Be American

white man? LMAO Mr Bean is brown as an indian, but if you call him white, we know you must be browner

>be white goy
>be replaced by black goy

>charlie gard

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So you don‘t have to pay for healthcare? Take a look at your monthly paycheck, and ask yourself why you have to pay up to fucking 70% of taxes to this piece of shit called government.

>Amerilard has no idea what a white person actually looks like

At this stage you're a parody of yourselves

It's 20% you bellend. Pretty low compared to most countries.

Yes goy! Guns bad. Alcohol good.

So just buy gun and steal beer you faggot

I appreciate your efforts Jew, but this is a topic about Americans, not white people.

Sorry Apu, but 18yo college students find a way to drink. It's not hard.
Nice try though. SAGE

>Canada seperates from shitty Europe before it becomes Egypt 2.0
>Sides with based America instead
>UK is still delusional and gets buttmad

my sides are in ORBIT

That‘s a jewish lie. But go ahead, believe it and remain a stupid nobody.

>Be Eurobro
>at party
>can't party because too young to drink
>guns are illegal so I don't have to worry about a shooting
>get stabbed by a muslim and then have acid poured on my face

>Be British
>Required to get a masturbation license

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Oi, you got a loicense for that meme?

LoL What's a lie? That I pay 20% tax? Or that it's low compared to France, Germany, Scandinavia etc?

>Be American
>Let kids have unrestricted access to blacked.com

we have shitty gun laws here but at least we can buy and drink beer when we are 16 years old

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finally a normal thread

>Be British
>gloat about free healthcare
>see their teeth
>mfw

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bong begone

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>I'm not allowed to defend my life, but at least I can get a head start on liver failure!

The 20%. I don‘t know the situation in britain to be honest, but in most countrys it‘s the case that you have to pay much more than the „official percentage“ in reality (due to inflation, social insurances etc. etc. )

yes.

You have to keep in mind that most American "men" had the almost half the skin on their penis ripped off without any anaesthetic when they were less than a few days old. They are broken slave-cattle from day one. Their root chakra is destroyed, their testosterone production is inhibited, their ability to feel sexual pleasure horribly diminished, and their brain damaged from the sheer amount of cortisol and stress hormones released during the torture. Can you imagine attempting to live a normal life after all that shit is done to you? Bullying them is akin to bullying a severely disabled child.

>Be Amerimutt
>Get arrested for drinking weak beer in public
>Allows Heroin junkies to shoot up in front of kids

Sauce pls

>Be British
>Don't discipline your children, let them get raped by tanned Britons instead

Well tax is 0% if you earn less than £10,000. Over that is 20%. Then it's 40% if you earn over £150,000.

gimme da sauce boss

>7 posts by this ID
holy cope

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>gets arrested for drinking weak beer in public
>he's never been to las vagas or Bourbon street
YIKES

HOLY SHIT. KEK

First ever Libyan flag I saw. What's going on in that hellhole?

we acces west media habibi

dont mind my fellow boludo. hes retarded af, he thinks everyone pays 60% of their income just like we do so Meliton that came from Bolivia can have free healthcare and education.

> Be from West Virginia
> Realize that Amerimutt is actually an upgrade
> Fuck me.