/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - COMETH TO TUCKETH EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Signs EO on Protecting Campus Free Speech 3/21/19
youtu.be/uohwgoWr3VE
>VP Pence @Atlanta ICE Field Office on Border Sec 3/21/19
c-span.org/video/?459033-1/
>VP Pence Meeting w/GA Public Officials on Border Sec 3/21/19
c-span.org/video/?459033-101/
>SoS Pompeo Presser w/Is-ra-hell PM Bibi 3/21/19
youtu.be/_adN4BwcH1M
>SoS Pompeo visits World LOLocaust Remembrance Cntr 3/21/19
c-span.org/video/?459040-101/
>SoS Pompeo visits Western Wall 3/21/19
dvidshub.net/video/666792/
>SoS Pompeo visits Church of Holy Sepulchre 3/21/19
c-span.org/video/?459040-104/
>SoS Pompeo Wreath-Laying Ceremony @LOLocaust Memorial 3/21/19
c-span.org/video/?459040-102/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Is-ra-hell Pres Rivlin 3/21/19
c-span.org/video/?459040-103/
>JCSChair USMCGen Dunford @Atlantic Council on Priorities 3/21/19
youtu.be/bGksGoe8wjs
>USCGComdt Adm Schultz SotCG Address 3/21/19
dvidshub.net/video/666824/
>FCCChair Pajit @ACA Summit 3/21/19
c-span.org/video/?458896-1/
>KAC on FBN 3/21/19
youtu.be/QREbp4Eu2fk
youtu.be/nhekZsS89K0
>WHVideo: Pres Trump Tours Ohio Tank Factory 3/21/19
youtu.be/TOGRv2cpViY
>Pres Trump @Lima Army Tank Plant 3/20/19
c-span.org/video/?458966-1/
>Pres Trump tours Joint Sys Manufacturing Cntr 3/20/19
youtu.be/ZGzTIsGqhJU
>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 3/20/19
youtu.be/6UAZEgxTJYw

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MAGA
he failed college because of a lady sending a chinaman in Canada a hat
>his parents live in America and can't help him
>he can't even reach 30 hours because he has no dorm to post comfortably in
>he has to beg on the streets of Warsaw
>no one gives him charity because he's still an egotistical piece of filth
>he terrorizes the local library with his bad manners and smell
>the librarian has to use pepper spray to drive him out
>he shills for accelerationism yet he denies Poland needing a dose for it
>he would rather do nothing to keep his "comfy hobo life" than to murder the jews and local politicians who plot to rape Poland
>he does this all for free

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AWOO!

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>295

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man, I really make the 7 or so retards here shit themselves, huh? even literal trannies don't cry like this

MAGA

lmao I love that REPUTATION DEFENDER advertises on Tucker now

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>a place at the table
There is no fucking table.

I can do it 289.

MAGA

Have an aesthetic 02 from twitter

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reminder that this is how the trump movement looks like

nobody will associare themselves with you. you are a joke

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>295
op pls

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MIGA

I only fap to pregnant tsundere lolis.

Is that why a leaf appears at the same time as the pole?

Justin

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I would hangout with those people
They look like fun.

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those are cute

obvious edit. Where is the original?

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do it below 200, like that time you shit yourself when I said I would make the next thread

good lord, it's hard to comprehend that the posters here are actual undersge children, but it all makes sense now

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>THIS IS YOU, THIS IS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE
lazier by the day

How did I post this basically at the same time?

This is now an official /ptg/ cringe thread. Post your best real life /ptg/ cringe

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>207301950
>it's hard to comprehend that the posters here are actual undersge children
aren't you posting here?

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Awoovement!

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I dislike anything touhou going mainstream though.

Mps are jumping ship ...somethings cooking

I was off a little.
Nah it's just some communistic leaf with a jew dad and chink mom.
>do it below 200, like that time you shit yourself when I said I would make the next thread
I never did that.

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considering you are one of those people, I don't doubt it

but normal people want nothing to do with you. leftists will never vote for trump, and even conservatives don't support him, he's on his own, and unlike what the pirate flag will tell you, meme magic doesn't get you extra votes

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Imagine being this girl's boyfriend.

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President Xi is in Italy and millions of Facebook passwords were leaked

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Ok this is epic.

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Tucc's facial expressions are top notch tonight.

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Ban Dongino

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>trolling outside of /b/
>spamming/ flooding
I am reporting Eva and you should to.
This is me announcing the fact that I am reporting Eva.
Announcing reports is a violation of the rules, and a reportable offense.

DAN BONGINO HAS 24 INCH PYTHONS

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she's dating a faggot

what's wrong with tha

oh there's the dick

Why are there so many chinks in Canada?

>Thicc Lauren coming up on Tucker

B A S E D

> tfw Tucker was obviously taped before the EO signing

I agree, but 2hu will never go mainstream due to the fear of weebs. Some will leak out of course.

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>and even conservatives don't support him (Trump)
eh, that's where you're wrong, kid.

Let's trigger some libtards

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MAGA

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>stakeholders
why did this become a thing? it's the dumbest term for "people who gave their opinion"

this is a official chink hate and loli posting thread now.

Interactive Jeopardy with Tucker?
A W E S O M E

he would never do this to us... would he?

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Because chinks are to Canada what spics are to us. Invasive little parasites.

Kek, one time I saw him post a pic of two MAGA hats “to prove that he did, in fact, have some” but when he was asked for a timestamp he could NOT deliver!!!

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Insects are attracted to Maple syrup.

How is that these types still believe in terms like boyfriend or girlfriend?

The same reason there are so many in Africa. They are building an empire.

>I will protect you m'lady Lauren

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Do the machine spirits kill them too?

>announcing reports

It's a shame. I wanted to hear him talk about it

I love Kellyanne!

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always AWOO! AWOO always!

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>this is a official chink hate
>basically us general
isn't that redundant?

Isn't that every thread on Jow Forums?

I will post this

context-OP of this thread, so this poster
shit himself for about 3-4 hours, making a trump thread or something, basically splitting and breaking the rules via proxy posting, all because I made fun of a certain tranny a few days before, and then he turned on another proxy and pretended to be me all to "get back" at the poster making fun of his internet boyfriend

I almost forgot how two dimensional the attention whoring cute tranny pedes in magahats are, you would think people actually talk about trump here for a minute

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hulkhogannwospraypaintingtheletternonthesideofanairplane.jpg

with these types her "bf" may not even be a male

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>hypocrite who shills for accelerationsim for other countries but not for Poland lies
Imagine my shark. Imagine him.
No because Canada isn't as dangerous as China.

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you didn't offer any arguments, retard, so I guess I'm right

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Why is this fat loser allowed to spam innocent peoples dick bulges here all day like their his own taken pictures?

Is this Europoor logic?
It’s like Yanglets don’t even know how to America.

and that's a good thing

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>posts insane collage that nobody will ever look at for more than 4 seconds
>accuses others of using proxies when he’s doing it right now

did eva tell you these things
why would he do that

Is he?

twitter.com/GreenSongun

>shit himself for about 3-4 hours, making a trump thread or something, basically splitting and breaking the rules via proxy posting, all because I made fun of a certain tranny a few days before, and then he turned on another proxy and pretended to be me all to "get back" at the poster making fun of his internet boyfriend
The flying fug wings are you talking about you miserable dres? I have never used a fecking proxy before in my life.

"Think I like you best when you're dressed in black from head to toe"

youtu.be/OPBe8t2jOaI

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where is the argument, retard?

oh right, there isn't one. it's almost as if you're damage controlling right now, or something

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It is probably a hallucination.

Who is that scrawny little semen demon

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the crash wasn't even Boeing's fault.........

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I don't have a hat, but I'm not a fan of affectations

>it's not a thicc lauren southern
disappoint

WTF? That Beto crop circle.

How are the Blimpfshits doing w/ the incessant Israeli ass-kissing the past few days?

If /ptg/ thinks it's bad now, wait until next Monday and Tuesday when Bibi comes to visit and the red fucking carpet is rolled out for that spoiled boomer kike

Pelosi gonna let him address Congress again?

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>how to America
youtube.com/watch?v=9J482O3DrWY

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>Jim Jeffries clip

Tucker Noooo

Could you imagine watching that whole thing live? That would have been insane!

>Justin
ayy

>and that's a good thing


>Mps are jumping ship
in Canada or NZ?

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Reminder that Trump did what Bernie couldn't

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It really kills me how closed minded some lefties are. I saw a piece today whining about how short we are on big ideas... but then it immediately shifts into ORANGE MAN BAD and foaming at the mouth screaming about various other people including Elon Musk. Meanwhile, SpaceX's mission statement involves TERRAFORMING MARS. These people get tunnel vision about anything that might contradict their leftist dogma, and then whine that nothing out there is meaningfully challenging the status quo.

FUCKING DUH.

jods.mitpress.mit.edu/pub/issue3-negroponte

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Don the shifty con man stole your fucking money

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>additional facts as they developed
The entire video was available to them from the get go.

Nigger pilots. What could possibly go wrong?

>know your sensors are garbage
>release anyway
>blame failures on pilots

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MIGA!
You cucks are pathetic btw.

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