Suicide Methods

Best method? Can't use a gun because my country bans them.

I was thinking jumping in front of a train is probably the best.

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Fap to death?

Jump off a building

dont

That's not a fucking thing

Yeah true but I reckon a train will be much easier because it's much easier getting access to a train track than it is to trespass into a tall building and somehow get roof access

At least near me I think the train is easier. There are some tall buildings in the most local city to here but I think getting roof access in any of them would be difficult.

Fight your way to the top and have some fun before you jump off.

A bridge.

Do not fucking jump in front of a train. The damage you'll be doing to the poor train conductor who'll have to live with the sight and sound of you hitting it and him being powerless to stop it will fuck him up for years, if not his whole life. If you're determined to end it, do so in a way that won't cause irreparable damage to an innocent person.

Old age, OP
If you want to die you have nothing to lose, that means you also have nothing to fear. Try to have as much fun as you can until you die or something.

Do you think I give a shit? If society wants to stop that then why don't they give us easy ways to kill ourselves like guns?

lmao, pussy.

You don't know how to tie a fucking knot?

Lmao go fuck yourselves, if society wants to prevent "trauma" to train drivers then maybe they should let us have fucking guns

Just fall off a building, monoxide yourself, or hang yourself. Your shit country is shit. Bet if you get railed you'll still live to see your entrails pancaked.

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>shotgun to head takes 1.7 minutes to die
How?

>(min)
>minimum

retard

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Firstly, why would "min" mean "minimum" when we're explicitly talking about time?

And secondly, even if it DID mean minimum, then that means shotgun to the head takes 1.7 minutes minimum, which still doesn't make sense.

Unless you're trying to say those are SECONDS, but again, 1.7 seconds to die from a shotgun to the head? I would have thought it'd be instant. And 17.92 seconds to die from being hit by a train? Seems too long. 21.5 seconds to die from CO exposure? Seems too short. 116.25 seconds to die from overdose of illegal drugs (that's 2 mins) - that seems too short as well.

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Yes it's seconds, the standard unit of time.

This isn't a fucking movie, people don't instantly die getting hit by a train or a car crash, unless you put your head on the rail. Even then by your retarded logic, getting hit by a train takes 17 minutes to kill you.

That fact that some of these things can be too short is way its called a MINIMUM.

When I'm ready i think i'll do xanax and alcohol.

>shotgun to the head takes 1.7 seconds minimum
>shotgun to chest is somehow quicker
Just admit it, those times make no sense.

Thanks for the laugh

Aww, the best is to pack up, get your passport, and travel till you die.

No one asking about suicide on Jow Forums has ever actually killed themselves.

Tell us your story OP