What would you do?

If you touch it you might get aids

Ask her politely to move her hair.
What other thing is there to do?
Why is this a hard question for you?

It’s just plastic man, you smell their oily skin tho bleh

I would purposely throw up on her hair. No bullshit, would puke on that disgusting nigger hair.

He better have a licence for those dreadlocks...

Tell her her hair is covering your screen.

If she doesn't move it alert an attendant.

Ask it to take its hair back.
>Fuck you whiteboi!
Smash the cunt and get the next flight.

It's a shit test. Move her hair. She literally cannot do anything to you, you are in a crowded airplane. Quit being a pussy.

I would pretend to cough and sneeze all over their nappy hair.

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You're a coward, terrified of conflict, and you will remain the bitch of everyone you meet for the rest of your life.

axe her why she is appropriating white wymins hair color

People bitched and bitched about the cost of airfare and look where that has gotten us. Niggers everywhere on planes. The used to be relegated to the bus or they were actually respectable and had enough money to fly. Now? It's like greyhound with wings. Raise the damn prices back up, way up!

im surprised that dum fuckin whitey hick knew how to use a pohone

I wouldn't take a photo with my face in it. Racism can get you fired from your job.

Just ask her to move it
if she doesn't, get a flight attendant

ez pz

This

oh, i don't know. politely ask her to sit forward and keep her hair off my screen.

if that doesn't work, i'd just rat her out to a flight attendant to the airline can take the heat.

*snip snip*

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t. never dealt with niggers, lets alone neggresses.

Light it on fire

How dare someone have a different hairstyle I don't agree with, I hammer nails through 2 by 4's for a living, I know how people should act.

get a flight attendant to tell her (?) to get that shit on her side and sit back and watch the chimp out

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request for a cup of milk then proceed to let her hair soak in it for the duration of the flight.

looks familiar

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Just ask her to move it instead of being canadian?

open tray
insert head cords
close and lock tray

JUST MOVE HER HAIR. What are you afraid of? She's going to freak out and start doing dumb shit? OKAY, let her.

It does

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Long hair is for FAGGOTS

"sir, jesus had long hair"

No he didn't, he had a crew cut from Supercuts, barbed wire bicep tattoos and a lifted F-350

WE

This

knot tying is a good way to pass time

Not be a pussy and immediately tell “cousin it” to move their birds nest like a fucking man, instead of taking a faggoty passive aggressive picture to post online for online points.
Fucking FAGGOT
People like you are why society is shit, NOT these assholes.
You know better, you are just a pussy for not immediately demanding that bitch move her rented hair.

Taking this picture was racist. Its the gulags for you

calmly at the top of my lungs scream

"BIOTERRORISSSTT AIR MARSHALL GET DOWWWWWWNNNNNN"

Tie that rancid shit into a knot around an armrest, but do it in a way that makes it look like it just got caught

>open tray
>close and lock tray

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>People with long hair put it over the seat like that when they fly.

you are either a retard.

Yeah, I promise you I have way more experience with blacks than you do.
Great them white, till they act black. It's simple.
First step is to BE POLITE.
Most of the time that works, for blacks and whites.
You should get out more.

>She knows exactly what she's doing.
>This is a "fuck with whitey" test.

Crash the plane... With no Survivors!

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Underrated

Go back bow

Why do you assume this?

Do you make her wipe the glare away from all the grease?

Well, considering how annoying and distracting it is when someone niggles at your hair from behind (ever had an annoying friend sit behind you in the car as a kid?)
>niggle hair till they react
>"Oh sorry, I must have bumped your hair while I was trying to do X"
>rinse repeat until they get the point and retract their invasion from your allocated space

Get her to chimp out before take-off, so they escort her sheboon ass off the plane

because he's a coward IRL

No fly list

Make a scene, the louder the noise the more these monkeys seem to understand.

I would just alert an attendant and say you thought she was asleep.

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Post a picture of my self acting like a bitch on social media

reminds me of that webm of the 2 niggress fighting and her fake dreds are shooting all over the romo like snakes haha

but yeah OP, I would use a lighter then run and wait in the lavatory till the ensuing chaos passes. theres no cameras in planes so just light those wicks up and gap it

good luck

That's exactly what you should do, you shouldn't try reasoning with her because that's obviously a waste of times.

>If you take off those hair extensions will you die?

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Fat

/thread.

This is the correct answer.
While probably not the most immediately satisfying, this is the best path to causing her to chimpout and getting arrested.

Put out the table gently then close it on the hair, or dip the hair in your complimentary coffee

Ew it looks like a giant cuttlefish, or Cthulu

>scissors on a plane after 2001
yeah, sure

Excuse me, sir? Hair covers the screen

"Oh sorry"

Why the fuck are you beta, Jow Forums? Why the FUCK is this even a thread?

Set it on fire.
In reality I would lean over and go "your hair is in my space", and give them a chance to do the right thing. If they get lippy about it I'd flat out tell them to move it and if that fails contact the flight attendant. If they continue to be a prick about it I'd probably be a prick back and ruin everyone's flight because fuck that bitch.

Lean forward and whisper
“This is my fetish”
Start rubbing my thigh back and forth while occasionally making subtle inappropriate sounds

call the flight attendant and tell them to get the bitches hair out of my space

Based

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It would be very racist

Hijack , fly into fed

take a selfie and ...DO NOTHING...

Chewing gum is the worst thing to get off hair, so definitely don't do that.

The chair is against the wall
The chair is against the wall

John has a long mustache
John has a long mustache

Tell him to move his hair, if he did not I'd complain to the stewardess and let the nigger begin digging his own grave. I'm sure he'll act like an animal and be flung off the plane.

Throw that shit back over the chair. Probably start a fight but I dont care.

ask the hostess
she would be the proxy and have to deal with dumb nigger drama

Also a good answer.

Call the flight attendant duh

I actually know that guy. His name is Jim Stevens. I just emailed that photo to his employer. I don't think they would like having this racist working for them much longer.

You obviously don't live in the south east. Stand up for yourself faggot.

punch the face of the faggot taking the picture

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Well, you've got to be discreet

Went to my girlfriend's graduation ceremony. Some fatass pajeeta sat beside me and had her hair all over my velvet jacket. I asked her to please get her hair off of me and she got argumentative; told me that I'm sitting in her seat (apparently she sat there at some point like an hour prior to the ceremony I don't know, she was a dumb bitch). Tried arguing with me but moved it to her other shoulder eventually. 20 seconds later she moves it back to the original shoulder and I tell her I don't want to have to move it for her. Bitch was insane. Started spouting off that I was harassing her and that she's going to call the police. The pathetic onions boys behind me wouldn't even back me up to the event chaperones but nothing happened.

She also at some point texted her chubby Indian boyfriend to come defend her (she was the aggressor though) and the dude was pathetic. Couldn't even look me in the eyes. I guess he was embarrassed to be associated with her.

I guess she was extra butthurt because I was visibly disgusted by her and her nasty hair.

Fucking Indians. I guess niggers/nigresses must be pretty bad too, ameribros?

Underrated

Nigger

Winner.

they create a patina of funk around them at the gym
rendering entire areas uninhabitable

go back to the kids table idiot the adults are talking here

What is it with the nigger stench? I swear I can smell a nigger a block a way I even had a hygenic black friend and I could still smell it somewhat.

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I apparently somehow am immune to indian-stink. People tell me the university gym is a gas chamber but I never notice it

You kike. It's not about the style its about how the fucker has no respect and has all their hair draping down the back onto the guys space.