>mass today with qt gf >carried concealed ankle piece legal in state >priest doesn't ask for thoughts and prayers to Muslims >shook everyone around me's hand >eat bread; drink wine >go home, eat bacon, fuck gf
>feels good to have the correct God How's your Sunday Jow Forums?
meanwhile in reality: >you woke up after a night spent behind the screens >you have no gf >you probably wanked once or twice >and then you decided to shitpost on pol
Nolan Cook
You forgot: >woke up and began to cry
Jose Jones
>HELP ME HELP ME
Levi Collins
>having sex in the evening >not first thing in the morning before church
>Mass today Either heretical Protestant church or subverted Second Vatican church >Fuck gf Fornication
You are not a real follower of God.
John Lopez
Good for you, user, but... get the IWB holster instead of that ankle crap for noisy crickets.
Adrian Sanchez
is Ryan Gosling Jesus now?
Aiden Allen
You know when a Frenchman criticizes someone it's rather funny.
>Known only for failing and surrendering in wars >Country absolutely overrun by shitskins who routinely terrorize, murder and rape the populace >Even their best attempts at modern revolution fall flat while their catamite President gets dicked down by the BBC
Really Francois, you have no leg to stand on criticising anyone.
>Fucking your gf This is fornication. If you want to larp, at least larp correctly
Carter Watson
>>Known only for failing and surrendering in war Only normies believe in that.
Blake Richardson
its no wonder that a planet that literally cannot clothe or feed themselves (stab cows in neck & curl up in a sobbing ball when dog dies / condition females from birth to dress like aboriginal prostitute apes in heat) can actually believe in the mentally-retarded belief in creationism in such high numbers.
and when this retard mass realizes that creationism & stories of jesus turning water into wine at a party are in fact, stupid, they quickly jump on the freemason slide to satanism.
it's the year 2019, there are 7 billion humans on the planet, rockets are sent into space, genius tunnels & bridges are built, super complex computers are built, and yet there is only one neo-christian-evolutionary-futurist on the entire planet that understands how to dress and feed Himself