How the fuck do people do threesomes?

How much is tinder plus?

Yes, as self inserts. ...I guess she could be wanting to identify as a guy as well.

But do both involve calculating trajectories?

Shouldnt e that much, like 15 or 20 bucks for a month? Depending on where you are. I mean if you make the situation clear in your bio i bet you would get literally your pick of the litter.

Kek, good one

I guess you would have to calculate fluid discharge in both of them.

I'll keep that in mind if she ever says she's trans or something lol but I think it's just a turn on

Thank you! I'll test it out.

Godspeed bi-user. I would have liked to be the lucky guy, but alas..

If you live close and don't have an STD I'd consider it. It'd avoid the fucking drama of finding someone.

>Make it a couple profile for you and your girlfriend and done.
Just be forewarned about most of these difficulties. Most men like to be reduced to their dick, or invited in by a group of lesbians, but there are drawbacks if you try to contact actual nonmonogamously committed individuals.
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I don't know if a gay dude would get turned on by watching his boyfriend eat pussy unless he was bi. You're gf is probably into guys.

I live in Europe, can travel for this especially. Doubt you are from here though?

Lol no sorry. Boston.

I really don't think she's into guys. Might just be a fetish idk. She's a gold star. If she was into guys she'd have fucked one already.

Pls b in Minneapolis

Boston. Sorry.

What i suspected, a shame really. Hence the "alas". Previous suggestions apply though, good luck with your hunt on tinder. I suggest not using real names or stuff, using a couple photo and saying sth in tne bio like "couple looking for sth fun". Talk with them first to gauge interest so all is in the clear..

Thank you! And I'm sure there's plenty of girls who would suck your dick across the pond.

Nah, i can talk the talk but it doesnt work out for me here. Literally a manlet and all..

Some more tips, there is a chance your offer might sound too good for some, so maybe you might think to only use your own self to start with. And maybe pull some theater in order to pull your gf in. Some guys like the chase after all..

For example, when you meet up with the guy, you might "stumble uppn" your gf and she might join you for drinks? Or if you live in the same place, maybe work it in like she is your roommate who just likes to "join in sometimes". Because lets be honest, a threesome offer directly sounds like a recipe to get your kidneys harvested.

>without sounding like a gigantic whore
you already do, probably because you are...
there's no way around it

Where do you live? If you're just looking for someone who sees it as business. I might be able to give you some suggestions.

As for a 3 way, the general rule is focus on everyone else, and not your own pleasure, that way it reduces the chances of someone being left out.

I.E, if she wants to see you seeing getting sucked off, the guy should be eating her out. If she'd terrified of a guy touch her, she could be eating you out. Either way, be proactive.

30-something year old party boomer here

I've been in a handful of threesomes, all of them ffm.

Most of them were just two girls that were friends and decided to share a sausage sandwich and they weren't in a relationship or anything. There was a couple of times where I was invited into a lesbian/memesexual relationship.

>I start trying to recruit guys for a threesome.
Well definitely don't "recruit" guys

and definitely don't do that.

Don't you have any mutual male friends that you know and trust? That's how I got into most of my threesomes.

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