Reposting here because need quick advice and R9 are niggers; Long story short: >get job >boss married >gets hit on by dude customers all the time (i guess that means shes hot?) >she 42, I'm 29 >decent looking deff big titties (not sure what i like anymore bc of porn, titties deff big tho) >makes weird sounds when we fuck tho >has been pissed we havent done it in like 4 months >keep giving her typical th0t excuses (im tired, apartment not clean, blah blah) >coming over in a couple hours but im scared my dick is saying no no no
I'm getting drunk already but any advice? Am i being a faggot for this? Shes objectively hot but this one time she fell off the bed and it wasnt graceful at all..like her legs were all out in the air and shit. reminded me of pic related am I low test? Can you virgin faggots give me advice? I'm clearly desperate. idk if i can get it up
PLS HELP.. i may also owe her a little money because she's been buying me shit
where you at? I'll tag team in for you and take her down.
Hudson Ramirez
NY but shes very private. >where you at? I'll tag team in for you and take her down can you just take her down? i really dont want any part of this
Jackson Sanchez
>low key brag thread OP you already know whether or not you want to fuck her. She’s coming over so it looks like you made your decision. Go be an attentionwhore somewhere else.
William Powell
oh shit, LOL what part?! like nyc? or upstate?
Gavin Sanchez
>brag thread bro im scared shitless. go fuck yourself with that nonsense. im sweating from my fingers
Charles Allen
cant give exact location but close to hoboken
Charles Lopez
>wahhh guys this married woman wants to have sex with me, wut do?? nah how about you go fuck yourself, normalfag?
Blake Moore
damn. I used to be on long island, im up state now. Sorry, this one is on you. good luck!
Cooper Smith
waaaahhhh MY FUCKING BOSS WHO DECIDES WHETHER I HAVE A JOB OR NOT IS MAKING ME FUCK HER EVEN THOUGH I DONT WANT TO
stop being a fucking nigger and give me advice. last time i faked an orgasm and she said "i didnt feel anything, you took advantage of me"
Daniel Lopez
lol long islanders will dick down anyone. thanks for the response tho. unlike this other fuck face in this thread. Though you guys were supposed to be my bros
Thomas White
yes. yes we will. on a side note. Watch some porn before she gets there if you have to. Work yourself up with a fap, but don't cum from it. maybe make her blow you while you close your eyes and imagine someone else? that's about all I got for you bro, God speed.
Hunter Perez
>boss is blackmailing you into having sex screenshot those conversations and go to HR and/or seek legal action. also don’t fuck her today you dummy, make some excuse
Ayden Martinez
>Work yourself up with a fap, but don't cum from it thats gonna make me etap out early. Shes been wanting to do the ice cube trick. You think that would help out? my shit is sensitive so im trying to balance too early vs not at all. I figure if i can pull this off its gonna be another 4 months of freedom
Sebastian Cruz
>i may also owe her a little money because she's been buying me shit
plus its been going on for a little bit now and I may or may not have a joint bank account with her
Christopher Gutierrez
ok... so are you going to get with her, as in date? Or does she legit have a husband?
Joshua Butler
Oh this is a bait thread isn’t it? Kinda telling that all this important info was left out of the OP
Michael Lee
......... and 4 kids. im just fucktoy
Benjamin Fisher
ok nigger go fuck yourself. this isnt a novel. i didnt really have time to write a story about how i feel. kind of pressed for time here.
Parker Russell
>this one time she fell off the bed and it wasnt graceful at all..like her legs were all out in the air and shit
Ok, my hopefully final bit of advice is to do it if you like the benefits. It's like a gold digging bitch. except you're the lucky bitch. Get some, get her money. Make sure you have texts/voicemail/something that points to her wanting it/initiating for when she decides to end it. You want proof it was her so she can't smear your name. Suffer through fucking her. Give her the good dick she lacks at home and move on with your life. You are getting presents and cash out of this. Don't fuck up this up!
Joseph Bennett
dude this is not a question of morality. my dick is fighting me on this.. i need technique to get it to cooperate
Aiden Barnes
Maybe stop drinking...? Alcohol isn't going to help with ED it makes it worse.
