HAPPENINGS OCCURRING AS WE TYPE/SPEAK/THINK
>RUSSIAN COLLUSION PROVED A HOAX
>3x SKYKINGS REPORTED OVER THE AIR - DEFCON LEVEL CHANGED WITHIN LAST 5 HOURS
>MULTIPLE DOOMSDAY AIRCRAFT IN THE AIR
>NORTH KOREA POSSIBLY READYING A NUCLEAR VEHICLE LAUNCH AS A TEST
>USA EXPERIENCING WIDESPREAD INTERNET OUTAGES/SPOTTY PHONE COVERAGE
>SOLAR FLARE INBOUND TO EARTH FROM SUN -- SUPPOSEDLY STRONG ENOUGH TO KNOCK FREQUENCIES AROUND A BIT
H O L Y F U C K
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HABBENINGS!!
CHECK IN FRENS
WHAT IN THE FUCK!
MY UNCLE IN DOD JUST LEFT WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE!
While your faggot post is linkless, your digits are of great concern. We need eyes on the ecuadorian embassy.
>>USA EXPERIENCING WIDESPREAD INTERNET OUTAGES/SPOTTY PHONE COVERAGE>SOLAR FLARE INBOUND TO EARTH FROM SUN -- SUPPOSEDLY STRONG ENOUGH TO KNOCK FREQUENCIES AROUND A BIT
AND I COME TO YOU WITH SERIOUS WARNING.
wow it's literally nothing
Are you kidding me? I was really looking forward to my birthday this summer, damn.
Tomorrow AM Mueller will be demonized by the left as a Trump shill. Always the leftie spin.
Fake and gay
comfy bong reporting in
THIS JUST IN FROM PHILADELPHIA
REPORTS OF A GIANT 150 FOOT TALL ROBOT WITH MINI GUNS FOR FINGERS IS RAMPAGING THROUGH DOWNTOWN PHILLY. GOD SAVE US
checking in several aircraft hope you guuys can reaad this
Gay and fake
It's not happening
True enough, everyone else will have the radioactive wasteland I guess.
FYI, I normally make fun of sky king threads, this is a very rare and legit one with high potential of a happening
Nothing is going to happen
Birthdays are a jewish plot to create self obsessed dildo brains. Ask yourself, when did birthdays become mainstream?
THE FUCKING YELLOWSTONE CALDERA JUST ERUPTED JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Feels good man
SKYKING SKYKING
AYY LMAOS
WAKA WAKA
My spring break ends this Sunday. Bring it on.
Mine too wtf. He also works with DIA
>finally it's happening
Fuck uour birthday motherfucker its happening
None of this is true. Stop teasing me.
A happening just flew over my house!!!
its abit windy here.
otherwise a nice day.
Fake news
The doomsday fleet is airborn.
What color was it!?
yew yew jiggabew
DOOMSDAY FLEET AIRBORNE IS CONFIRMED.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
twitter.com
>it was always a nothing burger
>E4-Bs are leaving offut cause water
>NK may test another ICBM but not until day of the sun
>solar flares are alway nothing burgers
>everything is always nothing
Can we get a legit happening? Anyone remember the Turkish coup? Election night 2016? Paris even?
Stop trying to rattle paranoia you asshole
Any possible sign of air force one heading somewhere?
I miss the last thread.
>Can we get a legit happening?
Be careful for what you wish, you may just get it.
habbening
Tampa bay. All ok for now. Working at the airport as we speak. And not far from macdill.
Goodnight anons
hey guys a uFo just flewed over my house, its happening
psyche
haha am I don't this right
cya
~daniel
yep
Here we gooooo!
Maybe to cheyenne mountain????????????
CIA here, can confirm - aliens have kidnapped Trump and are reportedly raping his mouth. In a matter of hours the US will declare war with the Zarakians. All men 18-35 will be conscripted into the space force.
sweet
what type? am, fm?
Daily reminder nothing ever happens.
>RUSSIAN COLLUSION PROVED A HOAX
It was proved a hoax a long time ago, fren.
>skykangz
There are SkyKings practically all the fucking time, frendo.
>MULTIPLE DOOMSDAY AIRCRAFT IN THE AIR
Again, this is normal. Although there was a time it wasn't.
>NORTH KOREA POSSIBLY READYING A NUCLEAR VEHICLE LAUNCH AS A TEST
This has been a Fake News meme for at least 2 years.
>USA EXPERIENCING WIDESPREAD INTERNET OUTAGES/SPOTTY PHONE COVERAGE
This is a normal day in the U.S.
>SOLAR FLARE INBOUND TO EARTH FROM SUN
Congratulations, we've been getting hit with solar flares since the creation of the planet. What next, "muh inbound cosmic radiation"?
Getting major blueballs here. When is the big show?
Didn't you guys have an attack on a nuclear fuel convoy recently?
WEE WOO WEE WOO
SPECIAL ALERT
SPECIAL ALERT
ATTENTION
ATTENTION
JESUS CHRIST HAS REPORTEDLY RETURNED. HE IS CURRENTLY RIDING A GOLDEN HORSE ACROSS THE MEDITERRANEAN TOWARDS JERUSALEM.
REPORTS ARE CONFIRMING THAT HE IS INDEED A WHITE MAN WITH BLUE EYES.
I hope we do
I also love your president and not in a gay way but if wanted it to be gay I’d do it
Couldn’t make it out, it’s a bit snowy here and visibility sucks, but it was definitely a happening. I could tell from the sound it made... it was all REEEEEEEE!!! As it flew over
Why are you here? This site is rattled paranoia personified.
Keep it on USB, use squelch too so you dont get non stop noise coming through
DEEPSTATE ON SUICIDE WATCH
SAMSON OPTION ENGAGED
other bong reporting
Yeah, niggers stole some uranium
Fuck thats like some GTA Heists level shit.
AIR FORCE ONE IS CURRENTLY PARKED AT PALM BEACH INTL (3 mins from Mar-a-Lago) with doors open, standing by for a QUICK EXIT (PALM BEACH HAS A NUCLEAR FALLOUT SHELTER FROM BACK WHEN JFK HAD HIS NUCLEAR FRENZY)
roadsideamerica.com
(CLOSED TO THE PUBLIC NOW (THINKING))
DONALD J TRUMP IS HOSTING CARIBBEAN LEADERS AT MAR-A-LAGO
LAST TIME HE HOSTED A LEADER HE USED THE MOAB ON AFGHANISTAN
CAN WE EXPECT A NUCLEAR DELIVERY TONIGHT?
>rattled paranoia personified.
holy fucking shit you guys personified rattled paranoia just walked past my house
wtfffffffff
>6 hours ago
WoMp wOmP and HoNk hOnK
It's time fellas.
literally nothing will happen
Found it about a decade ago and just been comfy ever since, you're kind of right but it's extremely hard to break the habit and other communities just seem lame. I just can't deal with reddit.
New Jersey reporting in.
Standing by....
Wait what?
that has to be photoshopped
ATTENTION
ATTENTION
HAPPENING!!!
NETANYAHU HAS JUST APPEARED ON TELEVISION NUDE AND COVERED IN FECES. HE HAS ANNOUNCED THAT ISRAEL HAS BEEN BUILDING "FLESH REACTORS ON SATURN" BEFORE LEAVING THE STAGE HE SCREAMED"BORGNAK HAS AWAKENED, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
I wonder what the Jow Forums threads would've been like if Jow Forums was a thing back when 9/11 happened.
They can't run to New Zealand - no hiding place down here!
Enjoy ;-)
Anyone else yawning? I think it's time for bed. Goodnight
Awww, we love you too faggot!
We fuqq'd m8
Is this for real?
g'nite dickhead
My House just flew over my planes
yes, bibi just shit over my house
Kys faggot the sun is dead quiet. The rest of your faggotry is faggot
Kys
Nothing new there
What part of SW you from anyway? Near Carmarthen or Swansea?
HOLY SHIT A HOUSE JUST FLEW OVER MY PLANE!!!!!
CALLING ALL STATIONS
youtu.be
Nyarlatothep just appeared on Globo here, said he's in charge now, seems like a pretty nice dude, but the third leg was a bit unnerving as it looked like a cock gone wrong
>the sun is dead
oh shit, we're all doomed!
user here to be with you.
Today the Mueller report failed the Deep State.
Major False Flag incoming.
We have the weapons to protect ourselves and the world from the Cabal.
We fight and die for you.
Choose Light or Darkness!!
FAKE & GAY
No Source = No Happening
but i'm not indian!
It's real, I was in that thread on 9/11.
pic is proof of this.
im sorry but yes
these are truly interesting times
TANKS IN 15 MINUTES!!!
Between the two.