GUIDELINES:

>Actually licking a guys butthole
Do girls actually do this? wtf

>I think she is just being friendly

Maybe. But she has broken off conversations with other coworkers to come over to where I am and talk.

I'm friendly with a few other girls at work, but she seems to act a bit differently

that she's polite and not a butthurt?

Nope. And ew.

This is more common than you'd think

Well then we have a communication issue and I guess that needs to be addressed before anything else. She's told me my cum actually tastes quite sweet, and that it is solely the size of the load that bothers her. So either she was lying about the taste, or something changed that I don't know about.
>I'm just speculating here but did you push this on her?
Insofar as communicated a desire for her to swallow because couples ought to communicate their wants and needs, no, I didn't push this on her.
>it sounds like she is snapping from you bringing it up over and over again after she said she didn't like it.
I brought it up maybe twice a month. for a while, yeah.

Yes
>So either she was lying about the taste
Big loads can be off putting

Girls

Why do you do this..?

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How do I be subtly seductive as an autistic? My bf has a lower sex drive than I (which is fine), still responds well to flirting and flirts back but loves it when I'm "accidentally" sexy. I haven't the first idea how to intentionally do this but if it encourages him I'm happy to try.

We don’t. Don’t take a couple of memes and think all girls do this

I wouldn't know since I've never tried. I'll try asking her if there's anything I can do, like you suggested. But fuck she might get upset, hmmm. Well, thanks anyway. I suppose I'll live without it if she gets upset again.

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Girls

How do I tell my gf I don’t want to have sex anymore

How have you been asking her? I'll try to give suggestions if I know how you've asked her in the past

that's fucking gross; I thought it was just a porn thing

For me it's reflexive.

Nothing there explicitly says to me that she wants you in a romantic sense.

>otherwise she's great, both as a person and a sex fiend
Ngl mate I'm not sure I'd have fought for a year if I genuinely thought that. Either she's compromised enough or she hasn't bro.

No, or at least not as far as I am aware.

Good lord that's made me full body cringe no fuck that right off.

"Hey gf, I'm not really into sex". Why do you wanna stop?

I make my bf squirm and cum like a bitch when i lick his cute little butthole

I just don’t really want to do it anymore. Plus, it makes my belly upset

That’s disgusting. If my gf ever wanted to lick my butthole I would break up with her over it. That’s a whorish thing to do

Why are you afraid of sexuality?

I doubt you have a gf.

I’m not afraid of sexuality. But i’m not going to be in a relationship with someone who would lick the most disgusting and humiliating part of a human being. If she were to offer that for me, it means she did it with others

>who would lick the most disgusting and humiliating part of a human being.
Have you tried washing?

Do you have your boyfriend do an emema before each anus licking?

Are you some kind of beta freak?
So you wouldn't date any girl just because she had a sexual life like a normal human being?

>So you wouldn't date any girl just because she had a sexual life like a normal human being?
>Licking anus
>sexual life of a normal human being
Bullshit

I don’t care if a girl has had sex before. But that’s trash if she would lick men’s assholes

No he washes and uses wipes. I'm guessing you don't know how to prep before sex?
>But that’s trash if she would lick men’s assholes
Sounds like you need a good lick down there.

>Nothing there explicitly says to me that she wants you in a romantic sense.

Possibly. Just seems interesting, especially with her ending other conversations to come over to talk, even if I'm not in the same area.

>especially with her ending other conversations to come over to talk
She probably doesn't like the other coworkers so much.

>no he washes and uses wipes
So you didn’t know that your tongue is literally collecting more and more of his fecal matter with every lick? The anus continuously secretes fecal matter. So the only way to prevent this would be to literally flush out the inside of his asshole until there is no feces in his rectum. Which... you just said he doesn’t do.

>Sounds like you need a good lick down there
you offering?

She talks highly of most of them though

Most men have licked their gf's ass and vagina and I have never seen girls minding it.
Why would it be different the other way around?
I always have my ass licked by my girl. I just shave and wash my anus very well on the inside and outside before having sex, and it feels nice.

Cleaning my mouth afterwards is always an option.
Just keep this girl as a friend until she makes any advances that actually seem like she wants something. You don't want to be the weird orbiter coworker.
But didn't you know its dirty?

Anus and vagina are two completely different things
>cleaning mouth afterward
So by that point you already have swallows lots of his fecal particles. Nice cope

You're acting like it bothers me. You're the only one getting worked up about other people rimming their boyfriends.

You’re disgusting

have you ever licked a woman's ass?
Most importantly, have you ever had sex?

Why don’t you eat his poop the next time he poops?

No I haven’t licked a woman’s ass, and I won’t do that. Yes I’ve had sex, I’ve had 4 past gfs

Why are you mad?

Wait, are you telling me you have put your dick inside a vagina? Man that's disgusting.. Did you know pee comes out from a little hole very close to where you put your dick? You are literally spreading pee particles around your penis. How can people be so nasty? do you also know women bleed from the vagina? you are also tasting her blood particles man, are you some kind of degenerate?

are girls made of candy?

why didn’t my bf have sex with me?

>be me go over to his house yesterday
>see each other around 2-3 times a week, yesterday being two times in a row
>had opportunity to fuck me last night while we were in bed
>had opportunity this morning but said there wasn’t enough time
>there was definitely enough time (an hour or so before he had to work)

he always seems in the mood and we always have sex when we see each other, even if it’s the next morning

could he just be not in the mood or something?

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Ethylene glycol.
Tastes so sweet, but they'll fookin' kill ya matey.

Went on a first date yesterday, the girl seemed disappointed because I took things too slow. Completely thrown me, what did I do?

I can't be in a relationship with this girl and I feel like I can't be friends anymore either because of how this whole thing worked out. We're separate now and don't really talk.
I don't ever see us talking or being friends again but I still have her on social media and whenever I scroll down and I see something posted by her or someone tagging her in something, it just makes me feel like shit.

I was thinking of deleting her on all social media but I don't want to come off as an asshole in her head, we sort of parted on good terms and we see each other around college (since the college is fairly small) so I don't want to make things even weirder than it already is. But it is summer so we won't see eachother for a few months and I think if I were to do it, I have to delete her off of everything now. I feel like its a bad idea for some reason, like I can't bring myself to do it, "what if she wants to ask about something?" or thoughts like that come in and I don't know what to do.

Is leaving her on social media a bad idea? I miss her and seeing her on social media makes it hard to get over her, but there's also this weird sense of comfort of having her there so I don't know what to do...

too slow? In what way?

If she really likes you then she's willing to wait, if not then she most likely just wants to fuck and then maybe, "see what happens", that's how girls like this end up in relationships. Especially if she had expectations on the first date.

Keep her. If you regret deleting her in the future it'll be awkard adding her back.
Is there not a mute function on whatever service you're using?

>Just keep this girl as a friend until she makes any advances that actually seem like she wants something. You don't want to be the weird orbiter coworker.

Yea. Also, fwiw, we both know that neither of us will be working in this store in 3months

Said all of her dates in the past had either been a decided no or yes but that she's not sure about me, that I'm slower than she's had before on dates that have gone really well and it's made her unsure what she wants. Is it a good thing if she's willing to keep dating to see where it goes?

Make more moves in a couple of months then. It's not worth trying something now if she doesn't feel the same.
It'll also help to see how compatible you guys are in the long run.

Just ask her out, user. It's really not that hard.
If she say's no, then at least you still got a friend.
If she doesn't want to be friends with you after you ask her out, then she wasn't a friend in the first place and you're better off without her.

Try feeding her the second or third one instead

she would sometimes message, like on special occasions, saying good luck or whatever and I'm afraid she might tag me in something at some point, like I'm giving her hope for something, we're on good terms like I said, just communication is limited to minimum. Should that happen and I have her blocked or there's something that'll come up on her screen saying I blocked her or whatever, I don't want her to feel shitty about it and at that point might as well delete her entirely. I don't know how this whole thing works tho so I'm only assuming. The ideal would be having her there, but her not posting anything. I don't post anything so she doesn't really have to bother with me, its just her that does it.
I was thinking of not using social media for awhile but I kind of have to, family and friends from other towns etc. It's an awkward situation to be in but at this moment I'm completely alone and any sort of reminder that I just lost a friend that could be here now, makes my stomach turn, so I figure I need to do something but everything feels wrong. I think I have to troop this one out, no other way it seems unless I can block her posting or whatever without her knowing about it

Well, all her previous dates are also her dates no longer so I wouldn't compare you to them and that's her setting her expectations based on her previous experiences but people should be treated individually, especially the ones that deviate, means this could either go completely wrong or extremely well but its an unknown until explored further so she might be experiencing that.

What she might be referring to is the fact she has some sort of "ideal" when it comes to dating that her previous dates were but you're not, and she doesn't know if you'll work out because of that, like she hasn't experienced something you have to offer and in a way you offer it. Its either not her cup of tea and you need someone more compatible with you, and she needs someone more compatible with her or she's used to certain things in dates and everything that strays from them makes her feel like you're doing something wrong. Some people like to blame other first before they blame themselves. But there again, I don't know you guys personally so I'll just see where it goes. A relationship should not be forced, if you don't think you two are a good match, then move on and see someone else. Dating should be fun and it should make a relationship kind come as the next logical step if you're into each other. If she's having doubts on the first date, then see how you two feel on the second date and if that's weird too then move on. Her expectations shouldn't guide your behavior and if she dislikes you because you didn't meet those expectations then have some self respect and move on, you should have expectations too and from what you're writing, it seems like she's in the position where she can call the shots and you wait there for her to either let you stay or let you go. You should have that power also.

Low libedo, wasn't sure you were up for it, headache, could be a million reasons. I find it hard to believe that one instance bothers you that much

I really want to find a girl to spend time with and travel or do things that are fun but quite extravagant. I recently got instated a million dollar trust and I got 30k cash for whatever I want. I’m 20 and basically a damaged boy with mommy and daddy issues. I’ve never had a girlfriend and as everyday passes the fact torments me in crying myself to sleep. I kinda want to start using tinder but I don’t know how I should be upfront with what I want. I really wanta go to burning man or some shit.

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Think you answered your own question. Just dont tell people you got money to burn, you will be taken advantage of. Enjoy! Experience the world!

How do I calm my nerves before a date in an hour where I plan on making some serious moves?

I'm debating doing some shots of cognac if I don't CALM DOWN

Why is my gf constantly looking up news about girls getting killed or raped?

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Imagine being an antelope, and you had a phone where you could read about all the antelope killings.

erm... you don’t happen to live in the midwestern united states do you

When antelopes start away from a waterhole; alerted by that dusty-rug scent of approaching death, the cars can observe which one falls to the rear of the pack, maybe because it has a lame leg, maybe because it is just naturally slow... or maybe because it's sense of danger is less developed. And it might even be possible that some antelopes - and some women - want to be brought down.

Girls

Would you date a guy who had 43 partners before you?

To ask or not to ask, that is the question

no, probably not. 10-20 sure why not but anything more than that just tells me that the guy doesn’t want any part of commitment and might have an STD (not saying this is you just how i would feel here)

Same reason why I always obsessively read news about tornadoes.
I'm terrified of them.

If they were recent, then no.
Also, it depends on the age. I'm only 21 right now so I wouldn't, but if I was older it would be more acceptable (assuming you would be around the same age as me).

1) Girls, How do you feel when a guy holds your hand (bf or not) and let's say you consent?
2)How do you like to be hugged?
3)Do you like nuzzling?

I like holding hands. I don't enjoy it in public, but if we were alone and walking somewhere it's nice.
I love being hugged and booped.

Not him. But what ever happened to “numbers don’t matter”? Women preach that all the time

NTA, but women are not a hivemind. Infact, I mostly see redpill/incel types state that women say that.

How recent is too recent? Also, what if he’s 28

Connecticut sadly

Feminine media, figures, and pro women organizations broadcast “say no to slut shaming”, “numbers don’t matter” all the time. In Canada girls even take to the street every year to do a “slut walk”

do they?

i personally don’t care about numbers but if it gets up into the 30s 40s etc it’s sort of a red flag

a lil unrelated but i dunno why but most men see women with 5+ 10+ sexual partners as being “used” or “undateable” when most women don’t care about a mans body count unless it gets alarmingly high

do you have the answer to that? i genuinely wouldn’t know bc femanon

28 is more acceptable.
I'd say a month would be recent, and any more than 1 would be a no since I already know the number. Like what said, I'd think you didn't want to be commited and only wanted to use me for sex.

Tornadoes won't rape you. Don't worry. :)

Well men who have high counts should expect to date girls with similar counts

What's wrong with pussyjuice salads and cumcakes?

Kys

Every girl I met and know for some time, married or with a boyfriend, even if they seemed reasonably innocent, and like the thought of cheating wouldn't even cross their mind and they seem to be happy with their partners. They often seem like when their guy isn't around they are willing to either flirt with another man that they feel comfortable with, or do things that they would do with their boyfriends like hand holding and such. I'm talking from experience. I always joke around about having a micro dick and this married woman I know keeps asking me to show it to her as a proof, she also often tries to get me to either come over to her house or go for a drive somewhere alone.
My friend's girlfriend likes to treat me like her boyfriend when he's not around, but when he is she never does anything. Once she grabbed onto my hand when we were in a large crowd, her bf was there too and when he was getting close to us she immediately let go of my hand in case he sees.
Another girl I met at the pub and she was really coming onto me, giving me her drinks, leaning in closely and giving casual compliments but I didn't reciprocate because I knew she's with someone.
Another girl just straight up slapped my ass when her bf was at the same party and she acknowledged it.
The list goes on.

This happens with every girl I got to know a little closer and have known for some time. Its not even that I'm particularly good looking, I'm a 7/10 at best and that's at a push so I don't know what to make of it, I also don't flirt, I'm just comfortable and fun to have around (from what I was told). Kind of puts me off of dating if that was to happen to me.
Are all girls like that?
I'm not throwing accusations at all women but the ones I've met were very forward and none of them seem slutty (except for a few, like the one that slapped my ass) so it kind of scares me how this behavior I managed to note on pretty much all kinds of women I met in my life.
Sorry for a wall of text btw.

I get where you're coming from, but I think you see “say no to slut shaming” more in womens news as we are the ones who get demonised for having sex whilst with men no one bats an eye.
I think those sayings are for spreading a message of not recieving hate for having casual sex, not about if youve had 2109471207 partners recently so no one will want to date you (though that message would still apply to that but I don't believe it's the main focus).

Men can be too rational for their own good. They assume you will compare them to every person you've ever fucked and eventually leave them for some previous wonder sex partner.

Its low self esteem. That you will only think they are special if you dont have anything else to compare them too.

Where were you when user realised he was a chad?

How do I figure out if she's into me or sees me as just a friend?

>aks her out
But then how do I show it's a date and not hanging out?

hardly, I'm 24 and still a kissless virgin kek, not for the lack of opportunities as you can imagine, I just have my moral compass set in a certain direction and I'm looking for something more long term and meaningful and don't really want to go through the trouble of settling down for less, especially with these kinds of women who might possibly treat me the same way they treat their guys now

So, for the first time in at least a couple of years, I think I might have a chance of getting a gf.
But, she at some yellow maybe even red flags to her.
I'll start with the pros.
+Lives in the same city as me.
+Seems genuine when she chats with me.
+Shares most of the same interests I do.
+Has some semblance of an idea for her future.

Cons
-She is kinda fat,
-She makes soft core porn.
-Her soft core porn got her mentioned on lolcowfarms
-she has breast implants which is something of a turn off.
-she makes asmr (i know a lot of girls who do that are broken in the head)
Is this worth pursuing or should I stick to being forever alone?

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The way I look at potential partners is this,
>how comfortable are you around each other, are you able to talk honestly about anything?
>does she share some interests? not all so you have space to learn from one another and discover new things
>are your lifestyles comparable? will you compromise a lot to meet her standards? is she? are you two ok with it?
>do you find each other attractive?
>are you both after the same kind of a relationship?
>does she get along with your friends? do you get along with her's?
but most importantly, ask yourself what you deserve, and if she is that person, if not then I wouldn't settle down, and being with someone out of fear of otherwise being alone, is not a good idea. Be confident in your own life and bring somebody into it, same goes for them.

I don't have much in terms of direct advice to your situation, its your call but I'd ask myself the questions mentioned above anyway, just for clarity.

Go be vanilla somewhere else!