/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NO SURPRISE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Signs EO on Protecting Campus Free Speech 3/21/19
youtu.be/uohwgoWr3VE
>VP Pence @Atlanta ICE Field Office on Border Sec 3/21/19
c-span.org/video/?459033-1/
>VP Pence Meeting w/GA Public Officials on Border Sec 3/21/19
c-span.org/video/?459033-101/
>SoS Pompeo Presser w/Is-ra-hell PM Bibi 3/21/19
youtu.be/_adN4BwcH1M
>SoS Pompeo visits World LOLocaust Remembrance Cntr 3/21/19
c-span.org/video/?459040-101/
>SoS Pompeo visits Western Wall 3/21/19
dvidshub.net/video/666792/
>SoS Pompeo visits Church of Holy Sepulchre 3/21/19
c-span.org/video/?459040-104/
>SoS Pompeo Wreath-Laying Ceremony @LOLocaust Memorial 3/21/19
c-span.org/video/?459040-102/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Is-ra-hell Pres Rivlin 3/21/19
c-span.org/video/?459040-103/
>JCSChair USMCGen Dunford @Atlantic Council on Priorities 3/21/19
youtu.be/bGksGoe8wjs
>USCGComdt Adm Schultz SotCG Address 3/21/19
dvidshub.net/video/666824/
>FCCChair Pajit @ACA Summit 3/21/19
c-span.org/video/?458896-1/
>KAC on FBN 3/21/19
youtu.be/QREbp4Eu2fk
youtu.be/nhekZsS89K0
>WHVideo: Pres Trump Tours Ohio Tank Factory 3/21/19
youtu.be/TOGRv2cpViY
>Pres Trump @Lima Army Tank Plant 3/20/19
c-span.org/video/?458966-1/
>Pres Trump tours Joint Sys Manufacturing Cntr 3/20/19
youtu.be/ZGzTIsGqhJU
>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 3/20/19
youtu.be/6UAZEgxTJYw

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MAGA I SMELL YOU FEDORANIGGER

Base

first to awoo?

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His trannycord arrives

Damnit.

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MAGA naps to maintain high energy

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TWO!? ishitters?

>If Huggers was your gf

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When di dd you realize that Pepe is a dead meme that has always belonged on Tumblr?

>298

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MAGA

>/ptg/ is dead
>all the regulars, sans for underage children, mentally unstable trannies and boomers, left
lmao, dead in the water

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when did you realize that you don't belong on Jow Forums?

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Are you saying the right stole means from the left?

Really sauces my walnuts.

>Majority of illegal aliens have criminal records

Color me SHOCKED

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The Apple Boyz are coming for that trophy.

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You seem to be forgetting you're here as well.

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Not my fault the glowing jewnigger got me some.

*memes

so you admit you're using proxies to avoid a ban? okay, then!

>19
>7-year relationship

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I ache for their blood.

Pepe has, and always will be a tumblr meme.

What does Trump have to do to get excitement going again?

MIGA
we always trust israel here in ptg

nazi's go away

Glad Trump is now talking about student loan debt and bad incentives for colleges to raise tuition rates

his next line will be
>I'm only here ironically

Dude you know you’re right. Why even push it?

So this insane Polish faggot is going to be spamming for the next 30 hours...wonderful

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>19yo
>7years relation
Dude, you're stuck with her now. Just ride it out

Don't give him any attention. Him and eva are only here for the (You)s.

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One user last night pointed out that his pattern of niggatry is indicative of a company or agency giving him at least $2000 per year Pass budget and a vast pool of public IPv4 addresses... which fits the "CIAnigger on AWS" hypothesis.

So I was trying to learn about a local city and its boner for annexing a little while ago, went page-hopping on the wikiped, and would you just look at all this silly shit?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_conspiracy_theories

>Global warming conspiracy theorists typically allege that the science behind global warming has been invented or distorted for ideological or financial reasons. Many have promoted such theories, including U.S. President Donald Trump, US Senator James Inhofe, British journalist Christopher Booker, and Viscount Christopher Monckton.
Pretty much the entire list goes on that way.

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>implying he can even last 24 hours these days
He's a feeble low test hobo.

AWOO~

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Can you imagine what being this girl's boyfriend would be like?

Who's the man in this relationship, really?

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>e*a accusing anyone of being mentally unstable

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What.

Beto is tall and handsome

that's pretty much the only thing the dumb ZOG actor has going for him though

I absolutely despise Ivanka's bleeding heart so it's weird to see an initiative that she's pushing that I agree with
poor kids these days are being pushed to get a 4-year when (without scholarships or aid) many state schools are about $20k/year

>Did he end TPS? I haven't seen hundreds of thousands of central americans leaving the country.
Quasi-yes on TPS. The El Salvador TPS is still winding down, however a California judge (FUCKING SURPRISE!!!!) forced a preliminary injunction to pause it, but it won't hold up. The 9th Circuit may even overturn it, honestly, as it's plainly a power of POTUS and the wind-down was done in an announced, organized and non-capricious manner. Note that this CA injunction also covers Haiti, Nicaragua, and Sudan.

My assumption is that once the case is flipped these people will not be given additional time on the clock, and it'll probably run down by the end of 2019 (Sep 30) as well. Note that the Employment Authorization (ie, Work Rights) for all these countries terminate Jan 2, 2020 regardless.

The protections for Liberians are gone in 10 days, too on March 31.

Honduras TPS Termination: Jan. 5, 2020
Nepal TPS Termination: June 24, 2019
Somalia TPS Termination: March 17, 2020
South Sudan TPS Termination: May 2, 2019
Syria: SeptTPS Termination: 30, 2019

This is the pending CA case.
uscis.gov/sites/default/files/USCIS/Laws/ramos-v-nielsen-order-granting-preliminary-injunction-case-18-cv-01554-emc.pdf

>The mills of the gods grind slowly, but they grind exceeding fine.

>lol, jacked

BREAKING: DAY OF THE RAKE IS HERE, LEAFS ARE GETTING GASSED
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>BREAKING: DAY OF THE RAKE IS HERE, LEAFS ARE GETTING GASSED
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BREAKING: DAY OF THE RAKE IS HERE, LEAFS ARE GETTING GASSED
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>BREAKING: DAY OF THE RAKE IS HERE, LEAFS ARE GETTING GASSED
youtu.be/PjQ16NW-Isc

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how fucking based!

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>not watching hentai with your kids
absolutely plebian

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>posts a webm

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Message from Strategic Memetic Command
Temporal convergence detected in timelines AB and C
Expect instability ongoing
Document, document, document

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I want to see more funny chink deaths but apparently we already used all of them.

There’s apps for that.

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>posting useful info

thanks

I guess one of seven-billion is a start.
>Appreciation for arts and science would go a long way.
I think that they can go hand-in-hand. Science can make something unintentionally beautiful even if it was born out of practicality and not so much form. It's amazing to think that a bunch of people could build something that could go into orbit or to the moon or even farther one day.

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And nothing will ever come of it because the US is HOPELESSLY CORRUPT

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King of zion, Trump is a jewish shill lmao.

God I wish that were me
Why haven't you taken the YanderePill?

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I only fap to pregnant lolis.

no wall is coming, you're only getting a fence. how does thismake you look to normalfags?

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>I do not forget, but I've changed and I do forgive

Same.

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Reminds me of a few retards I met on /a/.

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Just wait until Taiwan needs to be defended from the commies, we'll get more.

This is a Yang board boomers, pls leave

It's funny because they're telling you the truth in extreme detail and just claiming it's a lie. Almost like their bragging about what they're doing.

Is that a soyuz?

Let's see if I can post again.
Who would waste 2k on him?

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Life's too short, grudges just make ulcers, and remove relationships that could otherwise be prosperous

>Illegal immigrants have no criminal record...
TOP KEK!

>Why haven't you taken the YanderePill?
I prefer the submissive tsundere type.

oh shit, who's getting it?

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Finally free.

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This

Should've taken her to see Caligula instead.

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looks like a Gemini capsule and Skylab

>Jannies won't ban Poland
Poland might be a fed

have you PRAISED KEK today?

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Every single one of them is a criminal by definition

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>there are people in this universe that haven't just filtered the country of poland from existance
what are you missing besides migaspamming and maybe some john paul II memes

We're selling Taiwan 60 F-16s to accelerate the Day of the Sparrow.

Tucctime.

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TUCC TEIM

BEST TIME

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>Clinton discussed classified matters, secretive channel with Israel: emails
And yet she walks free. If only we had someone in the Oval Office in charge of the DOJ that could do something about it. If only.

>needing an additional app to open a webm
LMAOing @ ur life

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Apollo 9 test run

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I don’t have anymore

Adam Schitt

Can you tell me whether a wooden palisade, such as the one containing this Tyrannosaurus rex within its enclosure, is a wall or a fence, and what difference the distinction makes?
>This kills the shill

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kikes are so sickening

Filtering is for the weak.

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>be skelly
>break a man’s mind by not giving him information about the occult

>be huggers
>shatter a man’s mind by sending someone else a hat
Makes one cogitate

Any Dem debate predictions?

How will our boy Yang do against the likes of Beto, Warren and Harris?

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He will agree with them on most everything.

I guess we can post the same ones we have posted so far, I keep forgetting to collect them though.
I prefer to call it the day of the truck.

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