He goes to work on mondays

>he goes to work on mondays
>he goes to work, ever

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when will wagies learn?

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Jow Forums is work
work recognized by intelligence communities and police and militaries across the world
there is no NEET who does not work.
He who does not work is truly a cretin

They think retirement is real.

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That was a great poem

Am i a wagie if im a high income lawyer?

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>high income
>spain

tfw you call a high-income lawyer's cell phone in the middle of the night

>helo is this important?
>i am sorry wrong number

good post

Yeah overall wages are not high
Re read my post and maybe your 2 brain cells will spark up

>scrape by on benefits in moms basement
>make 6 figures doing what i love and do a little day trading on the side while in my cozy woods cabin
Simply lol my nert friend. Simply lol.

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dab on tha wagies

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>neet
>gets just enough money to live in a closet
>gets to eat beans and rice once a day
>forced to watch low quality anime
Vs
>wagie
>has a nice house with dedicated hentai room
>gets to eat tendies and chocy milk every meal
>has every figure and box set he wants
Fucking neets haha. When will they learn?

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I just put in my order for a gt500.
What do NEETs do all day? Practice piano? Post some of your autistic creations, you must be like renaissance men.

NEET, NEET, back to sleep
No one needs you, you're a creep
Work is funny
Work is fine
No one cares if NEET just died
Workers travel to fun place
NEETs complain of the white race

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I play guitar and shitpost. I did get pretty good at guitar

?
I just ate some tendies earlier and hot chocolate instead of chocolate milk. My room IS my hentai room and I partake in only the highest quality eroge. My time is unlimited, you can not reach my level. Back to work slave, pay for my bucks. I'll be here comfy wrapped in my blanket taking it easy like every other day.

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>neets wants to convince you that they're happy but the boards they inhabit the most like r9k is the most miserable depressive place on the internet with constant threads about suicide, tfw no gf
>he doesn't understand his parents are dying and his neetbux would barely pay the bills
>he thinks this is sustainable

>that wagie cope

lmao

Post a sample on vocaroo. Dance for us, monkey it's our day off and we need some entertainment.

Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of having disposable income. How would a NEET even make it out to the mountains without a car?

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Maybe if you were a NEET you'd be able to work on your poetry skills

>he thinks society is sustainable

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Cope

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>mfw I have over 20k saved up

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You know.

Im 50% sure i started these neet rhymes back in 2011 when i kept replying

>lend me lend me chicken tendie
As a parallell to
>winner winner chicken dinner

>just 20k

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>Work is funny
>Work is fine
What the hell
that doesn't rhyme

COPE
O
P
E

jokes on you i make millions a year jerking off to hentai on webcam and doing male ahegao for frustrated incel weeb girls

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Look at the original you ding dong, did Comfy and Cool rhyme? No

Vs
>decent paid job that i don't have to do if it rains
>check flag
>have enough money for rent and decent food and more
>can watch anime as my muscles recover and build due to physical job that doesn't destroy my joints

The key is getting paid well.

>t. haven't work since Monday and don't even stress about money

WOW THATS A LOT OF MONNE!

Maybe you're right, but reality right now is that you have to sustain yourself independently of outside forces, the reality is that you gotta eat, and also fund your hobbies if that's your thing, if you still depend on your parents the clock is ticking anyway

Fucking Shakespeare. I'll learn it by heart.

Arbeit macht frei
This is what the neet must know.

Yeah but in the original cool rhymes with school. For some bizarre reason you think fine rhymes with died

>mfw I don't have the need to fill the void inside my heart with wasteful materialism so it's more than enough for me

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I work 60 hours a week pumping concrete

>that cope
lol
>look at my insignificant amount of money!
>d.. don't laugh it... it's all I need1

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>but reality right now is that you have to sustain yourself independently of outside forces

Do you grow your own food? If not then you're a hypocrite.

being a fast food servant is hell, but there is nothing wrong with having a real high paying job. i barely have to do anything and i am realistically planning to own a home in the next 5 years

>calls wagie a slave when the wagie can go wherever they please
>calls wagie a slave when the wagie can get payed to not come to work
What an ebin lol kek.
>living with parents and having them pay for everything
>will die cold and alone in the street when parents pass
Big yikers. Sorry for delayed response. My tendies were done.

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i pump my dick 60 hours a week

I don't understand how anyone would enjoy being a NEET in this day and age. What are you even doing with your life that doesn't require any kind of money?

God I wish I was a NEET.

Unfortunately I couldn't do that to my parents though.

Despite all my wage I'm still just a rat in a cage

enjoying existence

I'm NEET, have plenty of money for anything I want to do. I get low income housing next to a bunch of old disabled people. It's very peaceful and nice.

>day#3,678 straight on Jow Forums

Because you spend to much. Work hard save harder and you can retire early.

I spend all my free time bonding with my cats.
Who wants to waste all their money to go on a forest trip for 2 days?

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>be wagie
>chase money like the rat I am
>have about 100k or so saved up
>all ready and set for the future
>on my way to work
>get hit by a semi truck
>die, having never really lived


Sad!

>b-but those things only happen to other people!

lol

I have rich friends, I travel on their dollar. my charisma = easy life where my rich friends will pay for my travels just because I’m a civilizing presence.

>sad neet makes thread to cope
>people point out that the neet is incorrect
>"Haha you g-guys are c-coping"
Poor little neet

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I used to be a neat, then I got a job in finance and make 150k a year. Am I always happy to go to work? No, but it's better than having no income. When I'm not working I have complete freedom to buy what I want and to do what I want without worrying about costs. My costs of living are fairly low, so I'll save lots for the next ten years, and then simply retire or explore avenues that personally interest me and that I can make a little bit of extra cash doing.

I started art as a hobby some years ago and now I'm at the level of a professional illustrator. It wasn't that expensive, my graphics tablet and art supplies cost around $700

>i have always relied on the kindness of others

You have such high levels of Cope as a result of being a NEET you can't even tell
>dude but wagies can get hit by buses, checkmate wagies
A leech being a leech isn't anything new, what's your point?

I don’t rely on it I just speak the truth and it attracks respect and support.

Even the lowest type of wagie will have plenty of cutie wenches to ravage on a friday night that they know from work

kek attracts

Niggety nog, I wear clog.
I sell petal, I ride pedal

Based, I know that feeling.

I'm living in student accommodation and ploughing all of my money into a mortgage on the apartment. I'll own it in three or so years, and then move into another and do the same while renting out the first. I'll do this a couple of times until eventually I get enough passive rental income to fuck off from work forever.

>fucking coworkers
stupid child

All your replies have been pathetic attempts to shill your life while not even talking about your job

>its a restaurant job
You can literally just find a different job the next day if its a problem

Shoot a mosque

Fuck I’d kill for 20k

>Opryland
patrician amenities desu

I can die happily today, could you say the same?

Also

>unironically using the term ''leech''

If society is a leech upon this planet then why is it a bad thing to leech upon the instance responsible for the destruction of mother earth?

Your statement with the quote rhymes on the river like a boat

Well, yeah? How else is my nearly $1400 in monthly bills to be paid?

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In pretty much every /vg/ thread I actively participate in every single NEET always complains about not having friends to do events that require friends to get the full experience, or brag about making alt accounts so they can literally play with themselves to get rewards. Why are NEETs so anti-social?

Socrates was a neet-Chad hybrid

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Board games, nigga
>a boat that travels around the inside of the outside of the inside of a hotel
nice place, first time in Nashville
>I can die happily today, could you say the same?
Of course

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>Claims hes living a great life
>Spends all his "free" hours on Jow Forums

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>I can die happily today
That doesnt sound like someone with their priorities straight in life desu
>society is a leech on this planet
thats deep bro *bongrip*

Being NEET sucks if you are broke and don't have sex regularly.

>claims you're living a great life
>are also here on Jow Forums to call me out for saying I have a great life while being on Jow Forums
Your arguments are getting thin, Netherleech

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Hows that possible? Nigger NEETs smoke weed and fuck all day!

>that doesnt sound like someone with their priorities straight in life desu


Oh yeah, it's so much better to be fearful of an inevitable event.

>thats deep bro *bongrip*

So this is the wagie arguing capabilities I've heard so much about, huh?

Listen man, I'm not your enemy. I'm only trying to remove the shit in front of your eyes. You will die one day and there's nothing you can do about it. Better start living now because death ain't picky.

>work hard save harder
Nice meme. When basic costs of living in third-world infested areas eat up massive amounts of the average wage no one's saving.

If your going to make an abstract nonsensicale sentence then at least attempt to rhyme

>the only way to live properly is being a leech, posting on Jow Forums
lol

A wagie only has the weekend off. If I had to slave away the remainder of the week I wouldn't be spending my limited free time on fucking Jow Forums.

I make more than 100K a year waging and I still hate it. My only goal is to amass enough passive income to retire.

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You can buy land and live off of it in a remote place. Having said that, being a leech is better than being a slave.

Shieet, I'd spend my free time eating Bakpao at the snackbar.

That's not true, I have 16 hours every day that I'm not working that I can do whatever I want with. On top of the weekends I also have 2 weeks of paid vacation and 2 weeks of sick pay. I spent time on Jow Forums to keep up with current events and flesh out my viewpoints as there is no better forum for political discussion anywhere on the internet

And at the same time as all this I'm making money every month, gaining work experience, networking and gaining valuable connections, all while actually enjoying for the most part those 8 hours I have to be at work. While neets struggle to find a single friend, they don't realize that spending 8 hours in an office full of bro's and puppies isn't some death sentence

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Being a leech is being a slave to the government

Alright, then I genuinely hope you still feel the same when you're on your death bed.

How am I a slave if I can do whatever the fuck I want though?

The absolute coping/baiting mad man
This man made this entire thread about him
It's time to stop replying to him so we can leave him at peace in his work hours

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This. If faced with dealing with customers I'd look into NEET, but I make solid money doing squat so.

>Alright, then I genuinely hope you still feel the same when you're on your death bed.
Same to you
>How am I a slave if I can do whatever the fuck I want though?
What would you do if the government stopped paying you? Once you went through that 20k in savings you have?

It's Sunday m8

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Imagine any of us living during that time. We'd have the command of the kings