Mass today with qt gf

>mass today with qt gf
>carried concealed ankle piece legal in state
>priest doesn't ask for thoughts and prayers to Muslims
>shook everyone around me's hand
>eat bread; drink wine
>go home, eat bacon, fuck gf

>feels good to have the correct God
How's your Sunday Jow Forums?

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meanwhile in reality:
>you woke up after a night spent behind the screens
>you have no gf
>you probably wanked once or twice
>and then you decided to shitpost on pol

You forgot:
>woke up and began to cry

>HELP ME HELP ME

>having sex in the evening
>not first thing in the morning before church

you're either lying or you married a heathen.

>gf
fuck off normalfag

Brutal, but true-tal.

Christcels confirmed as worstcels

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>Mass today
Either heretical Protestant church or subverted Second Vatican church
>Fuck gf
Fornication

You are not a real follower of God.

Good for you, user, but... get the IWB holster instead of that ankle crap for noisy crickets.

is Ryan Gosling Jesus now?

You know when a Frenchman criticizes someone it's rather funny.

>Known only for failing and surrendering in wars
>Country absolutely overrun by shitskins who routinely terrorize, murder and rape the populace
>Even their best attempts at modern revolution fall flat while their catamite President gets dicked down by the BBC

Really Francois, you have no leg to stand on criticising anyone.

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>Fucking your gf
This is fornication. If you want to larp, at least larp correctly

>>Known only for failing and surrendering in war
Only normies believe in that.

its no wonder that a planet that literally cannot clothe or feed themselves (stab cows in neck & curl up in a sobbing ball when dog dies / condition females from birth to dress like aboriginal prostitute apes in heat) can actually believe in the mentally-retarded belief in creationism in such high numbers.

and when this retard mass realizes that creationism & stories of jesus turning water into wine at a party are in fact, stupid, they quickly jump on the freemason slide to satanism.

it's the year 2019, there are 7 billion humans on the planet, rockets are sent into space, genius tunnels & bridges are built, super complex computers are built, and yet there is only one neo-christian-evolutionary-futurist on the entire planet that understands how to dress and feed Himself

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Will look into that. Thanks

why does it matter

And only 65 IQ subhuman Huemonkeys believe otherwise.

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Fornication is a sin.

I hope so

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bless you
and let's hope that we will never need to use our guns

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ggoooodd

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> fuck gf
have fun in Hell you degenerate piece of shit.

also if youre a catholic genuinely fuck yourself to death for desecrating the eucharist by recieving in the state of mortal sin you absolute scum