DAILY REMINDER THAT KEANU REEVES IS AN NRA SHILL

Keanu Reeves is an NRA propagandist and shill.

Nearly every movie he's made since Johnny Mnemonic has contained no legitimate content beyond pro-gun propaganda.

We're looking at gifs of "Keanu Being Awesome": shredding it at target practice, getting missed by a thousand bullets before turning a corner and slipping hahaso funny look he almost hurt himself, pumping up to get in shape for John Wick 3. And then there's a school shooting, or a mosque shooting, or a gay nightclub shooting. Suddenly, those posts are gone, and we're looking at Keanu eating a sad sammich in the park or doing yoga on the beach in Malibu or giving up his seat on a train: you know, ordinary things with no real content and which we all do, but isn't it cool bc Keanu. And then we forget about the shooting. Once we do, we're back to looking at his NRA agitprop.

(And I suppose it's a good thing for him, really, because -let's face it- Keanu Reeves is no thespian. We've seen Dangerous Liasions and Point Break and Dracula and he unquestionably does best in roles where there's zero dialogue and one emotion ("determined") and lots of cinematography focused on his physicality, like Matrix or Wick.)

We know the powerful ruling elite have billions of 'free float' money. We've seen the Panama Papers and the Paradise Papers and we're well aware of the well-documented hiding of tax-free, unaccounted for, unaccountable money. This is documented and not in question. We're also very aware that

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the NRA pays -flat out pays green money cash dollars- for promoting their pro-violence agenda. This is documented and not in question. There are no laws against their paying off a Hollywood powerhouse (or a pack of them) to enact their wants in the way there are rules in place against bribing politicians to do their bidding. (I mean, political bribery still happens, but it's not supposed to.) So to assume that Keanu is making his wealth on the paycheck written into his contracts alone is both ignorant and absurd. Of course the NRA offers big money for his making these films and of course he accepts it and of course it's all hidden. To assert that Keanu is in some way inoculated against this violence-mongering rather than being an active participant is to ostrich one's head in the sand.

Fuck Keanu Reeves and fuck Keanu Reeves' NRA bank account.

Guns are for sane white folks.

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Show flag, Israeli.

Reminder, the NRA has done nothing but compromise on our gun rights since it's inception.

low quality and homosexual thread

NYC so close enough but no not a yid

briefly checked those sources and not only are some of the numbers not closely related to the sizes represented on the graph, I'm pretty sure there's a false equivalence in the venn diagram of those stats user

also, way to miss the point guys

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sorry img was for you

...go on...

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If there were a darwin award for dumbest fucking thread I'd nominate yours

This is way gayer and more retarded than flat earth conspiracy.

even if this was true why is it bad? leftists have ton of anti-gun propaganda why cant the right do it also?

He’s a 50 year old man. He’s too old to care, and realistically no one’s taking the guns away from him. No one could bare seeing him sad all the time again.

No silly it's the Jews pushing gun violence in (((their))) movies to get goym to kill. Like how they got niggers to kill with (((their))) rap music.

Jow Forumsommando here, I'm not seeing a problem with any of this. KYS OP

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>I don't like big corporations
>but I also don't like citizens owning firearms and movies in which actors who that encourage citizens to own firearms star in
>anarchist meme flag from NYC
This has to shitty bait. 3/10 I'm not giving out a (you) for this bullshit.

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>Chad Jow Forumsomando
more like Jow Forumsummy eater

Wtf I love Keane Reeves even more now

Cry more about it you tranny

>posts on board about something that's agreed with generally here as if it's a negative
gr8 b8 m8

>anarchist
>wants more laws

What did he mean by this?

Fucking die commie cock sucker

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Based. I like him more now.

Why don't you create a government and do something about it then, anarchist.

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>NRA SHILL
what an insult.. gtfo you dumb fuck

Based Keanu.
Mossad did 9/11.

Good. More pro-gun propaganda.

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OP is retarted the symbolism of this scene is very clear, Keanau is anti gun

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I already liked Keanu far more than I liked the compromisers at the NRA, so I'm not sure what you're trying to convince me of with your wall of text.
Remember to sage all slide threads.

>hurrrrrrrrrrr muh NRA
people like guns because it's their god given right to self defense, the NRA is irrelevant.

Those are some fancy words for an arts major.

The position of the data points is the important part. the size of them represents state population which admittedly, is ignored in order to reach the desired conclusion. But! a population-weighted average is not how america works, as you learned with the recent election :P

here's a more dubious one you could have more fun discrediting.

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>Don't reply to shills

He didn't consent. The bullets had to stop.

Fucking based and gunpilled

Eat shit (((anarchist)))

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What? Did Keanu fuck your girlfriend, OP?

And, what's the "We" shit, nigger?
sage

The only thing the NRA is good for is it distracts rabid gun-grabbing dickriders. Keep whining about some shitty lobbying group while the rest of us exercise our right to self protection. Oh, and Keanu isn't hardly the worst person in Hollywood. Not by a damn sight.

It’s a advertisement for Gold
Now the stock market is at max capacity.
They know the economy is going to collapse the tell each other.
Buy Gold now

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what is with all the salt in here

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Fuck you commie guns are cool

go away I'm having fun here

Most heinous.

>Keanu Reeves is an NRA propagandist and shill
So he's /ourhapa/?

You shut your fucking mouth. Keanu is one of the nicest guys in the industry.

>anarchy
Again, why don't you create a government to enforce some regulations about this?

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>Keanu Reeves is an NRA propagandist

Please stop Keanu, everyone here already likes you

I think you mistook Jow Forums for reddit.

>anti Keanu thread

What us the point of this thread again?

Daily reminder that Ancoms are the most retarded people on the planet and are such worthless beta males that they fear inanimate objects

i was friendo with his papa one of the coolest people i ever mer

keanu fixes his own motocycles

sage anti gun threads

Keanu’s best role was probably in Devils Advocate

Fuck you faggot,i'm gonna go see the next John Wick, just to piss scum like you off.

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I heard he saved a family of kittens in a storm even though he thought nobody was watching.

Memflag shills,shilling against shills.
Wow

>hurr durr leftists aren’t leftists and the people who call themselves socialists aren’t socialists

>A thread died for this
This is a pro gun board and we don't give a flying fuck about Jewwood

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wtf i love keanu reeves now

>bribing politicians to do their bidding.
Okay, then show the paperwork. They're publicly funded and a 501c.3.
Oh wait, their maximum contribution given to most individual political campaigns is under $4k. They're not even ranked in the Top 50 for political contributions.
thehill.com/business-a-lobbying/business-a-lobbying/318177-lobbyings-top-50-whos-spending-big

Also
>Anarchist calling for more governmental regulation

>anarchist
>wants gun control

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Fuck off kike

DA EVUL NRA
even though it consists of millions of fucking individuals

see you in the civil war with your shitty mosin commie :)

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There were nogunz in Little Buddha and I thought it was a nice movie.

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He's just an actor who stars in action movies, dipshit. Guns are as vital to action movies as fancy wire-jumping moves are vital to kung-fu movies. And who gives two shits if the NRA is sponsing action movies? The members of NRA is probably the target audience anyway.
Sounds like you just don't want people to have a choice in owning firearms because it scares you, and you chose Keanu Reeves to be your boogeyman.

Do you understand what board you're posting on?