To those of you that helped me with the spa or getting with an escort, I salute you. You helped this 28 year old...

To those of you that helped me with the spa or getting with an escort, I salute you. You helped this 28 year old, soon to be 29, get laid for once.

I need help with something else though. Apparently I got my first ever copyright infringed email and I'm not sure if it's legit or not, but my internet did stop working at one point. I can only assume it is true.

Right now I need some advice on a VPN to use. I want something that is legit, used by many, trustworthy, can also be used on my desktop but its not necessary if my desktop can have a different VPN that is better.

You guys helped me get laid, so I am putting faith in you again.

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Greentext escort encounter pls

I just use PIA, been using it for a couple of years.

But if you want to do some research beforehand you can go to thatoneprivacysite.net/choosing-the-best-vpn-for-you/

On the other hand I’m glad that you went to the spa, did it cost the 60$?

If you're just using it for regular use on the phone try ProtonVPN:
>free servers
>created as a way to ensure users they can access the mail
>paid servers also so you're not the product
>no logs
>swiss based

Cons:
>no torrent
>no TOR over VPN
>limited to three countries (US, Netherlands, Japan)
Those can be avoided buying a paid subscription
>shared servers

Forgot to add, never use a free vpn and go for one that’s not based in America.

Pretty sure protonvpn is a honeypot.

Second this user. I went with an escort at age 28 so wa t to your experience OP.

Got any proof?

I called up 5 different escorts from escortmonkey and I guess I missed some sort of memo or whatever cause no one answered their phone. So I ended up going to a spa place. Here's the greentext of it.

>go to Chinese spa place I saw on rubmaps
>going alone and have over 500 on me
>figure if the place seemed fishy I would go to a strip club instead
>front door slightly open instead of just being closed like every front door should be
>get to waiting room and ring the bell
>hear someone yell to just push open the door
>door isnt opening
>isthisasting.jpg
>get almost rushed inside by older Chinese woman
>place is dead quiet and theres 4 people there, including me
>get sent to a room and we exchange the word massage and that's all the introduction that is made
>asked if I need a shower and explain I took one already
>told to strip down and lay face down
>lolwut
>strip down to my comfort level of socks boxers and shirt
>"no no, no clothes all clothes remove"
>hardswallow.png
>eventually end up ass naked, socks and glasses gone too
>lay in the bed and she feels my back is all sweaty
>no, shower now this no good
>sent to take a shower
>awkward 5 minutes of laying on some plastic mattress thing and be bathed happens here. Nothing special
>lay face down and get a massage for the first time in my life
>feelsgoodman
>walks on my back
>feelsverygoodman
>flip to back side down and cant boner
>mission command we have a problem
>start panicking that I cant boner
>start sweating I cant boner
>why can't I boner
>what is boner
>why boner
>feel her up as shes on the side of bed
>mission is a go
>boner in full throttle
>asked what I want
>remember research about mentioning sex and money is a bad thing
>remember about the term full service
>tell her full service
>pay the 120 cause I just want this over and done with
>first blowjob and I feel teeth, a tongue going in circles around me dick, and what I think is the tonsil
>body goes into a twitch

1/?

NordVPN is pretty good, been using it a few years and no complaints. It can be as easy as click "quick connect" and it picks a server for you. OR you can specify which country, for what purpose (PtoP, TOR over VPN, double VPN) if you want. Reasonably priced too.

>whatisthisicantevenwhat
>body has random jolts because just amazing
>feel something plastic slap on
>thoughts of various possible torture devices goes through my head
>recall the anti rape condom thing that shreds dicks
>thisisit.mov
>straddles me in cowgirl and gets to town
>feels loose and just straight up odd
>blowjob was better
>switch to a few positions
>towards the end tries to give me a handy and cant show results of her work
>erection is still in full mast
>eat her out while she gives a her best effort
>she doesn't taste bad
>after maybe an hour I surrender and say fuck it
>she claims the massage made me tired
>richard is still in attention
>get dressed and leave

I'm bad at telling stories, but this all did occur. Was it worth it? No. Sex is overhyped. Blowjobs are good though. I'm hypersensitive to things so feeling teeth first was very odd.

Oh and I went to a strip club afterwards. This happened

>go to club
>sit at bar
>the same girl I've been with there maybe 4 times comes up to me
>we talk and she mentions I have lost weight and its visible how much
>we go to private room and we talk some more while she gives me a lap dance
>she asks if I want her number and we exchange numbers

So now I have a strippers number. She claimed to work with kids when shes not there and she seems nice enough of a person. The language barrier is there. I'm bad at Russian, shes bad at English.

Spa coat 60, then 120 for F/S. I just wanted it to be over with. Get it out the system. Get any experience under the belt.

I'll do some research on the link. I'm just paranoid about that email I got. I want to call them and ask what exactly they found and tell them its horseshit but I might be sticking my hand into an oven so I'll reconsider it.

You didn't get laid kid
You paid for sex

If this will help, I just need a way to protect myself when using TPB. I dont know if theres better alternatives but I always go with that site. If theres a VPN that stops torrents, that's no good.

Doesnt matter. Had sex.

She didn't choose you m8

Found the bitter virgin teenager.

Why don't you set up a proxy on your torrent client, provided you don't care about privacy?

How do you do that with flud? Or is there a torrent client that is better? I used to use utorrent but it was not on a white list or something.

Settings>Network>Proxy
Flud is okay. Just search for a random proxy on Google.

I'm one of the Anons that gave you the spa recommendations, I remember telling you to take 120 dollars and is fun to find out that it was the total cost.

Maybe for the next one you can try an escort, being at your house may help you with the Cummings

user i heard having relationship with prostitute is not good and stable

why did you eat out a prostitute?
foul as fuck

Private Internet Access is the best

>Was it worth it? No. Sex is overhyped
If you think that was real sex then you're in for something. First time cumming inside the girl you love without a condom while you hold each other so tight that nothing could separate you feels like your soul leaves your body together with your load into her womb. Or the first time you'll have a girl choking on your dick like your semen could raise her mother from the dead your jaw will drop. Or when you have sex with a girl for an hour straight, then cuddle, kiss and caress each other for two hours while not saying one word and having a natural high for days afterwards. That's the kind of sex people chase. You've stuck your penis into the vagina of an unenthusiastic girl you didn't feel comfrotable with.

I use mullvad. PIA is US based, protonvpn has different tiers and doesnt keep the speeds it promises for the exorbitant price it charges, nordvpn doesnt keep its promised speeds either and it's shilled too hard imo
>military grade vpn
i've heard good things about express vpn but it's like 10$ a month compared to ~6 for mullvad

oh fuck off, like the average guy on this website will get to experience any of that.

>Was it worth it? No. Sex is overhyped

You had sex for the first time. With a woman you don't know, within a tense atmosphere because you constantly feared of getting busted and with no mutual attraction because you paid for it.

I live in a country where it's perfectly legal and fucked about 15 escorts since I've started a few years ago (I was in the same place like you were, khv and so on).

It'll get better over time, you'll be less nervous when you find a girl that you actually like and start visiting her on a regular basis, but this takes some time.
I wasn't able to cum the first 2-3 times but after that it started to work because I got more relaxed and I began to enjoy it.
Have fun but remember cause this user is right, as long as you pay for sex you'll never reach true intimacy.
Meanwhile I don't even want sex anymore I just want to be loved