new games and consoles?
Brevik even successfully sued to have an upgraded next-gen system.
He claimed that the prison was denying him the upgrade as a punitive punishment, which they are not allowed to do.
sending whatever you want
written or otherwise
to folks in prison
Nope. Unless NZ is somehow magically permissive. The US certainly isn't. I technically can't send a prisoner a book to read if there is any violence in it.
The ones that emigrated twenty-five years ago and successfully integrated
When I'm ready to retire I'll head on over & turn myself in for viewing the video & get 10 years of club fed. Then, when I get released, I'll say some wrongthink & get sentenced again, rinse & repeat until death.
Meanwhile in Hungary. We keep getting flak for how we treat prisoners.
Unless they deny him personal correspondence there's nothing people can do. I hope Mossad looks after his family. It's clear to me, he was probably there man maybe unwittingly, I don't know.
And the best part is, he'll get a hero's welcome since muslims dont go to jail and dont work, so it's only white prisoners and white prison guards
Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure some inmates get extremely limited internet access for about an hour a day for good behavior. That said I doubt they'll grant him that privilege.
My room looks like this lol
Imagine this is a simulation meant to punish and torment you because of crimes committed in the overworld.
whoever i killed was definitely not worth this happening to me. I wish i could apologize to the court.
Kek, imagine your kids playing fortnite with him
No internet though.
of course, he needs to know how he did
Dude you fucking joking? Thats lush. In the US, its shit, and you'd have to share with a sub 70 IQ nig.
+a buch of free classes
+library and free books
Based madlad, gets to kill a bunch of roaches and is then rewarded by the state and cucks pay for him. absolute MADLAD!!!! XDxdxdxdxdlololrofl
HOW FUCKING RETARDED CAN YOU BE
I AM FROM AUCKLAND AND THE CELLS HERE ARE JUST AS BAD AS THE USA. ITS ALL STONE AND CONCRETE AND GREY. DoNT LISTEN TO THIS FUCKBAG.
also i spend 3 years in mt eden prision AKA " The rock " because its all stone so i know my shit. fuck up u retard
Nord VPN by the way goi.
Our Prison are a Nightmare wet discusting ect
My God, he could be back to shitposting in a fortnight!
No. He didn't commit a crime in kangaroostan
This is not a very good deterrent. Would probably make many consider a bad deed is worth doing...
Epic Neet Life
he thinks he's going to prison
toplulz my dude
welcome to the internet
Seems comfty as fuck, just like momma's basement.
Not bad at all
Just get a burner phone smuggled in there
gets shanked by Muslim inmates
yeah it's probably not like he was getting cocked sucked anyway. He'll probably have more of a chance of that now, as long as he doesn't mind the stubble against his ballsack.
what's the average temperature i wonder
What kind of crazy talk is that?
don't give them ideas
No. We haven't had good relationships with them since an underarm bowling incident a few years back. That might have been partially responsible for the attack.
He is also an invader
How the fuck do you figure?
sainte Paris, this look worst than USA, good for the negroes and arabs
So basically how he spent it beforehand.
I killed 50 camel jockeys AMA
Most of the heating is provided by the pent-up tension. This saves some of the heating bills.
Holy fucking shit HAHAHA thread over bois
looks like a san francisco 8K/mo apartment
Think he will be allowed to receive mail? We should all send him thank you cards, user.
That's looking a lot comfier
in white countries prisons aren't supposed to be deterrents but places for rehabilitation. It's not like you can't get a place better than that on just regular ol welfare if you are poor.
this turban nigger will create or has created soldiers to kill your country.
Telepathy. It’s a lot easier with people you have met or otherwise communicated, otherwise it’s just like Omegle and you could be communicating with anyone. Remote viewing can also pass the time of day.
mfw im in my 3 room commie block appartment (775sq ft)
I bet there are fewer niggers in there than at my local mall.
for he who is saved and continues to sin, there is no sacrifice great enough to save him again
be very bad boi
the State denies me access to teh internez but still allows me to send and receive parcel via traditional mail
write down my shitpost in a letter and send them to my bro on the outside
bro logs into my Jow Forums account and types my shitpost out on my behalf
bro mails me photograph of buttmad replies
decorate my prison cell with pictures of (you)s
s o m e b o d y
s t o p
after killing 50 people and wounding 50 more
Yeah, ok... this guy will never see the fucking shit default Jow Forums color scheme again
It's a crisis actor in a mask.
This is a US prison.
the west is trully fucked
Remote viewing can also pass the time of day.
that's not a real thing.
It's just using your imagination.
Until your cellmate, Béla the Minotaur starts snoring...
kek post this on all leftist subreddits
Better example of current mask technology.
if you are capable of making a cost benefit analysis of mass murder then you already belong in there in the first place
Not bad but still need improvements
you left out the worst part of US prison
Who needs a FREE $1000 a month when you can get that provided for you. For FREE!
I'd do bernie.
he knew what he was getting himself into all along.
Neet life for a neat shooting
Looks better than my room, I'm jealous now.
that one is probably for low risk non violent offenders
alimony dodgers and small time scammers
its same shit everywhere, different tiers of prisons
Only a brainwashed fucked up people would pussy pamper criminals.
NZ doesn't have the nerve to jail goatfuckers.
a lot less for islamic states that execute christians on the regular
Really, the only islamic states that do this are the ones allied with the USA, like Saudi Arabia
he will be me in my mid 10s for the rest of his life
If you are incapable of making a cost benefit analysis of mass murder you are a fucking hippie that deserve to be dropped in Lybia where the State Mass Murderer of your country (aka the army) can't protect you.
Guy is living better than 60% of Jow Forums and 95% of Brazilians.
it might be cozy but the guys in there are still criminals, spending it there or in concrete is just as bad
Nice gets bros.
is this more comfy than aus prisons?
I suppose he can buy an LCD tv at least. Or it's already there. CRT tvs are hard to watch.
Honestly it's not that far from a university dorm.
Pay 20K-50K+ a year and you get to share >pic related [hope your roomate doesn't suck]
Meanwhile prisoner gets that for free.
wheres the nigger cellmate?
My country have very economic prisons.
What kind of fag shit is that
It's kinda 1 star hotel. Google Russian prison, sucker.
Send him to Pakistan or Saudi Arabia to stand trial.
The worst part of USA prison is sharing a room. If it weren't for that one would go.
Only a brainwashed fucked up people
wrong, only homogenous societies where values are the same can do that
Picture of Jesus
Picture of the little mermaid
At least he has a picture of his waifu
that just looks like a brasilian street view stfu
take him to detroit
i like that the subtitles are also in arabic. it's like an advert.
The sink would be an easier target. You can aim higher and piss on the wall which will all flow into the sink. Of course, the yellow streak on the wall will build up over time which can easily be washed with the included shampoo.
Its not really that bad. Apart from a lack of a computer thats just about the size of the living area I spend 90% of my time in.
Now show me a maximum security Norwegian prison.
Not bad !
Teach us your ways.
Those are retarded prisons. No cell system, no order, basically run by the gangs.
the rest of his life
Only until the white men of New Zealand revolt against their masters.
We have proved that you can always fit on more in the cell.
Doesn't look that bad desu.
Bigger room than my first bedroom as a kid.
Shit I need to commit crime in Norway
Holy fuck i envy a prisioner
There is no such thing as innocence. Only degrees of guilt.
Are you allowed unlimited books over there?
Oh sweet summer child. Cooking is one of the best skills to learn in life shithead. Especially of you live in europoor and have to make a 10$ chicken breast meal
Here you go
Imagine the smell.
You must first fully integrate into the society, then commit crime as a citizen to not be deported.
It's better to be free though than in prison unless you enjoy butt sex.
looks like a Jow Forums bedroom
I'm not a prisoner, I just meant that I spend 90% of my time infront of my desk or asleep in my bed. I have no idea how NZ prisons are.
There is a system, there are guards we just have too many criminals for too few cells, so they need to share the space.
The Brent racks up enough good boi points in prison to be allowed 1 hour of shitposting
Posts a timestamped photo of him holding up a glass on Jow Forums
"*Ahem*, I'd like to propose a toast"
"Fuck muslims and fuck jannies"
Thread reaches bump limit within a minute
I hope I'm around to witness it.
Auswitz was better
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Brevik even successfully sued to have an upgraded next-gen system.
Having a CRT tv and some older systems is not a bad situation at all. Most of us fuckwits have to pay for this stuff.
Rehabilitation > getting thrown to the wolves for possession of 5 grams of cannabis and sexually assaulted
if brazil is so corrupt, why aren't guards paid off regularly to aid these animals in escape?
would bubba have conjugal visits with him?
5 grams? really?
He only misses a bathroom. The 'kitchen' could be made with an induction plate.
fuck off cia nigger and stop posting
Yeah, except you forget one thing. No computer, no phone, no internet.
they have the lowest recidivism rate in the world though so they're objectively the best at dealing with criminals.
Some people cannot be rehabilitated.
They even have freaking heated floors??
He has no internet, obviously.
Italy is not better.
In Texas 5 grams = 1 year of jail, with a healthy portion of rape
If he is legit and not an agent they will just execute this guy.
Hope he stays /fit/ in there.
it's a minimum security prison
decide I want to be an eternal NEET
go buy some weed publicly
start selling it and call the cops on myself
"oh no, how did you know about the weed officer! i'm guilty, I was selling it!"
go to jail, get a room, free classes, 3-4 meals a day
get out of prison after a year or two
imagine the smell
That tv is way too small and high
Honestly if your country can afford it, it's an interesting social experiment for criminals that could be re-integrated into society after a short-ish sentence.
Prison have 3 roles :
-The main one is to deter possible criminals from doing crime
-The second, also very important, is to remove from society said criminals
-The third is basic bitch revenge against bad actors
By doing short sentence in overcrowded prison (Looking at you France/US/UK) you don't deter criminals enough, you don't remove them from society for long, and releasing a rapist after 5 years because he has brown skin and good conduct in prison is not a satisfying revenge.
So what this norway experiment is doing, is basically compound the the two first roles by teaching basic humans interactions to people that were maybe simply misguided and a sense of belonging in a peaceful community, which is much more powerful to prevent bad acts than beatings and breeding up hatred of the system trough cops boots.
The trade-off though, is that you give away the revenge element of it, has those petty criminals live an honnestly normal (if not freedom deprived) life in Prison.
Look at dogs :
When you have a dog that has been abandonned/beaten/uneducated and is dangerous to humans, we do to things : we either put them down or put them in dog shelters where they taken care of, loved, reeducated and maybe adopted again.
We don't put them in a kennel with other wild dogs, pepper spray them from time to time and then release them in the wild after 6 month hoping that suddenly they would be good doggos.
I figured you were referring to Austrian law. I would expect that from TX.
you do know you can get better housing with just welfare and education is already free right?
Nicer thn most college dorm rooms.
cause a massive butthurt
basically play IRL Postal 2
comfy neet life forever
prison cell is nicer than my apartment
brb emigrating to kiwiland for mosque shooting 2.0: god of hellfire edition.
work 50 hours a week to barely scrape together rent, can't afford a doctor, can barely afford food
have a really fun day, go neet for life, free food medical care and rent, never have to work another day
It seems like the logical choice is to commit mass murder if you live somewhere with prisons as nice as that.
looks comfy desu
We need to write often and convince him that he is widely respected as the white people equivalent of Nelson Mandela
woman send him love letters everyday
woman beg him to fuck them because he is alpha
he can spend the time to work out even more
he can get cool prison tattoos
other white inmates see him as leader and celebrate him
the guards smuggle stuff in for him
probably already has a smartphone with internet connection and shitposts and looks at pussy pics from thirsty roasties
can play all the classic Xbox360 games like Gears of War 1
doesn‘t have to work
NEET for life now (blanket included)
Most welfare require you to attend job interviews and other shit with progressively higher frequency until you find A job. Unless welfare is different in your area.
You're an idiot if you think cooking is a skill for fags.
Where will the other people involved be staying?
Are they already back at Langley?
a 10$ chicken breast meal
Wtf are you talking about retard? I am able to cook cause I'm not a worthless criminal retard, btw.
Possession of up to one ounce is now considered a misdemeanor in Texas, incurring only a fine. No matter how many times you are fined for possessing less than one ounce
it's called a civilized society
None of those fuckers pay taxes
This is what I don't understand about developed countries, if you kill alot of people, you basically get rewarded with a comfy neet life. But here in Brazil, you wouldn't want to be arrested, like really, don't get into trouble. You wouldn't want to get raped with your own mutilated cock.
fleshlight next to picture of Jesus
it´s a clown world
What makes you think most of those animals even have money for that?
Even then it would take more than 1 corrupt guard to achieve thata prison break, and considering that he knows how the prison will be like for him, its not worth the risk.
And most brazillians hate criminals, we want them to stay there.
its called a cucked society
used to live in a roomy single room apartment with bathroom and kitchen
$500 a month for rent
but surrounded by spics and niggers
I pay roughtly 40% more now for rent for the same place but without the niggers and spics. It's the no nigger tax. It is worth it.
Ok bro. You just saw their prisons right? Now imagine how good life is OUTSIDE of prison.
Looks like a comfy neetbox
Looks like the poos get buckets to shit and piss in in their prisons. Already doing better than 50% of the country.
Except if you paid $2000 PCM in New York for that, the front door would work.
You have to send a birthday card to one of the guard's children first.
I will send this dude some fan mail and a cookie.
He'll be in an empty, sterile cell, wearing a tunic (or nothing at all), under constant suicide watch as a punishment.
am i crazy or does that look cozy as fuck
one could sell that as a minimalist apartment for 800+ a month where i live
He's literally Chad
punishing and tormenting criminals endlessly is the best way to rehabilitate them
Sweden has prisons like this too, but with TV you faggot.
get to spend all day reading books and playing music on someone else's dime
Sign me up!
Til PET: Dette er satire. Intet på denne side bor tages seriost.
He will be able to browse Jow Forums from jail
He's showing the path.
I'm more puzzled why Ariel is on par with Jesus.
so pretty much the same way as a millennial lives in new york or california.
mfw thats bigger than my room and I have to work my ass off
It's comfy NEET life to you, but not to us because our life outside prison is even comfier.
I'm NEET and I only have to go outside when I want to. When I do I walk in the woods and enjoy nature. I get my monthly transfer of money no questions asked. I have groceries and booze delivered to my affordable apartment and have healthcare that is virtually free. Any gadgets I want I order online. Even weed can be delivered if you want. You have plenty of money to keep yourself well fed and entertained forever while also having the freedom to go anywhere you want. You can take holidays abroad even if that is your thing, the unemployed get a yearly sum of vacation money.
Compared to that, getting locked into a room with no internet, no meal choices and no beer and no women can be deterrent enough in itself.
What is stopping someone from going to Norway and committing felonies to get free gibs for life? Hypothetically speaking of course
seems like an improvement
reminder that varg described this as "hellish"
when there are too many stray dogs/cats in the shelters they just give a bunch of them lethal injections
$1900/month in San Francisco
Girls’ dorm cute!
forf 100 a month this shit is fucking awesome. I pay like 1k for my shit
that like dislike ratio
Yeah I bet you attract loads of chicks with your Wajong. Useless faggot.
that's because varg is an edgelord and thinks everything is hellish
Extradition agreement with other countries. If you are not from a shithole they'll fine you and send you back instead of the comfy neet life.
Imagine disease rate and death rate it such prison.
cooking is faggot shit
you are an idiot
Yes, but he's got no internet...
Vagr probably had a CRT tv though.
Hardwood floors? In the USA that is considered a luxury.
somebody needs to find out how
Yeah it works but some people don't deserve rehabilitation.
Where is the fucking justice in that?
Not sure about over there, but in USA they are the worst exploiters of benefits system and welfare fraud, above wetbacks even
Look how small that TV is!
This is cruel and unusual punishment.
I'd be begging for the death penalty.
No internet tho. Would go fucking crazy the first day
does mommy know you go on Jow Forums?
same size as my rental room...
actually, italy looks a little better. you have mattress, cabinets, tile floors and a radiator.
romania have a 100 year old, wooden, piss soaked toilet seat
Maybe better than wetbacks because wetbacks will just hang out at a hardware store all day waiting for someone to give them some work, but surely they’re not better than niggers. Niggers have the entire welfare, housing and benefits system mapped out to a degree of specificity that would make a autistic trains enthusiast blush.
Friendly reminder to wipe out the native population when you invade somewhere so your faggot descendants want cuck themselves
Keep stabbing your cell mates.
Eventually you will get your own “room”.
There are very bad prisons in Italy. Even in Belgium some are awful.
Every woman in the Netherlands has more than enough money of her own. If the only way you can get women is money that would mean you have no other redeeming qualities and your only interested demographic is golddigging whores looking for luxuries. Sad.
That's part of the punishment: Deprivation of the right of open defecation.
Don't ever reply to me again, filthy kike.
He doesn't cook
Check out this fag.
Girls generally don't like lifeless losers on welfare unless they're losers themselves.
maybe we're all in prison and the sentence is a lifetime on earth
For years, other men will watch you shit and you will watch them shit.
Every day. Multiple times. They will. Observe. As. You shit.
Cold, evil, sociopathic eyes.
They watch you.
While you shit.
Stay out of jail, folks. Obey the law.
Just go to New Zeland and kill some sandniggers then coward.
So that would make him no different than 70-80% of all men according to the data from internet "dating" sites/apps that show a pareto distribution. Really makes one thonk.
I know how it feels being in a tiny space...
Most of them are though. How many girls do you know with real jobs that do actual work. Not make work dogshit or """"charity"""".
This cozy, highly economical London 1 bedroom flat (no view) rents for only £5,750/month
They already watch each other shit on the outside, all out in the open on the designated streets.
You'd be surprised how many women can see the benefit in a man who has both time for self-improvement and time to spend with them and who is generally well rested, healthy and attentive instead of a fatigued wagecuck who spends most of his week either in an office, a car or asleep.
he said 800 a month
I've cooked for my family as far back as 24 years ago (I was 13), as both of my parents worked.
You are an idiot if you think cooking is a skill
Alternatively... It's easier to rehabilitate criminals from a country that is overwhelmingly white.
wtf why is that bed so high up?
Looks like straight out of west coast customs
t. closet homos
I don't think internet dating apps are representative of the real world because it attracts the worst dregs of humanity.
If that is true though, being a NEET is actually a great filter. You automatically cut out the golddigging whores who see you only as a means to an end.
Muslims are faggots
Shit posting by post?
I would be indeed. Sounds kind of reasonable, but still... Most people expect you to have a 'life'.
Lets not go that far.
that looks comfy af
I don't follow. 70-80% are unemployed, or NEET, so to speak?
Life is a lot more than work though. You can hobbies, interests and a rich social life without having a job. If anything having a job takes away from having a life, with the exception of consumerist activities that require a larger income.
it's hellish because when the govt treats you with dignity and focues on legit rehabilitation you can't maintain the accelerationist façade without looking like a cringe edgelord lil bitch
as zizek says, it's more evil to tell your son "I won't make you visit grandma but you know how much she loves you" than to just say "you are going to visit grandma and that's it"
going prison looks comfy af and kind of cool
Its almost like the government is incentivizing willful enslavement for total control
About everyone actually.
Gf wants to perpetually be in a kpop video or something. I dont know. I just ask she not touch my PC. She has her own.
Seems hard to find a place better than that on welfare and we have one of the most generous welfare system in the world here
right back where you started sounds comfy af since I'm comfy af now
if you commit an act of terrorism, you'll get all this!
He can start a book club with his inmates
^^ Isn't it fun when a person uses their own words to prove to everyone how brain dead they really are? Have you ever had crappy food? Good food? And there is no possible skill variable between the two? Moron...
You delete this right fucking now.