Imagine being a Christkike

Why would someone choose a virgin religion over a Chad religion?

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Imagine chosing dead gods over the Living God. Pagans are topcucks.

>reads books (lol nerd)
I chuckled

>Believes in a kike
ok retard

About anything is more manly than kikedom

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Imagine disrespecting Charles Martel or John III Sobieski just because you want to larp as a viking.

Odin was said to turn himself into a woman, go to hung men on the gallows, and suck the semen from their bodies to extract their power. Sorry user, but das kinda gay

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BASED
Thats a METAPHOR YOU FUCKING KIKE. He didn't actually drink the semen, it was a metaphore for the powers of nature

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That is actually false. Incorrect translation. Even if that were true, that's actually kinda alpha if you think about it. Literally castrating men and stealing their libido.

Pagans are all closet homos we know.

>Believes in .......
Good luck in death. Gonna be rough.

No they are not faggots are BANNED from paganism you fucking kike

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>Kike calling
>Actually Lutheran
You're the reason why pagans are generally seen as autistic dur hurs that have no real arguments
Interesting to know, thank you for the information, i'll refrain from using that point, still have to disagree and say consuming semen is pretty gay though.

>nude "model"
>coalburner
epic

Imagine throwing out thousands of years of Greco Roman civlization your g*rmanic ancestors willingly adopted because of its superiority to larp as a snownigger on benefits who can’t even wage war like a viking. Sad!

fuck you kike

How did they get banned?

whatever makes sleep at night, you delusional fuck.

Thor don't allow faggots and they get the bog treatment

lol @ willingly accepted.

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nigger scum your time will come

Learn to use google retard.

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>Imagine defending a dead religion with this much autistic fury
>Imagine seething this much
>Imagine

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why are abrahamics so keen on homosexuality and pedophilia can anyone give me a straight answer

this. God is King and Odin is fake. more proof for Christ existing than Odin kek

Paganism is alive don't forget to celebrate christmas (Yule) and saints (Gods) next time JEW

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because it's Jewish evil worship. Gluttony and degeneracy is loved when there is no concept of punishment.

you mean catholic church? one word: communism. Look up bella dodd

boy what a little Jew. Do you sell stereos at many times the market price? XD

Imagine worshipping a life-hating demon over the Lord, who sent his only Son to die for you. Shame, user. Repent, and find salvation in Christ. You will not find it in a building or a book.

odin was a seer and seers were fucking gay, so odin was a bifag atleast

The Vikings were notorious ass pirates though.