How tf did this actually work

but this user is not confident
and the little bitch is playing him

Maybe but if so idc, i already met up with 2 in past 2 weeks.

She prolly got herp senpai

>flirts with girl whos probably super young
>says douchey things
>wins
You want trophy?

This

Girls are easy prey when they're even just a few years younger, sad that OP feels like a man for this.

I get older they stay the same age.jpeg

Alright alright alright

She's not going to meet up with you dude. She is laughing at how cringy you are.

But wot if tho? I guess ill do a follow up.

this really reminds me of swipes4daddy, an ig page where a girl post screencaps of tinder chats, mostly cringy older men

You didn't accomplish shit until you bag her. And judging by her texts, it doesn't look like you will.

/thread
Chadliness and autism are two seperate things OP

>lol sounds good
You're done lad, sorry

Imagine the rush OP felt when he typed this
>I'm going to act all cool and hope she doesn't call me out and ask me what I'd actually do
>"crap she actually asked what I'd do to her, think fast"
>says some blank shit, not even choking but "hand on throat"
>she responds typically to let OP down gently
>"YES I'm going to post this on Jow Forums people will think im so cool" (heartbeat through the roof)

>yfw you realize she ghosted you because she only wanted someone to get a boner for her
>yfw you realize this „worked“ not because you did something right but only because you‘ve managed to be that one guy messaging her when she was in the mood

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And this is why online dating is garbage

I bet OP doesn't even have the bravado to say on his feet, in real life.

to be fair, it's fairly easy with sluts anyway

Talking with girls is always cringe user. OP did good.

You're right I don't. Every girlI ever hooked up with was either handed to me like a friend of a friend introduced to me, or a coworker, classmate, ect or we started talking in dms lol.

You're first 2 posts are 100%, but shes still talking to me hours later. I'm also not faking the confidence. I just was experimenting on her. Idc if she ghosts or doesnt actually come over when we planned because ive already been seeing 2 other girls the past month i met on Tinder. I just thought it was funny she responded at all after that because I just winged something douchey top of my head.

>you just gotta scope out a slut
Don't want one.

Also im no brad pit, im not that tall, 5'9 but im not fat and been called a 7 and 8 plenty of times.
I have a car and apartment. For girls like 18-24 thats all you need. For girls, not women. My body count doubled in the year n half i been out of my dads house. Also im 27 and they really do like older guys. I spent alot of time overcomplicating girls but whenever i just kinda pretended i was confident it worked.fake it until you make it.

Yes it works, but why would you want to waste an evening with a female? They are the most worthless half of an already worthless society.

Hahahaha is this real? Middle school tier user

bro wtf r u gay?? haha

Initial feeling is catfish but then women really are this ridiculous so who knows.

He won. get over it loser. haha

>oo-OP's victory i--isn't a big deal guys :(
Wonder why you're so triggered ;)

hey
it works
that is all that matters
ends always justify the means

Anything that was ever done, was at some point, a guy having no idea what to do

>And this is why online dating is garbage
What did you say? Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of your crying.

>OP your accomplishment wasn't a big deal anyway >:(
Yeah, go do it yourself then mate ;)

doesn't matter - worked.
Ends always justify the means.

>older guy
>using emoji
it worked I guess, but play dumb games win dumb prizes and all that. have fun with Nicole Tin.

I would have made a joke like
>you're a 10/Tin

No i told the other guy, her last name isnt tin. I wrote her name then tin as in tinder

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Jow Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

good job user, go nut all over that minor

Shes 19, id never bang under 18 and if i suspected id have them show me an id lol

Op is a faggot unless he posts more screenshots proving her interest. Because i can tell you right now if thats all there is she's NOT interested rofl

Op here, the conversation became more normal, and she hit me up two different times a day after i ignored her for hours. Pretty sure shes interested. We cant hang out until friday though but maybe this will still be open and if she doea ill let you know.

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I changed her name back, so now i gotta repost this to prove its the same person.
Below is the text showing she hit me up first, twice today.

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There's no talk whatsoever about setting up a date to meet though. I'm sorry cringeanon

1. This post wasn't to brag or anything just that I said that wild shit and she still hitting me up.
2. Her hitting me up first shows a high possibility shes interested.
3. You severely underestimate how easy some of these broads really be.
4. I have no idea if shes actually going ti hang out friday, she said "maybe friday?"
She may not, maybe she will say shes coming but not actually come, if she does come ill let you know.

Kinda seems like u jelly desu. I dont normally talk to girls like this. I just tried it. Its for science.

I never had this

What do you mean? Text flirting with a 19 year old thot?

Idk bud looking pretty certain now.

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If she actually hangs with you I dont want to live on this planet anymore.

Honestly OP's convo is cringe as shit, but you're just a bitter incel.

This is OP, in my experience everytime i just tried something different weird or illogical it worked. Overthinking ruins everything.

Why the fuck are these bitches and whiteknights so salty over OP getting a girl? And PUA teaches that if there's something you find funny then the girl will find it funny too. Fuck off with your "omg it's too cringe", this is why you're not getting pussy like OP.

Yeah when i was in the resentful incel /niceguy stage of my life i almost never got laid, like years inbetween. As soon as I stopped overthinking and pretended to be confident i got it all the time. In past 2 years i went from 4 girls i banged from 16 to 25 to 14 now at 27.

How would you rate your looks? And how tall are you?

Soc threads have rated me everything from 4 to 10 so i honestly dont know.
Im honestly a bit insecure about my looks because of the years i went without female attention and was getting friendzoned non stop id like to think im a 7?
Height 5'9.
Not fat, pretty skinny but have a sort of dad bod. I weigh 165 ifnm that gives you a picture.

But what pictures are you using on Tinder? Would selfies work too? I'm pretty similar to you although younger (5'8 and I'd rate myself at 5/10), and skinny/fit since I've been working out for 4 months straight now.

Do you masturbate/watch porn OP? Or just not at all?

I do when im single for an extended period but when im with someone or have a fwb no.

And i dont get that many hits on my tinder actually, still tryna figure out best pictures to have, best bio althiugh desu i dont think many look at it. Past 5 girls I fucked were 1 from POF, 2 coworkers , one a couple weeks after the other. Then 2 tinder girls.