BAHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
To all you fags who prayed to your Bob Mueller candles
someone got a mueller tattoo
Best part is Mueller himself doesn't even want to talk about what he spent all that money doing.
Ahahahah.
I SWEAR TO GOD AFTER 2 FUCKING YEARS OF THIS SHIT YOU ALL BETTER HAVE SAVED UP SOME JUICY TIDBITS TO START THROWING BACK AT THESE CUNTS
ALL THESE MUELLER WORSHIPING PSYCHOPATHS NEED TO HAVE THEIR NOSES RUBBED IN THE SHIT THEY MADE
Haha praying to a guy who got his ass pounded out by John Kerry... What a joke.
aaaaahahaha
JUST
>Mueller Prayer Candle
I wish I could exploit burger stupidity like that, I'd be filthy rich since it's an infinite resource.
nigger better get the cheese grater for that
we should all buy one now, since he has done the work of saint and cleared the 2020 path to victory
Wow. That doesn't even look much like him. Bet he has to tell everyone who it is.
look at the absolute disgusting size of those pores
Check out the Mueller on plebbit for a laugh. These people are still in denial and their current talking point is 'no one has read the report yet.' Or they are going on about the other indictments, which have nothing to do with the core investigation or Trump.
Why don't the Mueller worshipers trust Mueller now? They don't believe he did his job well or what? You'd think after 2 years of shouting "it's Mueller time!" they'd be a little more consistent.
Every cent and second wasted will be a sedition charge. They will all hang. Well that's what the law says at least.
No more love letters?
Holy shit that margin. Mexicandles are like $0.50
You can its called free market enterprise
>Jow ForumsThe_Mueller
>174,000 redditors all rooting for a delusional conspiracy theory to be investigated and impeach a president
im so glad that every last one of those faggots is having an incredibly bad time right now holy shit lel
This didn't age well, glups
Aren't most establishment Republicans never trumpers? They might as well be Democrats.
Wow, The Simpsons became so hacky.
There are more Mexicans that will buy a Mexicandle than there are butthurt Democrats who will buy a novelty Mueller candle.
You only started noticing that? Nothing past season 7 was worth watching.
Haha man, I crapped out after like the 5th season. Have not seen in episode in over a decade.
Well, it's universally acknowledged that season 7 was the water mark for when The Simpsons turned to utter shit.
How can anyone claim that someone is guilty or innocent if you are not allowed to see the evidence? The people needs transparency. In order to put this behind us, the report should come out for everyone to see. If not, there will always be suspicion that he colluded with the Russians, that he misused campaign funds, that he obstructed justice, that he evaded taxes, that he paid hush money to prostitutes, etc., etc.
that suspicion will still exist even if the report is released, the left doesn't care about facts
>hush money to prostitutes
stop slut shaming porn stars you low iq faggot
except fox did report on all that tho
This!
I am excited to see the mainstream media do a full 180 on their opinion of Muller in the coming days.
Yup. Great military record. Shit civil service record.
>r_the Mueller
Please post salt.
Who's the faggot that got?
that was fuckin gay as hell
It was an FBI CI investigation. You will NEVER see the evidence.
>that Jay Leno chin
THINGS THAT DIDN'T AGE WELL
It was known three years ago that it was all a bull-puck fluffy hoax.
Ok now that it over I made and sold the candles I made big $$$ funny thing is I'm a Trump supporter I just knew lefty would buy this shit from me lol
Wew, I feel dumber now that I know this exists and I watched the whole thing.
>no no, that's not Jay Leno
>no no, that's not Robert Z'Dar
>no no, that's not George Clooney
>fuck
this would've been funnier if they got someone who actually mimic Trump's voice
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Leftists are so smug they always put up the victory banners before the fucking game man. They never even consider waiting to see how history turns out. They always assume it's gonna work exactly like they want it to work.
And it's just a leftist meme too, they meme-up everyone they want to like and project qualities onto. They can't deal with the actual fucking reality of the situation. They get so disappointed when they can't discern fact from their projecting, hyperbolic, fiction.
Whoever the Democrats pick in 2020 is going to be meme'd into a messiah no matter who they are.
I'm a Pee-liever. The only explanation for what happened is that the Russians got to Mueller and have kompromat on him too. It is a dark day for democracy.
You know, for that to have happened, Russia must have got compromising material on every single person involved in the investigation.
You didn't believe that Mueller was doing the actual investigation, were you?
Jesus Christ, that subreddit is still in denial
>Russia must have got compromising material on every single person involved in the investigation.
If the Russians could hack our elections, certainly they could do that too. They have spies, hackers, and hidden cameras everywhere. They have destroyed any semblance of democracy in our country.
Was he wasting public money?
Spoiler: They didn't.
But you'll never believe any of it no matter how much gets shoved in your face, will you? Your entire world view depends on this being right and anyone saying the opposite is either a shill of in the pocket of "Russia".
Too bad you guys more or less shut down the mental health sector, because you're going to die as a mumbling insane bum in an underpass somewhere.
>expecting an incompetent government employee that only ever managed to fail upward to deliver results
Even if by some insane clown world happenstance all the accusations against Trump were true, Mueller never would have found them because he's a fuck up that flubs cases like it's his job.
>Whoever the Democrats pick in 2020 is going to be meme'd into a messiah no matter who they are.
>all this A-B testing they did with beta and AOC and wang
>total failure every time
It's going to be a great show
Trump is really finished this time. It's time for the Cruz missile.
We need to take sneedposting worldwide to a point that the entire Simpsons is cancelled
Seriously though guys we csnt let him get the launch codes. Im now a bern out
They will be for a long time. Imagine if you'd put all your trust and hope in someone for 2 straight years, and everyone around you did too, so it became a social thing like rooting for a sports team, only far more important to you. Then one day it got yanked away, like your team just closed down the night before they were scheduled to play the championship.
I like your post
American cringe is always so unique and hilarious for some reason. Thank you burgers for being so autistic.
The report hasn't been released. You don't know what your talking about.
But...why?
The only guy I'd spit on that's a vet
Based
Fuck off china. Worry about your population decline you herbivore man
Jow Forums has known since 2016 that Mah Russia was a hoax so there was only one way that could end. There were only two questions:
> A. How long would Mueller drag it out trying to find something on Trump?
> B. Would he stick only to Trump and wear blinders, or would he follow criminal leads that Podesta and others led him to?
We now have the answer to A, so only B remains.
>t. a turk
Fuck i hate nu-simpsons art style
SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
Why would anyone do this to themselves?
Archive and save every fucking post. Throw it back at them. They try to close it, open r/the_mueller2019
Why can't you? Just find some leftoid bullshit and sell a ton of it. Go on Alibaba, find some chink in shenzen who sells some useless trinket, and get them to slap an AOC or kamala harris logo or some shit on it, and sell it on etsy as "hand crafted"
I didn't give it any thought throughout those 2 years because it was so obviously fake. I'm surprised that there were people literally worshiping this faggot and devoting their lives to this idea.
Except S11E05
the russians peed on miller?!
HERE IS SOME TIMELESS POLITICAL SATIRE AND NOT CONSPIRACY THEORIST TRITE!
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A bit generic. But he can have it changed to a Trump or even Hermann Göring tattoo.
AHAHAHA, Mueller only has one ball!
If hes hair was a little different it would be Nixon.
Just put glasses on it and it's the father from Happy Days.
Formerly good.
how was he NOT wasting public money
All the world's a stage and Washington D.C is Broadway...
Mueller has only got one ball
Trump has two but very small
There's already been 11 suicides as a result of the Mueller Report outcome.
>Implying "they" will do anything that makes sense in order to quell the insanity of the people.