It irritates me that women I fuck

Most women don't like having their cervixes hit.

t. femanon

Do you stimulate the clit at all?

i wouldn't say "most". i feel like it's split pretty even.

t. also a femanon, who does like and knows an equal number of women who enjoy it as those who don't.

> Do you stimulate the clit at all?
if the women never orgasm, obviously not. op clearly thinks women should orgasm instantaneously from the sight of his swoon-worthy cock.

I meant dick size, wise guy

I stimulate the clit and the vagina with fingers. Still they never say I have a big dick, or two said it I think, but one of them was very tight and shallow and the other was lying I think.

Don't know, retard, because I haven't measured it in years. Average probably.

And I hate that I need to use lube. I think only one woman was wet the whole time. The last woman was wet when I first touched her pussy but later it dried up and then we used lube the whole time.

So then why are you so pissy that women never say you have a big dick? You want them to lie or what?

I clearly meant I hate that I don't have a big dick

Damn should’ve read the whole thread.
>two said it I think
So you’re just a nutter or what? Those girls have you what you wanted but those somehow don’t count?

I am fat as fuck and only really fuck missionary style. I'm a boring lay and my dick seems smaller than 6inches because of my giant pot belly.

I feel you, I never get compliments on my dick game. I only fucked one woman that came close to cumming while fucking. Her legs were shaking and she was drooling at the mouth. That's when she got really wet and her pussy went loose. After I thought I was rocking her World, I opened my eyes and looked down to see she had a seizure and pissed herself.

kek

>Those girls have you what you wanted but those somehow don’t count?
Only the one that was much tighter and shallower than the others said I had a big dick, plus one that most likely lied, could see it in her face.

Its all in the foreplay bro.
If you have to have a strong foreplay game, then you can make them orgasm multiple times before you even Fuck them.
After that, your dick will feel better in them, because you foreplay well.

Kys tranny.

>only really fuck missionary style
I can't even fuck missionary style. I can't seem to reach deep enough, so I have to bend her legs up against her belly and spread them apart. Doggy style only worked on very few of the women, last time I tried something similar but more like her sitting on my dick with her back towards me. Them riding the dick facing me works.

I tied finger fucking the last woman but she didn't come and my hand and arm got tired.

I heard you don't want to simulate the clit with your finger dry.
Is it okay if I finger her and use that as a "lube" for when I rub her clit ?

yes, that's her natural lubrication and the best one.

OOF

I can't do doggy at all due to my fat gut, I had one girl try it and I had to actually lift up my fat gunt and place it on her ass checks. Still If I fuck now, I need a girl to ride me or missionary. Still If I press down on the legs and plank out my legs straight I feel like I can get in there deeper with those 6 inches on missionary. Still I find it hilariously funny that most of the women that I fuck have to close their eyes while getting fucked by me, like they can't stand looking up at the view of me lol

>constantly upset
>cant figure out why I cant please women

I mean I press her legs against her belly, holding them apart, while I kind of sit on the bed with my knees bent and the knees pointing forward, feet pointing backward, holding my hands on her shoulders or her knees. I tried with my legs straight but it doesn't work well, hardly works at all.

it gets uncomfortable fast though, knees begin hurting

I am surprised that you don't feel like you are getting in deep doing that. I know I plank my legs due to my knees hurting but I feel like I get more thrust from my ass that way.

Still it's weird that you are like 170lbs and you aren't getting in deep.

No, I said I can't do missionary style so instead I have to sit with bent legs and hold her legs up really high up against her belly. Missionary would be straight legs and her legs just bent a little, not thighs against belly.

irrtates me that you think its all about you.

>>it like cooking a big piece of meat in the oven.
>>have to preheat the stove boy.

great lovers are made not born.
your just getting on then off your just getting all YOUR needs met not hers.

your the worker who blames his tools.

no I do foreplay

plus they probably never moan because I'm not strong enough+won't last long enough to even be able to press hard

Use two fingers and go one knuckle deep and rub like you are beckoning someone, that's where the gspot is, and rub the clit too

>one knuckle
what? you must mean two knuckles. and I already do something similar.

>never orgasm
go to pornhub, search for a video called "how to eat pussy" starring Nina Hartley and Sunny Lane
pay attention and take notes if you have to.
i promise you this shit works. not a single one of them has been able to resist having the mound sucked for more than a few minutes. not even one.
she'll need a short break after. find something else to suck on while you wait (try the toes, it's unexpected and drives them nuts). then go back and do it again. repeat 2-3x
then fuck. you'll see how differently it goes.

now some faggot will come in and say some beta alpha-wannabe shit like "eating pussy is submissive and beta" but what you have to realize is if you do it properly your girl will actually act like a crackfiend

I'm not going to watch that video or go on pornhub because I don't watch porn. Secondly I've only eaten the pussy on one of the 9 women I had sex with. I said I fucked 8 before because one of them I didn't successfully penetrate, that one is also the one I ate the pussy on. The reason I ate her pussy is because she claimed to be a virgin. I think eating the pussy on a non-virgin seems disgusting and not sure I want to do it.

>i don't watch porn
it's not really porn, it's an instructional video that just happens to be hosted on a porn site.
the teacher is a woman, she knows what works.
i fucking promise you. think about how when giving head, if a girl takes the whole head in her mouth and sucks hard while stroking the shaft fast with one hand. not all, but at least 90% of dudes will blow in under a minute. this video shows you the equivalent "super move" for women.

the other thing to understand is that once she has the first orgasm, the rest come easier. get her warmed up, and then her body will respond and then your pillow talk will be about how they never came while getting banged before.

listen and profit , or don't listen and stay mad. i brought you the book of knowledge. i can do no more.

>I think eating the pussy on a non-virgin seems disgusting and not sure I want to do it.
you're not "eating" pussy, you're sucking pussy. you're not putting your tongue inside or anything like that. watch the fucking video.

>it's not really porn, it's an instructional video that just happens to be hosted on a porn site
Don't care, I don't go to that site because you can't go there without seeing porn images. And if the video is of a woman sucking another woman's pussy it is porn regardless of whether it's instructional or not.
>you're not "eating" pussy, you're sucking pussy
gross regardless

>gross regardless
it's essentially no different than sucking titties and probably way less gross than kissing in terms of germs spread.
but whatever, keep slaying em killer.
what answer were you hoping for from Jow Forums btw?

8x6er here. I've had women range from not making a single comment about my dick size to worshipping it and wanting to suck it 24/7. Every woman is different. I can go balls deep some of them but not in others. Have had tall super tight girls and short, more loose, sluts. All women are different

You sound like you have a lot of hang ups. You're probably mechanical in bed and inhibited. It's a turn off.

>not wanting to watch porn=you're mechanical in bed and inhibited
spotted the retard

Says the guy that can't make women cum

says the literal wanker/woman

>finger fucking
That's literally the worst type of foreplay, congrats.

including stroking the ceiling of the vagina

that's how I made the one woman come

>help me I don't know how to use my dick
Here's a literal instructional video
>no thanks I'd rather continue to be a bad lay

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Yes, literally the worst type of foreplay. There are like 2 men in the world who figured out how to finger a woman, you're not one of those.

Don't put your fingers inside the vagina. You can't do it.
Make out. Eat pussy. Rub the clit.

I don't give a shit

as I said that's how I made that one woman come, the only woman I made come, she came maybe 3 times or something doing that

>literal wanker/woman
>if it's a woman we shouldn't listen to her opinion about getting off as a woman
Lol.
Imagine a femanon making a shitty thread saying she can't make men cum but she doesn't want to hear men's opinion about it.
This thread is a 1/10 bait (I responded).

Foreplay is supposed to make you come every time.
Eat women out or rub their clit. Fingering is more complex.

You're not very bright. I'm saying I don't give a shit about a wanker or woman calling me mechanical and inhibited just because I don't watch porn. A wanker/faggot doesn't have that issue. Nor do women. Women don't get horny seeing a dick pic, unlike men who get horny seeing a pussy pic. Men get fucking hurting balls, back and legs if they think about sex but don't have sex, women don't get shit, it's simply not nearly the same thing for women so call me mechanical and inhibited all you like dumbass, you're simply retarded.

>Foreplay is supposed to make you come every time
I didn't even say how many times I did it. Retard.

fun fact. the first orgasm can just get her even more keyed up. then she needs a second one MORE than she needed the first.
so paradoxically the episode ends with her even more frustrated precisely because you made her cum.
if only there was a way to give her as many as she needs.... oh well.

if only you'd watch the damned video. then you could hear a woman talk about how to stroke and finger a girl too. what feels good; and what just tickles, feels annoying, and makes you tell the guy to fuck you just so he'll stop.
how to work the clit and mound. and how the more pro move is not to stroke the ceiling, but to press on the floor.

>Women don't get horny seeing a dick pic, unlike men who get horny seeing a pussy pic
lol

im out. hopefully someone (clearly not the genius op) learned something.

you won't be missed

Calm down, OP. You're watching too much porn. And fucking really bad.

If you had sex with 8 women and there were 3 orgasms in total, it's not really difficult to do the math here.

thanks man, watched the video, it helped

Eat her out, I've made plenty of girls cum with fingering and eating out. By the time you Fuck them they are already well satisfied