Canada has literally never lost a war in its entire history

>young country
Look who's talking, a country which only exists because of the British and French. Were it not for them you'd still be a bunch of arabs kicking sand at each other, which is pretty much all you are now.

Iraq and Afghanistan have not been lost.

we never lost a war
>inb4 vietnam
we pulled out because of the hippies, and it wasn’t our war to begin with
if we had stayed the gooks would have gotten napalmed into oblivion

now that's a big ol' C O P E

Imagine losing to indians. I can't since we've never lost to a bunch of drunk indians.

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m8, us colony fuckers have never been the primary participants in a war, the brit bongs have always used us as bait or cannon fodder, we've never lost anything to war cause in all honesty we never had anything to lose in the first place. A frozen wasteland and a scorching wasteland is all we have, nobody wants out shit

Had Canadians been at Gallipoli it would have been taken in weeks. Unfortunately Australians just can't really seem to handle warfare too well, sad reality.

you would of melted in the heat snowman

...by literally never fighting one on their own. Great work.

Buddy, we did just fine in North Africa and Italy during WW2. Don't you have some fucking birds to lose to?

Wrong.

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Anyone who says the US "lost" vietnam must also say that the US "lost" the Korean war. They ended in literally the exact same way legally.

>ended the same way
>Korean War: relatively unchanged borders, effectively a stalemate, armistice signed
>Vietnam War: left the country because leftists were boo hooing, allowed the North to invade and reunify the country

exactly the same lmao
cope harder

t. literal retard with no knowledge of history whatsoever, pretty typical leaf education desu.

The US signed an identical treaty. The north merely invaded 18 months later and the US had no political will to enforce the treaty. It would be the same as if N. Korea invaded the South and the US just didn't care to do anything about it.

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and don't you have some bears to fuck?

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The peace accords didnnn't stipulate that an end to the war, it only really stipulated the main point of the removal of US forces and their allies from the country. In fact it wasn't even ratified, and for 2-years prior your country didn't engage in a single offensive military operations because of the absolute state of public perception of the war and dwindling combat troop morale.

Yes, you lost the way and had a perfect excuse to leave.

>we just didn't care afterwards bro
right

Canada lost the American Revolution. Get owned cuck.

that's because Canada doesn't even interfere in wars. The only reason your ass hasn't been pounded yet is because big daddy america makes sure the entire continent has no baddies.

If Canada was in Europe, you'd surrender faster than the french

Canada wasn't a country, so no, we didn't lose shit.

nice headcanon

It's true and you know it. Canada's incompetent and has never lost as big daddy america holds your shit stained hands through any confrontation you faggots accidentally wonder to

you've only been a country since 1982. stop taking credit for your betters' accomplishments

Wrong. Have been handling our own foreign affairs since WWI.

Why are we shilling this narrative now, fellow leafposters?

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>we beat the italians in north africa in WW2
Congrats, your military is at least on par with Senegal

>nobody wants our shit
China wants Australia's and Canada's real estate

We lost a war to our own liberal elites. Canada is dying,

letting in refugees and migrants since WWII, you mean?

>Italians in North Africa
Try the Afrika Korps. You know, the Expeditionary Force that totally annihilated you mutts as Kasserine Pass.

Because it triggers the fuck out of mutts like no tomorrow.

Says the 56% white "nation."

canada sucks

quit shilling, you piece of shit. Canada is being destroyed and you are gloating about our past greatness? What kind of mental incoherence is this?

*ahem* Gallipoli. *ahem*

Begone, leaf.

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Oh right, the campaign Canada wasn't involved in. Lmao.

memeflagfag

Lmao Newfoundland was in it, now cry.

You guys don't even fight. Your basedboy cucklord is turning your country into a liberal fairytail land.

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We literally have the best and strongest military force in the fucking word, you leaf. Blow it out your ass.

Okay retard

>Newfoundland
Which was a fucking British colony until the 40s.

Yet you still manage to lose military engagements.

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Whatever at least our country hasn't become a Britbong shithole

what did the war loser mean by this

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Vietnam was an excuse to kill commies. And that's fine by me.

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i remember being in history class learning about world war 2 and canada's contributions to it. the teacher was saying "yea so this is what we, canada, did in ww2"
it was weird because everyone in that class were immigrants or children of immigrants. that's not our history. that wasn't us. there was and is no "we."
stop posting this stupid thread. our military is pathetic and we have for the longest time been dependent on america.

>Yet you still manage to lose military engagements.
Fucking how?

Go back to whatever nigger country you slithered out of.

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That's what I'm wondering!

>war loser
What war have we lost, fuckhead?

Wrong. Everyone who fought against the Axis lost in highsight, so yeah, you did lose a war.

Your Newfoundland regiment was there.
The Turkroaches waxed their skiis.

im white and my parents came here in the 80s.

>Newfoundland regiment
which was a British colony you retarded basketball african

you need to go back to your nigger shithole country

Same here. We have the highest military presence in the fucking world.

I guess when you extend your greasy little grabbers across the globe you're bound to get slapped a couple of times.

Why is america in every single country? What do (((they))) want from this?

If you leafs are so confident, invade the US. See what happens.

Yeah, thought so. Now sit down and stfu. You are embarrassing yourself

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>mutt so angry that he forgot how to Jow Forums

winning a war

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What would we gain? a bunch of non-whites and mart sharters? no thanks. plus we'd be incapable of doing so.

still doesn't really negate the fact we've NEVER LOST A WAR, and the US HAS LOST SEVERAL WARS hahahahahhahaha

We slap them back, asshat

didn't you guys lose against the fucking french Canadian terrorists?

Oil

lmao what

>asshat
alright there reddit, clam down

I don't even have a reddit, faggot. Reddit is for gay ass basedboys who think they're the shit because they watch Rick and Morty. Jow Forums is for people who don't buttfuck niggers and actually know how the Internet fucking works.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/October_Crisis
They got what they wanted
>The events of October 1970 galvanized support against the use of violence in efforts to gain Quebec sovereignty and accelerated the movement towards electoral means of attaining greater autonomy and independence,[4]:256 including support for the sovereigntist Parti Québécois, which formed the provincial government in 1976.

They also killed your gov't man
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_Laporte

By all accounts they won.

get fucked leaf

fuck all leafposters

>The events of October 1970 galvanized support against the use of violence in efforts to gain Quebec sovereignty and accelerated the movement towards electoral means of attaining greater autonomy and independence
Is Quebec their own country? No. What a retarded fucking post.

uh huh

Remember this bro? kek

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Man, that .gif gave me a nice little chuckle.

Aint that what happened to America? Tried to invade Canada, then got BTFO'd?

Hon Hon Hon get fucked you assblasted you Canadian Sliime!
We killed your Deputy Minster and Now you have to write everything in French because of us, while we don't write jack Shit in English because you Anglo leaves disgust us.
Simplya admit that we are now your masters and zere is nothing you can do about it, honhonhon

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Canada has won all wars and can now bask in the great rewards of its civilizational achievements.

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Uh huh? Is that all you have to say, you leafposting faggot bitch? We would have drilled your asshole country if it weren't for environmental regulations, bitch. Nothing personel kiddo.

You fucking leafs don't even fight. Fuck off.

S E M I N O L E W A R

>he was a deranged frog all along

DRUMP BTFO

you sound angered

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Quebec_(1775)
Quebec has literally never lost a war in its entire history
>InB4 leaf defense force comes in to claim they didn't lose the October crisis

"Quebec" literally was btfo on the Plains of Abraham. I have to ask, how retarded are you exactly you dumb frog?

>Failed to revolt with the rest of British America
>Tried again in the 1800's, completely failed again
>Gained "sovereignty" in the 1980's, head of state is the Queen of England
>Official puppet to the UK
>Unofficial puppet to the US

>Canada
>Legitimate country
pick one

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>fail to revolt
This is that American education hard at work.

Fuck you leafposting bitch

Only Canada and Vietnam have beaten the USA

lmao what the burgers brought the revolution to Canada and you fucking syrupniggers acted like a bunch of deer in headlights, the American revolution took part in three places
13 colonies, Vermont, and Canada. Vermont joined the 13 colonies after they were successful, I'll let you guess which revolution failed.

Britain***

HAHAHAHA Canada literally is owned by America and has American nuclear missle bases in our country yet youre trying to take some type of high ground with CANADA?!?! LOOOLLLL blue pilled as they come

Vietnam was never at war with the burgers you dumb nigger, the burgers defended South Vietnam and then left, only after the 'mericans left did South Vietnam fall.
And no Canada has never beaten the US. It feels like C*nadians are trying to have some sort of pride over their people but they're s pathetic they have to fabricate everything.
this, idk why Canada isn't a part of burgerstan

There are zero nuclear bases in Canada.

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It's true, but if you're willing to show me we do that's fine. Go ahead.