Should I get a sex doll or mail order bride?

>could at any point take half my everything
That's what the legally binding contract is there to prevent.

Well, I think I might want children someday, and if I have them I'd want to raise them Spartan-esque so I dunno if American women would be down for that.

Contracts fuck up all the time. Buy the doll, spare your dumb ass the risk.

this user gets it. buy the doll, half of them look better than real girlz at this point.

actually, getting a mail order bride is pretty tough. a lot of these services are selective as fuck. they don't just take on any tramp who is trying to escape her bar tab. IIRC, most of those marriages are successful.

anyway, you marry a woman because you want another human being to spend your life with. You know, a living person with a brain and their own feelings, ambitions, and values.

if you want a rubber hole to stick your dick into, why are you even considering a wife?

get the mail order bride. make sure there is a prenup and she understands it. also when she signs she needs her own lawyer that makes sure she understands the prenup. get an eastern eurpean i would not recomment the azns

Would Eastern European women detest brown skinned men?

Thicc sex dolls are better. Get a Response Ayanami plug suit and put it on her(it).

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Only if you're Muslim

stop watching porn.

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But big titties and small assholes taking huge dicks

It's hot, but it's not

A sex doll you can fold up and shove into your closet when you're done. A mail order bride has to be fed, watered and won't stop talking about needing money to bring her elderly mother over from mother land after you've had sex and just wanna sit and watch tv with a beer.

Choose wisely.

I need a grandmother to help raise our children though.

Can you afford to be the bread winner for 5+ people right now? If not - get a real doll.

Go with the doll

Imagine having no more value in life, once men remove their need of your pussy, you're useless..

getting ""easy" sex is replacing real sex, its only giving you 1/10th of the actual pleasure...

dont , just find a girl.

Easy sex is not replacing real sex. It's replacing no sex.

Mail order bride got a one year warranty I shit you not. In the case where the bride ran away, the dealer would compensate every penny you paid, something you wouldn't get when you married a normal person.
The other thing is that each mail order bride comes with a certificate of virginity. Most probably its fake but I'll give it a thumb up for efforts.

Just something I wanted to share

If you can't trust the certificate I wouldn't trust the warranty either.

As a doll owner, it's literally the closest thing to sex, especially if you personalize it, it's okay to use your imagination it's not a mentall illness.

It might be difficult to verify a person virginity, but there are stories of run away mail order bride being hunted down by black market dealers. It made news on vietnamese papers a few years ago.

Having sex with a doll is what I imagine having sex with a quadriplegic must feel like. Especially the cleaning after.

I love the notion of dollfuckers that somehow they were wanted by women to begin with

>just making sweet passionate love to a piece of plastic that I named and bought lingerie for, like a totally normal person does.

More like a corpse. Quadriplegics can at least like move their eyes and breathe and say things that real live humans do.

It's not about women wanting men. It's the other way around. Pussy gives them leverage. They can manipulate thirsty betas using pussy. If it's taken from them, they get angry.

Nigger, you're a turbo looser. Don't have children. All that would await them would be misery eliotrodgering.

There's the amazing sex when you have an extended romp and cum 3 times then sink into bed feeling like all is right with the world, and there is ok sex like a quickie. How far removed from those is doll sex?

Easy get a prenup my faggot

they get tossed all the time

yeah, of course. prenups, known tonbe completely bulletproof.

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I have a doll fetish, so I'd pick a sex doll. Unfortunately I'm capable of getting real women, and have a wealth of friends, so I can't justify hiding this kind of thing away in my home.

It's a real fucking laugh, peak irony. I just want a Barbie doll with a life sized body. Thanks a bundle for the hidden autism, life.

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>Says the guy pretending to be a girl on Jow Forums

You don’t have to provide for a real person. And a doll won’t fuck you over in a divorce. Much less paperwork with a doll.

I know right. I don’t know what’s more sad. Me spending this much time on Jow Forums. Or this guy doing the same, but want to be noticed.

Depends entirely on how much work you're willing to put in. Because the doll certainly won't put in any work.

Relationships, even fake/bought ones are way more work than any upkeep on any doll.
A doll will win this argument everytime. Don’t lie to yourself.

The question was about the sex act, not about relationship/upkeep.

How are having friends and owning a sex doll exclusive? Why not both?