Loadout & Kit Thread

wait - it just hit me OP is having a giggle

Lube?
What the fuck are you trying to "load out"?

Its in my car and I am too lazy to take pictures of all the inards, but it has:
-7 bottles of water
-6 MREs
-Hunting knife
-utensil pocketknife
-firestarters
-550 cord
-med kits (everything from israeli bandages to isopropyl alcohol to morphine)
-AR7 (with 3 loaded magz, 200 rds 22LR)
-vodka
-water purification tablets
-water filter
-large plastic bags (storage and to keep shit dry)
-8'x15' tarp
-bungee cord
-duct tape
-glowsticks
-flashlight with spare batteries
-solar charger and adapter to charge said batteries
-hygene stuff
-spare socks and underwear
-hydration pouch
-canteen

Don't remember what else. Pic related is an old pic, didnt have the gun on it at the time

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Did the electric powered fan or the 12 packs of mountain dew give it away

An old Swiss bayonet and a pack of hagelslag in a plastic bag.

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The shitty Crossman 1077 rifle

>zero batteries
>tons of lube
Damn bro wtf is wrong with you?

Good. Now start teaming up with someone. You cant survive alone.

Too few fidget spinners. You can't properly bug out with just two. You're not even trying to prepare for the happening.

MFW I collect tones of military stuff (though, most of it is ww2 and older), and I play airsoft, but I don't have a bug out bag or even a get home bag...

I got a Mosin and a Kabar. I'll acquire more supplies on the battlefield

That's an excessive amount of knives.
And what the fuck would you be doing with that dai katana? It doesn't even look as if its full tang, much less that it could be used as anything but dead weight.
And finally, OP is obviously trolling with the fucking fidget spinners.

I always wondered who bought Mike & Ike

OP, that zero nutrition Mountain Dew is a massive mistake, considering the weight.

And a fan?

>he isn’t starting the collapse off like a battle royale and taking other people’s kits

mountain dew is a good choice because when your water goes bad the mountain dew will still be good

Plus it can be used to bathe and even culture several forms of weaponized fungus.

i love how nobody remarked at the fact neither of his guns are real,

This. Wtf, fucking newfags...

put your mom's boyfriend shit back before he comes home from work

>no water
>no water filters
enjoy your short ride

I did, a friend of mine has that shitty air rifle

>mountain dew, fidget spinners, lube, etc in a bugout bag

Here's your (you).

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>mountain dew
>mike and ikes
>beef jerky
>bug spray
>a fucking fan
>clothing detergent

what the hell are you even doing

breath mints? ??!!!

Buddy Christ Statuette

Oh and a fucking stud finder. That will be useful.

>assholeglide and mountain jew

sigh.
where the hell is your fleshlight?

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Are you pretending to be stupid

>israeli bandages

fags like you perpetuate the myth they invented this shit or something

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Its literally what they are called, quit sperging out over it

you don't have near enough rope, user. unfuck yourself.

fidget spinners

what a faggot

>Its literally what they are called, quit sperging out over it

No. No they are not, you no nothing faggot.
Compressed Bandages

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he's got lube. I think that tells us everything

It's for an American, 1 cord won't support his weight