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Forgot to mention that i try to add as much racist insults in the game when they encounter NPC's that are humanity first people. :D

Well, our group has difficulties with deliang with humans and trust issues and are often cheated with payments.
Also lots of all kind of racist views i manage to make.

Everyone loves the game.

I have a list with hundreds of racial insults for every race that I use whenever possible. The GM is a commie faggot but he lets fictional racism slide because I convinced him that the races of D&D hated each other.

Can you tell of a particular encounter or situation in which racism was beneficial instead of detrimental?

Not really, but it would be fun. My GMs are too soft for a crusade-like campaign. God forbid we do anything too evil. Here's an example of what happened if someone were to do anything chaotic evil.
>inna standard D&D campaign to stop "evil" people
>one of my party members kills anyone he wants
>other players get upset by his deeds
>one of my party members makes a new character just to stop the defective player
>GM takes it into his own hands to arrest and capture the defective players character and uses his chaotic evil character as the new main bad guy for the campaign

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I played an Asamir favored soul/soul water who was a serial killer and addicted to his own power.

The group was hired to clean close dungeon from monsters and the questgiver was local crimenigger that wanted to clear the cave for himself and his posse.

Players instantly knew the questgiver would try to fuck them up so they prepared ambush after clearing the dungeon and i let them play it out. THey got the reward, killed the nigger with the criminal posse and got both niggers mansion AND the cave for themselves.

If they wouldnt have been racially carefull, nigga would have ambushed them and it might have got couple player characters killed, atleast no reward.

I once played a Chaotic Good mercenary who applied his morality to every situation.

That's too bad. Next time I GM I'll make it clear that I accept evil aligned characters because there is a lot of fun to be had.

Also, now I want to play in a crusades-like campaign and kill a bunch of orcs and goblinoids as if they were mudslimes.

I play an ultra-religious Aasimar Divine Soul Sorcerer in a campaign but haven't had the opportunity to smite heretics.

Perfect.

I always play as an elf because we finns are elves.

you sound like a cityelf that has not been in the forest.

Nigger, I spent every summer for 16 years in our summer house. The closest neighbour lived 10 kilometres away.

oh you had neighbours, not forest enough...cityelf.

REE STOP CALLING ME CITYELF YOU DWARF NIGGER

everyone and their mother has played an angry manlet racist dwarf before, yes

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i was always interested in d&d but never had a chance to play it

>competing to see who is the snowniggest
What the fug

hhhehehe

Get a bunch of friends and DM a campaign for them!

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You wouldnt understand, its an elf thing.

I bet (((they))) are seething over how handsome this guy is. I bet that's why they're blurring out his face.

D&D is for nerds with no real aspirations and is there's always a fucking tranny in ever group i meet. not that i've ever played but i noticed a certain pattern among the people i meet who do. that they're all losers

i bet your character was killed by a goblin.

I made a world where demon cults exist and book and witch burnings are a literal necessity for killing evil witches. The inquisition also have custom cantrips, which they can use to scan documents for 'intent to lie or hide, causing words inside to rub together in screeching sounding like tight rusty wires.

They do this because Demonic cults spread or can re-arise through only one copy of their book, which starts off mundane, but becomes a new vessel for a new demon through a simple blood ritual.

Cultists get all sorts of mechanical benefits from their pacts. They intially take each cultists soul as insurance, then after very significant amounts of expansion and the sacrifice of hundreds, as well as some specific 'milestone rituals', they can get their soul back, but they gain demonic sub-type. Basically, a cultist that dies early becomes a particularly delicious soul for a demon to torture, but if they make it all the way, they are worthy offspring of the demon.

Each sacrifice makes the demon stronger and expands their influence by a 5 foot radius from the book. After so many hundred sacrifices, a secondary radius begins to form, allowing the demon to manifest physically within.

The inquisition on the other hand are a group you either love or hate. But anyone who has suffered from the cults immediately change their opinions of the inquisition. They are an expansive order that is the driving force behind industrialisation, pioneering musket firearms and pistols and smoke grenades.

They have also designed a series of cheap and affordable 'paint by numbers' machines that allow everyday commoners to produce whatever academical product the machine was designed to produce without any skill required.

As a result, gunpowder and bottled gas are available. This is what allows them to compete with all the nasty buffs cultists gain over time (Natural armour etc in addition to their classes etc).

I love everything about this, especially the books mechanics and the firearms-centered industrialization. Can I steal it for my homebrew campaign?

Also, it fits so perfectly because in my campaign elves have monopolized magic, and so it makes sense non-elves to fund industrialization projects.

Anyone on that list that isn’t part Orc is based providing the dwarves aren’t Tolkien (((dwarves))) (which are Jews) and providing that gnomes/halflings are Tolkien (which are Irish country folk)

Not intentionally at least, it did make me prejudiced towards people playing certain fictional races though.

Elves are damn worthless turbo-jews played by narcissistic control freaks who can't deal with not being a mary sue among a perceived mary sue species that either fails horribly or carries plot-armor. I would ask how you even tell your gender apart but you are all feminine bi-fags anyway.

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You mean trannies playing retarded races?

I always play as a mixed-race tranny.

the picture I posted but with d&d

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sure but I don't self-insert like some faggot so it was just by happenstance

There is nothing wrong with self-inserting in RPG, in fact, it can be quite liberating.

14/14/16/8/14/8
STOUT halfling
3 Totem Barb / 3+ Beastmaster
Naked, Lance wielding duelist riding a hyena. Gladiator background.
Favored enemy- gnomes.

Hunt the arcanists, suffer no elementists. Nature is the natural order.

I would say it is alright to do it on rare occasion but I've met a lot of people who end up only doing that because they can't roleplay and think what someone else would do and this has happened long before the npc meme

Retarded does not cut it for Elves. Most universes Elf Societies straight up lack any peasantry, often not even Farmlands but then they run around in fancy armor, have sprawling high fantasy cities and all that jazz just falling into their laps.

At some point i realized that this is just the same shit as with leftist libtards thinking giving everyone can be rich if we give everyone wellfare without thinking a second how any wealth is generated.

There are almost no Elves no matter the Universe that Exploit the Land.
Yet they have rare-ore enchanted equipment on mass.
There are almost no Elves no matter the Universe living in Poverty
Yet they barely still have a middle class and a working class is fully non-existent, they don't employ robots either, Golems are part of some universes.

Elves flat out don't make sense, nothing would function as presented and it attracts the worst rainbow cum stained leftist cringelord i need to be better then Gaygolas let me critically succeed any test REE assholes imaginable.

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Not really. When I used to play D&D politics were never involved. Adventures were used to be pretty generic and evolved into a shitfest quickly.
The only time I enjoyed playing D&D was with Baldur's Gate 2 campaign. Anything that came after wards was too mediocre to me. Sad.

I always play as a norwegian.

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I played a transgirl ;)

You can steal it. No problems. I encourage you not to be worried about making npcs a little overpowered in this setting. You really have to balance out cultists and enemies in general against firearms etc, because i can guarantee the party will want firearms.

I also made poisons increase in duration/ by one category (Pathfinder) and made it that fortitude saves do not cure, only stop the damage each time. So poison that goes for 1 round goes for 6, 6 rounds goes to 6 minutes, 6 minutes goes for 6 hours.

On the plus side, party members can use poisons against enemies, but now they have to be careful.

Made a 'Critical injury' table too, activated on either a natural 20 confirmed with a second nat 20, or if you take a nat crit that knocks you below 0 or if you take damage whilst below 0. You can also volunteer to convert damage that would drop you to 0 to what I call 'critical bleed' and instead roll on the crit injury table (Could just get staggered, or could lose a finger, or toe several fingers, suffer internal organ damage or lose a limb etc).

What I call 'Critical bleed' is basically like bleed damage, but it stops once you've taken the amount that you delayed (Blood loss etc).

Healing spells work as normal unless dealing with critical injuries, in which case, surgery through the heal/ medicine skill may be needed.

The heal skill uses bandages, doses of antiseptic etc (I included an infection mechanic too).

Spells like regenerate work, but you sometimes need to surgically cut a person open to hollow out the area they want to regrow a kidney, otherwise it will rupture repeatedly, causing a chain reaction of bursting organs and a bloated screaming character dying horribly.

Human supremacist Paladin

Thank you for all the tips. This will fit really well in my setting and campaigns.

Okay i got a story here's a taste lmk how you like it.
>me, the bf, the cunt friend (cf) the mutual friend (mf) the gf
>gf is DM
>cf keeps making muh strong wamen
>gf loves it
>role play rewards
>cf gets retarded op
>ruins campaign
>3 times
>bf no balls
>mf wants to quit pf
>ENOUGH.jpg
>convince mf one more campaign
>plot our revenge
>gf gives 2 class level/character level
>play patriarch human fighter/martial artist
>go complete combat king
>mf plays orphan Grippi oracle/wizard
>cf plays usual drow corsair/rogue
>bf plays half/elf bard/cleric
>thecurtainrises.jpg
>in tavern
>by the bar
>beer broing with my frog fren
>cf looking for plot npc
>bf sitting across bar with plot npc
>has to pass me to get to him
>soitbegins.jpg
>slapdatdrowass
>Ohnoyoudidn't.jpg
>"Sorry lass mistook you for the bar wench"
>EXCUSEME.exe
>points rapier to throat
>roll initiative
>we tie
>mfw improved initiative
>roll grapple
>cf nat 1 on aop
>"you'll have to better than that missy"
>henceforth known as missy
>grapple success
>she can't get out
>spank her for nonlethal 3 rounds
>BF and plot npc walk over
>BF apologizes for cf
>"Is this your knife ear? Yeah their women can be hard to get in line. Don't let it happen again
>impressed the plot npc with confidence twisted chivalry and composure (i only spanked her she put a sword to my throat and swung)
>mad street cred
>mfw get named party captain
>ITWASHERTURN.jpg

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No problems. Have fun user.

Scram Discord person. it's currently 5:03am here in Aus, so again I wouldn't be surprised if you're federal police.

>roleplaying yourself
boring

Bumping nerdy shit because we need more cuteness

D&D is great for simulating that sort of stuff in a way that removes real life social expectations, it's not boring at all.

We kinda ad lib on the rules when playing so i managed to create a refugee crisis and get the continent filled with refugees

Good shit, m8.

I have a good time nitpicking parts of my personality and turning it into a D&D character and then exaggerating it during play.

How did you manage to do that?

Playing a Paladin is basically playing as a government and religiously sanctioned ethnic cleanser. The correct Lawful Good is genociding darkie troll and goblins to make the world a safer place

we once played a Call of Cthulhu campaign in Germany in 1930, it was a little awkward

thanks that campaign was crazy, one of the funniest times i've ever played the game.
>Be captain
>escort quest
>get ambushed
>"guard the women"
>bf moves in front of "client"(gf)
>pathetic.jpg
>me and mf make our move
>surround missy and client
>our backs to the women
pic related

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I run Warhammer RPGs (both 40k and fantasy) for a group of people who are either liberal or apolitical. Pretty fun desu, the biggest liberal is also my best roleplayer and he's playing a Bretonnian noble's son, so in the rural part of the Empire where they are now most people are immediately racist against him.
I really don't insert politics too much into the game, the villain is a vampiress who has been traveling incognito with the players for two sessions now, using them as pawns in a vampire conflict. Before that there was a guard captain who betrayed his town to the Skaven. The noble's son slit his throat in the ruins of the town.

I wanted to run a Dark Heresy campaign where the players are recruited into a cell on a Tau occupied world, and then engage in guerilla activities against the Tau, but that never got off the ground.

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