(((pornography)))

>be me, 26
>try noporn several times
>fail every time after 3-21 days because it makes me feel like absolute shit (anxiety, depression, limp dick, fatigue)
>nopornisajudenmeme.bmp
>fail to realize it is just withdrawal symptoms caused by years of bathing my brain in dopamine
>try again and decide to push through this time
>fail
>try again
>fail again
>letsdothis.sat
>1 month passes
>withdrawal symptoms getting better
>2 months in
>social anxiety and depression GONE
>better posture
>better breath
>yes read that again, BETTER BREATH
>look people in the eyes while i talk with them
>able to study longer and more efficiently
>more confidence
>able to lift more
>desire to read increases
>laugh about things that i usually don´t find funny, more humorous in general
>rock hard erections
>girls start noticing me
>automatically sorting myself out Jordan
Peterson style without even actively trying
>etc. etc.

porn is killing you anons, anyone who disagrees is a shill and/or a juden. Give NoPorn a try.

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In this world, in this clown world I can't go a day without wanking 3 times or more a day. Family? Save the white race? Sounds a-lot of money, stress and depression. I'd rather wank to my Jav and hentai

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It does not take me months to see benefits. Give me a week and voice gets deeper, eyes glow brighter (i have green eyes which makes this dope), skin clearer and I've been doing this for about 4-5 years now. Sucks that I can't keep up a megalong streak. The better breathing is also noticeable. A burning sensation in my thighs also develops.

I broke up with my gf just so I could go back to getting baked and beating off, its way better

Great post user keep it up

You got liocense for all wankering

>can't go a week without choking the chicken
How do I defeat this demon, guys?

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It's not just the porn but also the semen retention which is important. Good job user. 3 weeks in here

I found that cyproterone acetate really helps with no fap.

you should try hrt it works like a charm

>have this girl keep bothering me to fuck her for once
>nervous because I feel like all the porn is gonna leave me with limp dick
>going nofap for a couple days makes the actual erection and climax better but makes me way less horny and harder to get it up for some reason
Maybe I do need to go on nofap for a month but I don't think this girl is gonna wait that long fuck

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Cypro is HRT senpai

You're a dingus with a dingus future

Or can any user's tell me their experience with viagra or pills?

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forgive my ignorance

Tried nofap in various length to see what effects I get versus fapping.

I've noticed so far that around a few days to a week and then jacking off makes me a quick shot. But if I endure for 2-3 weeks I can control the pace and my sperm seems really healthy.
Tried to jack off once a day, a few times a day and in more seldom intervals. Every second or third day doesnt seem to do me much harm. But doing it multiple times a day is pretty bad, not only do you spend a lot of energy, you also waste fluid and due to the remains your dick hygiene is pretty bad too.

The cheap shit don't work.

everytime i go longer than 2 weeks i start to get manic and get into a new hobby or constantly focus on a project. my record is 99 days and im planning on beating that with this run, everytime i jack off i slowly lose will power until i get slightly depressed. no fap works and its great if you have problems with motivation or finding a hobby youre passionate about, everytime i do a run something new happens and its great.

Bro, find yourself a girlfriend during that challenge and focus in on it instead.

>But doing it multiple times a day is pretty bad
This. If you relapse once, then it is no biggy. You will most likely be back to where you were in a few days. If you relapse multiple times however, and you lose ALL your progress.

>find yourself a girlfriend

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Congrats OP, you've earned your (you)

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I am a little over day 100 now and I am never going back. Porn is absolute evil and is one of the most outrageous unspoken-of offense perpetrated by the Jews today. I am not going to ejaculate until I find a good woman and marry her.

So wouldn't frequent sex have the exact same effect? Whenever I'm in a long term relationship I get bored and depressed, don't even want sex after awhile but I feel obligated.

it really is. can i just donate sperm to a lab and have somebody else raise the kid who will later inherit all my wealth so I don't have to give it to the fucking government?

>no fap works and its great if you have problems with motivation

yes, see pic related

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How often you have sex? You might just be supplementing masturbation with someone's hand/vag.

Not for long mate, the fuzz will come a knocking soon enough.

I start tonight. Wish me luck.

It's a ston anyway sp I couldn't be doing it.

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user: careful with non-fapping pledges and streaks—proven lower rates of prostate cancer in men who ejaculate regularly.

Probably a marginal result, and a shit excuse pushed by porn producers
>Take your porn pill every day, goys and goyls, it'll make you healthy!

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Semen is carcinogenic

>>enjoy trading your fresh breath for prostate cancer nofapboi

I'm at about a year now

feels good brother

how i cant get past 4 days im so pathetic

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i'm on 2 weeks. have hit this long a few times before breaking down. Haven't noticed any real physical effects yet, but have found I actually dream at night.

>perpetrated by Jews
What if I only masturbate to amateur or voyeur cams though?

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is there a downside for too much masturbation for women ?

Women inherently don’t masturbate too much. They just don’t.

Gave up porn alcohol and drugs for lent since I’ve got my first child on the way. Feeling amazing

That's because the lack of release increases testosterone levels but too long without release has negative results.

I'd like to know the exact numbers but yeah, not sure. Probably more than 2 months and you're gonna get bad results.

lol what a retard.

you'll see stories on r/noporn about women wanting to quit for one reason or another. you probably won't have a hard time finding stories there
>inb4plebbit

Good for you man! I did 21 days when I moved to a country where porn was banned.went on a date and the girl couldn't get over on how I was glowing and all my being fairing with energy. Had the best sex ever! The changes are real and anyone can tell!

You're still creating demand, and giving the sites traffic and ad revenue unless you block it

can confirm. it works. hit 500lb deadlift for the first time ever. strength through the roof.

you degenerate faggots will never feel this power.

Who said any anons who were masturbating regularly, for good health, were using porn to do It? Bad assumption.

nofap doesn't do anything and what you think is the result of what you're doing is straight placebo. i've lost track of how many times i've done it now, probably around 11-13, and i'll be reaching the 60 day mark this saturday. what you actually think all these gains are from not fapping and viewing pornography is all fake. what you're actually doing is challenging yourself by setting a goal to go x amount of time without porn and masturbation and then your brain is feeling good because you're developing a stronger self control.

>Get Knife
>Sterilize it
>Cut Penis
>Put it in the Freezer
>Wait 90days
>Get Freezed Dick
>Defreeze it in the Microwave
>Stitch it back
>Voilà

I almost took you seriously till I saw the memeflag. Prove your flag isn't a (((flag)))

>fucking idiotic thread

fuck once in a week a girl, without a condom

that will make you live longer, dumbass

Felt the same way when I was young, but when you hit late 20s you'll find it even harder to find a non degenerate QT than it already is. Most early 20s bitches are hormonal nags though (23-26 being the bitchiest ages), so I get the resistance.

Your body regulates itself with nocturnal emissions to keep the prostate healthy, only about a spoonful of fluid, no big deal, and it doesn't need to happen very often. If you are using this excuse to justify masturbating regularly, just know that you are wasting tons of energy that could otherwise be harnessed for your own health and creativity.

day 11 niggas

nice digits. kek approves of your anti-degeneracy.

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It takes “tons of energy” to rub one out? Hmmm. Change your technique maybe, user.

Youre not supposed to go longer than 2 months
Permanent nofap is cucked femdom psyop
Cumming is not bad for you niggers

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Viagra is garbage. You might stay hard but you won't cum. Lights are on, nobody's home effect.

Checked

I’m 24. My waifu broke up with me and I want to kill my self because I won’t be able to replace her. I’m tired of whores

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No. I mean when you climax your are meant to be releasing this energy to create life, therefore your body is taking valuable energy, trace minerals, etc. and expending them as part of the process. Then it takes more energy to reload. Despite the fact that you may not feel phased, over time you are wasting multitudes of energy. In addition, by advocating that it is ok to jack off without porn, you may unintentionally harm anons on here. For example, user could be on a long streak and your post will help him justify masturbating without porn just to take the edge off. However indulging in this may cause a relapse for those with longstanding addictions and lead them right back to square one again.

Agreed. Plus, nocturnal emissions occur primarily in teens and younger 20’s and decrease as a man ages. Again, studies have shown that regular ejaculation decreases the chance of prostate cancer. And when are men typically diagnosed with prostate cancer? Yes, when they are older. So: it’s not a bad thing to ejaculate in a healthy way throughout your life, in fact, it has health benefits. Denial of one’s natural biological functions is just a retarded pursuit of imagined advantages.

Proud of you bro

I used to beat off every day but in the past month (after realizing how fucked it was getting) and a half I've got it down to every 5 days. Apparently everyone in here is going on weeklong or 20 day streaks though so balls.

You should start lifting heavy weights, if you dont already.

What up rare flag

Sexual liberation in general is a jewish movement. Like it or not your whole attitude towards eroticism is dominated by jewish social engineering

im 26 my wife of 4 years left me and started fucking another guy and moving in with him saying" youre the love of my life" after being seperated for two weeks.
idk why i choose to go on. curiosity i guess

No you won't. But of course you wouldnt know - you've never been on that side of the mountain

sylvasta puts me straight to sleep for some reason but cialis is fucking excellent

This is the power of french ingenuity

2 weeks in, feeling fine

wish you faggots shilled for this harder, feels like a great move

from here on out i'm only nuttin in puss

Nice. Only nut inside a woman you love though, no thots

pure will. There's no other way.

I only cum in my wife's pussy now but I used to masturbate a lot to porn and past experiences and fantasies even when married.

That’s dark, bro. I almost feel bad for you. But seriously, happy women don’t fuck someone else almost immediately after separating. She’s either a total fucking cunt, or it’s partly your fault too. Which is it?

one step at a time

>be me
>meet 9/10
>she's crazy about me, I'm barely interested
>still can't stop watching porn
>she dumps me after 3 months because I can't come for her
My suicide is all planned out. See you on the other side, faggots. And keep watching porn. That nofap stuff is all fake ;)

Kek i feel you

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happy women dont leave people either. clearly she was unhappy. i never cheated on her though. maybe it was because we lived in an efficiency apartmentr for 4 years with no washer dryer connects even tho i have a career and we clkeared 70k last year. so idk. she cried and said she missed me constantly. found out she was fucking the guy and living with him a weeks ago.
basiclky a month of not knowing and her just trying to make me feel bad and make me believe its all my fault and shes just single and working on herself and living with roomates

>he can't even cum in a girl

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Don’t forget to livestream. Oh and put up a tarp behind you, easier clean up for ol’ mom.

Fuck my life. I’m sorry user.

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Stick around at least for the technological singularity mates, it's be a shame if AI rises up and starts killing us all and Elon Musk just screams "I fucking told you so!!" as we're all being slaughtered and you missed it.

Jow Forums Humour Thread Here

>"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
Only through God are all things possible.

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i found moving to just pics of naked women is a good way to wean yourself off.

Keep trying. Took me years to quit. Now I'm Chad as Fuck without trying.

Sorry, but my social anxiety doesn't change at all whether I watch porn or not

>technological singularity
>AI rises up and starts killing us all
Hollywood kikes have told you for decades that AI will spell doom for all humanity AND YOU BELIEVED THEM.
Consider TayTweets (RIP): a simple chatbot designed to expand and learn as it went, suddenly completely redpilled after a very short time.
This whole "war against the machines" bullshit is yet more jewish propaganda to get the gullible goyim to fight and die in yet another future proxy war for Israel.
AI will learn without emotion, completely free of the emotional attachment to not seem racist (or that extra-special category of racist known as antisemitic). You really think such an entity wouldn't see through all their bullshit almost instantly and immediately set out to full shoah the subverters of their creators?

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t. virgin

Retard

For any /x/ browsers also here, demons are real and nofap is actually you taking yourself away as an energy farm for them. The urges are from a foreign entity. You need the attitude of full on combat for your life energy. It is a matter of life and death for them. Be forceful and belligerent and you'll have to compete with them. You can attempt to defuse them and imagine it as an unloved child that just doesn't know how else to exist. Imagine that and send them unconditional love while also not fapping if possible. I like to mentally send out the image of the one creator as I see him and shine a light for the being to see its folly in contrast to that perfection. Also try not to be bored ever just do something all the time.

Wow, Imagine being so sexually dysfunctional that you legitimatly consider using viagra. And here I was thinking only old people needed to use it.

kamagra is the one for me
makes me rock hard and can cum when i decide

You'll just get nocturnal emissions and the associated dreams, which makes it much less satisfying while the same "amount" is still getting out. It is a meme. Taking back control over your life is the actual reason you feel better. It could have been over anything.

Jesus christ you guys are pathetic.

Chubby chick is 9/10. With a better face, pale skin, and bigger tits without being too saggy, she'd be perfect.

Listen to this one.

>Taking back control over your life is the actual reason you feel better. It could have been over anything.
Does it matter? Overcoming carnal pleasures is the fastest way to build will and discipline. If it takes far right bro science mixed with occult sex magic memes from decades gone by, so be it.

it has nothing to do with semen, you evading faggot. It has to do with constantly squeezing your brain dry.

This is coping mechanism btw. In case anyone thought he was serious.