Do you believe in any conspiracy theories?

Do you believe in any conspiracy theories?

I'm not talking about normal Jow Forums stuff like Jewish control of the media and financial institutions, which isn't a conspiracy theory but is documented fact or super normie shit like Facebook picking up keywords for the NSA, give me some real conspiracy shit

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the CIA lost control of an Egregore.

I believe trillions in the black budget were spent on constructing DUMB's that interact with an underground Alien species

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William Shakespeare was a pen name for Edward de Vere

Your subconscious is really an alien parasite.

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Flat earth

CIA killed 35.

Normie shit like ayys, black budget projects, Jewish world hedgemony, ancient cultures possessing technology’s more advanced than our own, etc.

Not one of those flat earth space is fake brainlets because I’m very interested in astronomy and it’s clear to see these people are retarded.

>photo is the Leo triplet galaxy group

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Everything we know about WW2 or nazi germany was made up
Nuremberg trials were show trials
We were not the good guys in that war

Everything you know is a lie.

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yes.
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The wage gap

White privelege

The patriarchy

Flat earth isn't a conspiracy theory, just a retarded idea.

Flat earth theory is the most retarded theory of all time. Debate me....Miss

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Whites are the Adamic race and the Isrealites.
Jews have been here since Eve gave birth to Cain. Their job is subvert us at every step.

I really miss Batman Adam east

Never saw actual pic of how they climbed

Ty user!!!

Also op, Jews tried to ignite a second Sun in our solar system by crashing the Galileo satellite into Jupiter in 2003 creating a continuous nuclear reaction on the gas giant.

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Giant tree theory is also REET-REET

>I'm not talking about normal Jow Forums stuff like Jewish control of the media and financial institutions
Of course you aren't, rabbi JIDF.
>Le daily wacky conspiracy threads by JIDF
Kikes like to push irrational conspiracies like faked moon landings, le Illuminati/Masons, flat earth, absurd 9/11 theories (there were no planes), lizard people etc. etc. to do one thing... to make people that discuss information outside of what the (((MSM))) gives us look retarded and to cover up for jews.

This is called well-poisoning and gas-lighting. Jews do this to keep normie goyim from looking into or thinking about legitimate non-MSM information too much, e.g. the jew subversion of our media and government or the exaggerations and outright lies surrounding the holohoax made for political gain.

9/11 is a good example... Israel had a big role in 9/11. How to well-poison this subject manner? Make sure any threads about 9/11 include discussion of "there were no planes", "it was CGI", "a nuke brought it down", "an energy weapon brought it down" etc. and other absurdities. This will get any normies to reject ALL non-MSM information about 9/11, including what they want to cover-up (Israel's role).

Jews control our media. Jews control our banking. Jews control our academia. Jews control our government. Very real and verifiable. Something people need to know and understand. "But let’s not worry about that, goyim. Let’s discuss pyramid symbols, bigfoot and aliens".

Fuck these threads and fuck JIDF.

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I actually believe this one too. Shakespeare's writing is far too complex, showing someone is not only well educated but was well traveled having spent time in Italy. William Shakespeare from Stratford upon Avon could barely sign his own name

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project blue beam
with advances in technology since PBB first came about and the absolute corruption of the ruling class, it seems like something they'd do to quell the masses

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No one on earth is dumb enough to think crashing a satellite into the surface of Jupiter would make any difference. The core is 44,000 miles from the crust.

let me stop you right there and call you a faggot

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No, he was Francis Bacon and he edited the KJV Bible with masonic numerology.

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Satellite filled with nuclear payload to turn it into a dwarf star.

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ok I'll bite.

What would the red dwarf do for us?

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Plenty of politicians and celebrities are secretly trannies

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BHT was a false flag...sorry manlet homos but that shit has become the next holocaust, you can't even debate if it was a jew trick.

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The "Eye of the Sahara" in Mauritania is the remains of Atlantis.

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Coke intentionally made new coke bad so that when they brought back old coke sales would skyrocket.

Nigger NASA means deception. You really think Jupiter has a hexagon pol? You really believe the distanes from NASA? 44 is a memem number. 369 for the moon is a meme number (a common apogee number for the moon). The sun is 40x further away from the moon. Holy shit learn your esoteric numbers.

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The US uses it's political and economic choke hold to bully other nations into giving away vast wealth and undermine their national strengths.

The US forces the world at large to use the US dollar so as to force the US dollar to be used instead of gold to back other countries currencies.

It's the jews.

Oligarch money runs the world with pedo elite child molesting sexual predators

The US was meme'd into WWI by JP Morgan.
'Black Pilled' backs it up though:

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why would they send a payload into Jupiter (I assume for nerfarious "end of the solar system" purposes) when they could just send a payload of iron into the sun?

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I believe that schizophrenia is a made up disease to keep the people who have woken up down.

You aren't wrong.

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When he says the word death

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>Moon Nazis
>Hitler is alive and on the moon.

I believe around half the population doesn't have a soul or spirit within their husks.
If you have a soul, you know EXACTLY what I'm talking about.
They might not be actual people, I'm not sure.

>idea.
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Hardly anyone on the planet knows what magnetism is. It genuinely isn't a conspiracy.

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It’s really about fed run psyops. They fall into two major categories.

Big elaborate hoax productions like Sandy Hoax, Trump Russia, and MAGA Bomber.

Then there are the black op psyops where the feds aid and abet crazy people like in Vegas and Parkland.

You need a strong night of researching NASA lies. You dont need to come up with a conclusion for why they are lying, but to any intelligent person it will become undeniable under scrutiny.

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>Debate me
Yeah right.

A third category would be a hybrid honeypot event like Charlottesville.

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>shoemaker
youtube.com/watch?v=7zNuT4dbdjU

Who gives a shit if NASA is lying? The mountains of proof that the earth is round comes from other sources. The pictures are irrelevant.

The Government took over building the roads so that they can direct you around their hidden off-road bunkers. This is also the true purpose of the forest service and national parks.

CUT THE LIVE FEED.

Unironically, I believe in chem trails. Not that its a Illuminati plot to limit birthrates or some shit, that it was a plot to seed clouds with ionized chunks for more rain over farming areas so we get better crop yield. my proof is whenever I see a metric fuckton of chem trails we get rain, when I see nothing we dont.

I know its retarded but I cant get the thought out of my head and now that I make the connection with a ton of con trails and rain I cant seem to shake it.

Joys of saskatchewan where its so flat you can see the back of your own head if you squint real hard.

They're already blaming Trump for this.

>Randall Taylor, a Pittsburgh City Council candidate for District 9, said an Allegheny County jury should have decided on the verdict, not one from Dauphin County, which he described as "Trump country."

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Wrong thread, sorry.

It wasn't a pen name. Shakespeare was an actor. He was given the plays and produced them. It says by William Shakespeare because he produced the plays. By he wasn't the writer. According to his educational records that some historians found, he was likely barely able to read and write.

That isn't how they work. I dare someone in this thread to explain how magnetism works without describing what it does.

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Dipshit, that's not a conspiracy theory. It's called cloud seeding and it's pretty common knowledge, but not done often because it's highly unreliable.

I honestly don't know.
Hell, I still can't tell whether gravity is a push or a pull force

3/4 of the threads on Jow Forums are honeypots

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what's worse is the guy who tugs the line mouths "oh fuck".

And that bitch's fake hair.

How can anyone take these clowns seriously?

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tfw chicks have a bigger cock

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Hours before this year's State of the Union speech, the sky was filled with more trails than I've ever seen in my life. Then it rained for 2-3 days straight without stopping. The National Weather Service put out a mass warning around the same time telling people to stay inside because of "air pollution."

Anyways, I mention the SOTU part because there are theories that the trails are some military defense thing. When you've got all of Congress and the President under one roof, they're going to take extra security measures.

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Also, you are correct to draw the connection, but your mechanism is wrong. The fuckton of trails is because there is already a lot of moisture in the atmosphere, so rain was going to come anyway. So the trails aren't causing the rain, just a good indicator that rain is likely.

There's another "force" that's never been explained. I fail to see the difference in it and magnetism.

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Colunbus did not discover America. We've been lied to.

We have proof of inteligent design. The CMB or the temperature of the entire universe and therefore the density and structural makeup is aligned strongly (99%) with the plane of the solar system and is aligned with the Earth during the equinoxes.
www-personal.umich.edu/~huterer/PRESS/CMB_Huterer.pdf
Another satellite confirmed this in 2013. One of the directors of that mission was told not to talk about God when discussing this alignment. It’s known as the axis of evil and has been buried by the media and the scientific world because it threatens the standard model which says we are not special or in any special place

People conspire to do illegal shit every day.

I like the Shakespeare conspiracy because it is completely innocuous, while also being a good benchmark for critical thought.

Bacon already had so much shit going on. You think he ALSO composed the greatest works of English literature?

Listen to his voice and look at this face and tell me they match.

>little dick boomer burning the world down

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I like the way China deals with conspiracy theories. Promote nationalistic conspiracies and bans scientific ones.

Look at flag

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you think he is faking his voice like Holmes?

this is intredasting

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no, just figured he'd have a deep gravel voice or something

I...I have alot of things to think about. thanks Jow Forums!

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I know the feels

What's your take on Jinping's assuming permanent command of China? Western news won't even touch it. He basically appointed himself lifelong dictator, and God knows what he's done with anyone, civiliian, journalist or otherwise.

It would lead to Goldfish shoals nibbling at y0ur toes, fun fun fun

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Take the dubaypill

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Are you on crack? Look where you're posting.

you can see the dark circles around the eyes even through makeup

>tfw it really wasn't the kikes

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>tfw MIB tried to tell us

>he was out of breath
and she is inhaling when her eyes do that

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