PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - KEEP ON TUCKING EDITION /ptg/

I like the way you think.

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No more wars!

Thinking about those pink sugar walls

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We're not
*sends PMCs and Special Forces*
involved
*helps Saudis refuel planes bombing kids*
in Yemen
*sells weapons that dont go for funding the wall*

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Hopefully soon enough to not make it an election issue. Rollin' for summertime heat stroke.

Selling things is good

Would like to know this.

Is this the type of involvement where American troops are sitting behind comfy desks waiting to be told to push a red button?

AWOO

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yeah... but, WHY?

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I have no problem selling sandniggers weapons that they won't maintain and will use to kill other sandniggers. That should be the extent of our involvement in that shithole if we aren't completely purging it.

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What wars? We're not at war. Congress hasn't declared any wars.

me on the right

>*sends PMCs and Special Forces*
proofs? are american boots on foreign soil for combat?

M I GA

>ywn get up inside heather's warmness during a cold winter night

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Are you really worried about muh brown babies?

Based and redpilled

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Here's the gift I mentioned. An Awoo for (You).

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>"MMMMMJEWJEW CUM!"

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>We're not *sends PMCs and Special Forces*
involved
>*helps Saudis refuel planes bombing kids*
in Yemen
>*sells weapons that dont go for funding the wall*
You posted the wrong kind of smiley face

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afaik there aren't any troops based there, though SF does do raids targeting specific jihadis

Lebs always are

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i have learned on good authority that she is in good health and on a vacation in the bahamas. her clerks say she's looking youthful and vigorous of late and now that she's recovered they don't have to write her opinions for her anymore- and that's a big relief.

just between you and me- i'm pretty sure the cuban poolboy is laying her out right now

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But Jow Forums always loved sandniggers, user. Didn't you know? Boy, you must be new here.

g'night niggers

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Frick awoo send heathers instead

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youtube.com/watch?v=2wy-W-pYlds

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Are you really worried about Saudi cum?

MAKE YOUR FAGGOT ASS BOSS GREAT AGAIN
THERE IS NO MOMENTUM HERE ITS SO FUCKING GAY AND LAME
MAGA IS CRINGEWORTHY

There was only one time when America was great and that was before 1861.

these fucking Heather posts make me sad
no cause i'm sad cause she's gone because of something else

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>Media Maters going after Controlled Opposition Joe is bad
as anti-drug as Carlson is, I would've thought he'd be a little sympathetic to a guy who promotes the drugs

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>in the last days in the battle of stalingrad, encircled german troops resorted to a simple defense of covering windows with fine nets so it would bounce back thrown grenades
>the soviets responded by attached fish hooks to their grenades
damn

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Tuck should go on Rogan

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lol

another day, another day of /ptg/ crying while trump gets nothing accomplished.

I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”

“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”

“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”

The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”

“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”

“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”

He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.”

“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”

I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.

“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.

“Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.

“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”

It didn’t seem like they did.

“Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.”

Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing.

I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.

“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled.

Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him.

“Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.

I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!”

He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.

“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”

“Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy.

“Because I was afraid.”

“Afraid?”

“Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”

I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.

“Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.”

He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.

answer the question: are american boots on the ground for combat purposes in the saudi/yemen war?

Is it kosher for Shabbat dinner to mix it with Christian baby's blood? Please, my rabbi will be here this weekend and I just need to know if I can pair Jew cum with the traditional Christian baby blood or if that violates the Torah? You seem like the guy to ask.

>why yes, Ginsburg is my favorite Supreme Court Justice. How could you tell?

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Kek, now this memeflag I'm sure is an Israeli, but he's not wrong here.

>little sympathetic
a little less *

I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.

“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.

“Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.

“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”

It didn’t seem like they did.

“Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.”

Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing.

I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.

“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled.

Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him.

“Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.

I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!”

He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.

“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”

“Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy.

“Because I was afraid.”

“Afraid?”

“Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”

I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.

“Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.”

He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.

>rogan
a semi retarded e-celeb with a low iq audience

ITS LITTERALY LIKE WORKING TO MAKE YOUR INCEL MANAGER GREAT

WHY?

Still a GIANT audience though

Heather was a gift

Rude
Funny

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I like tucker because he called trump out on his do-nothing shit which /ptg/ memory holed quite nicely.

>Help Saudis bomb kids
>Gives intelligence to bomb kids
>get contracted by Saudis to be PMCs to shoot kids
>REEEE NO WE'RE NOT AKSHUALLY IN YEMEN I LOVE SAUDI ARABIA!

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Wouldn't work; he gave up drinking and smoking, and has disdain for dude weeds

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Who's ready for the thread to be spammed for a week again!

Sean hates the Tucker outro into his show so much.

Tucker has never had In N' Out?

it's time for the BOOM

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>wake up
>go to big meeting today with a bunch of big wigs
>do a great job
>come home
>go to butcher shop
>get a small deli sandwich to eat immediately since I didn't eat at all today yet
>also at the butcher shop want to get lamb shoulder
>4.39/lbs
>if I buy the whole thing (about 10 lbs)
>can't just buy one or two chops
>if I buy just one or two chops it is $13 a pound
>$42 for it the whole lamb shoulder
>very nice butcher shop people
>get home
>start marinating some lamb shoulder
>the rest go in the freezer
>eat sandwich
>full, tired, nap. wake up, headache, not hungry
>want to grill the lamb shoulder
>but not even hungry
>suffering

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You can respect a man without respecting all of his life choices. Joe Rogan doesn't smear AJ and Milo as White Supremacists like everyone else does.

who?

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He's not missing much.

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too bad blumpf doesn't watch tucc

They're a paying customer and sandniggers are dying. Who cares?

>siren
>violating the NAP with noise
That's a good way to get shot, Lisowski.

>>the soviets responded by attached fish hooks to their grenades

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That didn't help 1% Yang.

THIS IS OFFICIALLY A NO FAGGOT ZONE

STARTING NOW

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this isn't your personal blog

>entire region is a ruined mess and send migrants to Europe forever
>w-who cares f-fucking Iran needs to get bombed too!

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WHAT I AM STARTING TO FIGURE OUT IS THAT PTG IS A ENERGY SUCK AND THAT IS PROLY
NOT THE ONLY THING THEY SUCK ON
NOIAMSAYIN

BASED AND BOOMERPILLED

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>that awkward trade off
Animal style burgers are good tho

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based and capslock pilled.

Europe didn't have to let them in. Most of those "migrants" have nothing to do with Syria in any case.

There will be more women like her, relax

...but who could relax when heather is so EXCITING?

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They sound like some hippie dippie vegan shit, famalam.

boom doesn't like to share

I'm sure the ratings for that event would be spectacular. The public really, really want to hear Democrats try to one-up each other on climate change.

We need you to do your best every day to fight for your rights and interests, user, so don't just be an armchair activist here. Be active locally and nationally in groups that help America.

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oh no no no no

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Wow you listed one of a fuckton countries the US funded Saudis to fuck up, congrats retard

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She ded already, fren. It's been known for a while.

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>i'll text you tonight
tucker no

do you have to post everything from yesterday again and agin

TRAIN

SAY YOU'RE PRAYERS

AND EAT YOUR VITAMINS

MY LITTLE HANNIMANIACS

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it's gonna be like that mosque near ground zero

Is that a muzzy dragon ?

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it's mustard fried burger patties

I want to he*dp*t that dragon loli.