Why aren't you geting married?

no one would marry me

I don't need to sign a certificate to prove my love and commitment to someone.

Also if things go sour;

>willingly giving a bitter ex leverage over your assets and kids
>mfw

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I don’t wanna lose half my stuff

Props on standard gold ring and not some thick steel manly wedding band

Your families will be angry and you'll lose a ton on money on taxes

She will want a wedding, they all fuck do

I don't know any women. I never knew any in highschool, I didn't know any in my 20's, I'm 29 and my only interactions with women have been part of transactions for work or purchasing things. And my family, mom, aunts, and cousins. I don't know what to do about it.

I've told my so for past 5 years that I want marriage to get randos off my track... still hasn't proposed. Feels a bit bad man

You're focused on your career/work to give that special one their dream wedding.

LIE.

Live with my GF and the government already did it all for me so why waste more money?

What?

It's a religious ceremony, and I'm not religious. I'd rather have a celebration than a blood pact.

Because marriage as it exists today, with all its "traditions", is an absolute sham

Because when the marriage inevitably fails, I don't want to be forced to give that bitch a fucking penny.

I'm divorced and will never remarried.
I don't care if anyone else gets married, I just see no benefit in it except tax benefits

Pennies don't exist anymore, your life is a lie.

I tried. So many times. Nobody loves me back. Can’t even get through the first stage of someone dating me back.

This life was the worst gift I could’ve ever received.

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You haven't tried. Whining on Jow Forums is not trying.

I am f and no, I don’t want a wedding. And I’m refuse to get married for a tax break. No co-mingling finances. What’s his is his and what is mine, is mine.

I don't have a gf or date so why would I be getting married?

because I don't have a girlfriend

Is gay marriage OK now? T.T

I'm gay and would like to get married, but without family around.

Don't have a very high income and there aren't many single women where I live as well as yet other reasons.

We have only been together for 2 months but yea we do want to get married and start a family.

No money

Don't want to reproduce my depressing seed

I'd be doing society a favor.

Well, try to see it from his view. He's probably feeling that he's already committed to you and a legally binding piece of paper doesn't really mean much to him aside from the potential for him to legally lose half of everything he's ever owned along with you if things ever go south.

Aside from some tax breaks what really changes after y'all get married. Do you really think that putting a ring on you stops horny dudes from wanting to fuck you? Some just see that as an additional challenge...

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*Google's Bob's burgers porn*

Why op

Marriage doesn't exist anymore. Secularist leftists hijacked it like they do with all things that have meaning bestowed by exclusivity or struggle and decided to open it up to everyone and anyone. Gay? mentally ill? atheist? no problem.. you too can get married. It's like being in the boy scouts but half your troop is women, pixie genders, and gender blenders. God will judge.

That is the most retarded Jow Forumstard rant I have seen today.

Because I'm worthless.

too poor, no degree and stilling working as bookkeeper at 26 in store making 16 an hour. I figure I will try to get a better job and just take care of my mom as she gets old. once she dies I plan to off myself.

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I eagerly await your rebuttal

What is there to rebut when everything you said is false? You are obviously an edgy teenager virgin with zero understanding of the world outside.

I am. I just have to get myself in a position to wed first so that means better income so I can by my own place. So until then I am just grinding and keeping the door open for that special lady.

I'm a simple man. I just want a wife, kids, and dog.

>everything you said is false
>let me tell you who you are on this anonymous porcupine quilting board
>ad hominem

ok

You have not even been alive 18 years, how can you think you know what things were like 30, 50 years ago? Why do you even think atheists should not be allowed to get married? Obviously everything you know of the world outside you learned from Jow Forums.

Your god can’t save you now.

Dad, get off of Jow Forums.

Because the thought of spending the rest of my life with the woman I'm with, mother of my child, both scares and depresses me. Last thing I need is for more legal shit to be lumped on top.

I'm 28, have never even come close to anything remotely resembling intimacy or romance. It's too late for me.

You want the real answer?

Because I saw my parents have a horrible marriage go through divorce then my mother went and got into a horrible marriage all over again
Basically my view of marriage is extremely negative and now that I'm older I've come to the realization that this happens all the time and that people are pretty much just morons who can't make good decisions and keep getting married when they clearly shouldn't
There's really no reason for me to believe that things would be any different for me I could get tricked just like millions of people before me have

I was.

to my HSSH on the 11th anniversary of us exchanging virginites in the backyard of the house I let her pick out.

6 weeks later it's over because she wanted to end our monogamy and open the relationship- and I'm not down to be cucked.

Haven't spoken to her since we got it annulled 2 yrs ago.

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>boy scouts
Leftist got their filthy hands on that, too.

Because I'm horribly traumatized in a way that makes sex and relationships nigh impossible

I'm going ahead and assume you made that up, it's too horrible to be true.

you have much to learn about women my young padawan

Because being a married man looks depressing and horrible.

Modern liberal women are either fat, angry, man hating feminists, fake bi, too demanding, in love with themselves, whores, cunts, manipulative etc.

But I am.

I'm not sure if I can keep up my affection for anyone for any length of time

Because if I wanted to cut my bank savings in half I would rather go to Vegas and snort dope from a top model ass crack.

I want marriage sincerely and with my whole heart.
But before marriage, there has to be love.

I'm an absolute alien to love.
Never felt it. Can't understand it. Probably never will.

Tempted to gamble and marry a random person, in hopes love will come next; but the prospect scares me.
So instead I do nothing; and wait for love that will never come.

Women are too degenerate for me.

I'd like to get married, my current girlfriend doesn't want to. Is that weird? I don't know if I should just stay with her in the hopes that changes because I grew up with girls who said they never wanted to get married and either are now or are engaged to be.

I wana keep both halves of my shit and still get laid

Because your life is over when you get married.
She will probably steal half your shit later anyway.

No it's true.

It was a blow for sure but I've been through a lot so i was able to manage it.

Journaling is an amazing tool for mental health.

But it's for the best, and being an older in the dating world isn't terrible for men.

I dated a girl for a year once. Chinese traditional gorgeous smart funny I thought for sure I would marry her. That was 3 or 4 years ago and HOLY FUCK am I glad I didn't marry her. Saw her again more recently and realized how self obsessed she is. Love really blinded me plus I was 24 and thought I had it all figured out.

I'm autistic and also probably gay. I could get gay married sure but I'm still autistic

i suck way too much dick to get married

I'll have the ceremony but I will never sign a piece of paper