I think i've become the ultimate chad. i have 4 girls that i can call anytime to go out and have sex...

i think i've become the ultimate chad. i have 4 girls that i can call anytime to go out and have sex. Yesterday i literally texted 'Oh i cant today, i'm going out with another girl' to one of them. initially she was mad but now she wants me even more. this summer is gonna be great

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HOO, HAH, HOO!

bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
good for you buddy

In this case is advise you to go ham and get as many hoes as you can, just because you can.

i last had sex 2 years ago.

fucking shoot me

haha i had sex three days ago

and you're fucking women whose self value is so low, that they don't care. lol.

Nice work, OP. Are they hot?

When you believe you are a hole you become the hole.

it's ok, just keep working on yourself. I hadnt had sex for 4 years before i got to this point. how old are you?

not the hottest in town, but above average. One of them is a 8

actual truth

The most "Chad" I've ever felt are:

1) The time I fucked an ex thirty minutes after fucking her hotter friend - my dick was still covered in her cum

2) One of the times I had a MFF threesome and was called a "god" by one of the girls since I can go all night when I've been drinking. My gf got a bit jealous at that. Never understood that since I was railing the shit out of this girl and the gf didn't mind throughout all the other girl's moaning and cock-drunk expressions

Cool story, bro. What did you need advice on again?

nice one, bro

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What porno did you get this story from?

so what advice you need?

How do I become like OP?
t. 18 yo khhv

Not hard honestly

Oh I see, thank you. I've been enlightened

Just be yourself

This is why I hate tripfags.
Kys autist

Do and think things that boost your ego to kingdom come.

It's a joke, Jesus Christ, grow the fuck up

Kys retard
How do I do this without coming off as an asshole?

>chad
>not starting a family
>not exercising self control
>not spending your energy on fitness and other forms of self improvement
>literally only thing to brag about is sticking his dick in an easy lay

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