Is this real or is this website satire?

Is this real or is this website satire?

forward.com/schmooze/416301

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youtube.com/watch?v=zfOPzC6Nsr8
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nytimes.com/2019/04/11/science/israel-moon-landing-beresheet.html
youtube.com/watch?v=6zm7LfuDCu8
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It's real ayy lmao they thought we give a shit.

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It's true. But lunar antisemitism stopped it, sending another 6 million crashing to dust. Remember the 12 million.

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That's a legit jewish website

>sending torah to the moon
What lengths the kikes will go to not read it.

kek

It's real, it got fucked up though. Moonman and the space nazis weren't having any of that apparently.

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Forward.com is a real site. News and articles by Jews for a Jewish audience.

Most people who see Jow Forums for the first time and see people talking about Jews they think this is all bullshit but if you read some of the Jewish media made by Jews for a Jewish audience you realize that most of Jow Forums is tame compared to how Jews really cover these stories.

We can hope it doesn't get to the moon like their other rocket

The earth is flat and they're mocking you even more with this nonsense.

Their first moon landing was a literal crash and burn.

Trump wouldn't pay for the full 3000 miles

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hopefully it hits the sun

Ha

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Beat me to it. Funny how the most extreme jokes come true tho
>this timeline

They are really ramping up the fear factor for Jews. What a constant mindfuck

>kikes trying to jew ayy lmaos with muh holocaust story

damn, shekelberg

>sending a myth to a hoax
When will schlomo learn that double-negatives only work in maths?

I'm a dumbfuck and didn't look at the date on the article, I thought it was new. But yeah I knew about the Jewish spaceship or satellite or whatever crashing, I didn't realize it had a holocaust testimony though. The holocaust testimony is why I questioned if this is satire.

Yes, send proof that humans are scumbags into space. That'll definitely convince aliens to not exterminate us.

Remember goyim, this is what will be left after you're all gone

Didn't turn out the way they thought it would. Another 6 million Jews toasted.

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youtube.com/watch?v=zfOPzC6Nsr8

yeah it crashed

Some burned up spaceship parts?

youtube.com/watch?v=obnc762ux3s&bpctr=1555319456

sounds like bullshit. that's extra rocket fuel and it doesn't achieve anything

>Beresheet
>Bear shit
Kek.

Berseheet = "Genesis"

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can't find any other articles on this either. it's bullshit
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Wouldn't doubt it. 16million never forget

well, they dumped the weight by removing secondary systems that lead to the crash, it would be hilarious if they did it for the sake of the plaque and the book

topkek. Shlomo does raise a valid point, it would require extra rocket fuel and therefore more shekels given the added weight of the holocaust testimony. Perhaps there was no holocaust testimony and this whole thing is a hoax.

good
there should be a holocaust museum in every country and every planet so people never forget let alone repeat the worst crime of history

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> sendin' muh torah to the moon
> moreover, after mankind has landed on it many times
apogee of bad taste and provincialism. typically jewish kitsch.

Its real. We are reminding the heavenly bodies about mub gorrilion now. This is honestly disrespectful to descendants of survivors at this point.

Remember the 16 trillion! Oy!

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Please let this be true
Every COUNTRY? Oy gevalt, the anti-semitism! Surely it must be one in every CITY!

>> moreover, after mankind has landed on it many times

nytimes.com/2019/04/11/science/israel-moon-landing-beresheet.html

Don't you start god damnit.

But senpai, it's failed

they are not even bringing it personally. just delivering. as if they blessed the moon with a precious specimen of their sandnigger wisdom. kek.

It's suggestive evidence for the natsoc German base on the moon.

God told 'em to fuck off

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shut the fuck up kike, you can't even do what america did 50 years ago

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>what Germans did 50 years ago
ftfy

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did you forget you essentially stole the spaceship from the commies?

even better

Lel

whatever you say shlomo

it already crashed. kikes are crying over it

It crashed and landed sideways. Its plaque was destroyed by the universe as the lie must die.

Jews are such cheap cocksuckers hahaha. Looks like cheapness screwed over Moshe in the end.

underrated

how do you know it was destroyed?
seems like wishful thinking.
its probably just fine, at worst its on its side
future settlers will stand it up and put it in its proper place

There are lots of articles that confirm this

Holy shit hahahaha. That would be the best/probably exactly what happened.

And it did crash because Jews cannot do anything proper on their own. The launching site and rocket were all american, the only thing for left for them was landing, using superior technology they weren't able of doing the same thing Americans did 52 years ago with computer power of a calculator.

Jews are trurly disgusting.

sorry bruh. we definitely didn't go to the moon.
youtube.com/watch?v=6zm7LfuDCu8

it's not the same thing actually. americans brought a man to the moon with a shuttle (and took it back), they were just sending a book with a mini-satellite.

Lmao, the aliens would probably book burn it while reading a copy of mein kampf that Elon put on Mars.

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