How many toes does the messenger of Yahweh (pope) need to suck to make paganism a viable alternative?

Someone explain to me how toe-sucking isn't "real" Christianity, I need a good laugh.
>why dont you just respond to the fact that most christians do not respect the pope or his self-described power?

Whoops lol

didn't think i'd see a memeflag posting fashwave with a Joshua Graham from F:NV quote

fucking kek

>pagans
>THE STRONG PREVAIL LMAO WEAK CHRISTKEKS WILL DIE
>also pagans
>NOOOOOOO PLEASE DONT BURN THE MAGIC ODIN TREE PLEEEAAAASEEEE

BEGOME ORDODOX

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>ignores conservative christians to focus on the apostate romanists
I see what you did there.

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Why do you think the Pope is a representative of Christianity?
Fucking leafs.

No, user., allowing the Romanists to mass-produce and sell indulgences to "escape" Purgatory was.

Not like Christians were persecuted first under the Romans. Even with that paganism was too pathetic to hold onto the greatest empire on earth. In a matter of years the romans embraced Christianity over retarded paganism.

You pagan larpers seem to spend your time going on about the meekness of priests and the like, but you seem to forget the stupid pagans were all very easily slaughtered, because as it turns out the armies of christ weren't armed by priests.

Isn't it amazing how a religion based around warrior society created lesser fighters than one that preaches peace? That just shows how weak and retarded pagans are, truly sad.

>I dont actually want a debate, I just want to smear shit on the walls
As expected from a larpagan

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>The pope being the deliverer of God's word
>The pope having any relevance at all to God's word
Come on, man.

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>rome stands for 1000 years under paganism
>collapses under cuckstianity
really made me think... and I am not even a pagan. Paganism just lends itself to better societies hell even agnosticism is better than any abrahamic garbage.

How were all pagan societies wiped out or converted then lmao

Pagan larpers seething right now

>Europe nothing under paganism
>Europe dominates the world under Christianity
>hurr Christianity makes societies collapse

Aussies, go back to simple trolling. You're better at that.

>a viable alternative
Stop looking at the majority for validation when the majority of people is subhuman trash.

>What is the Eastern Roman Empire surviving for another few centuries as a center of Christendom
>What is the decline of Rome taking centuries to undo the work of centuries because the Romans had a system that didn't immediately collapse if a new religion appeared
Really not thinking this through, pagans

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>it wasn’t real Christianity
Oh god OP is right

Pope is a well know faggot and satanist.

It's literally not, though. We've known the Catholic Church was shitty since the Renaissance.

Im not sure im familiar with the passage where Jesus gives a commandment to suck toes. Of course, I'm sure this is a strawman as you cant find any real fault with Christianity. OP, are you there?

Catholics are actually based and the most pagan-european form of Christianity.
Varg actually made a video praising the catholic church for maintaining some pagan roots and he stated it's why catholic countries are still catholic and (((protestant))) countries are now mostly atheist.

Do you know the slightest fucking thing about Christianity?
I really have to ask because you pagans just seem to be lowering your intellectual standards with every passing week.

Du weißt sehr gut, dass die Protestanten sogar noch ätzender sind als die Negerfüßeküsser.

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Modern paganism is nothing more than a heresy of Christianity. The only reason it's gaining so much traction is because the moral authority of Christianity is at an all-time low and people are looking for an alternative. If the Church is able to undergo yet again more necessary reforms paganism will evaporate.

imagine worshiping marvel movies

basically this.
Become Orthodox
Purge the mainline Protestants
Purge the Novus Ordo and the Purple Mafia
And bam, whites will be out of this little jam we are in.

>Orthodox
close but no try again

Imagine worshipping rabbi Jeshua bar Joseph (Earth-616).

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I'm not in the fucking business of infighting. Orthodoxy is solid as fuck and if you don't like it you can kiss my ass.

Imagine believing this is paganism and actually worshipping a kike on a stick

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Only based post I've seen after browsing for 2 hours.
The Eastern Orthodox Church is the fastest growing Christian denomination for a reason. People are literally fleeing the Catholic Church in droves as well as Protties because the Orthodox Church is the only Church that upholds Christian values in the modern world.
Anti-homosexuality, anti-transgenderism, anti-degeneracy, pro-marriage, pro-nuclear family, pro-male only clergy, anti-jewish, etc.

The orthodox church shills for Islam in the west and is literally run by FSB in Russia. And it's still an immigrant religion, created by semites, originating in JUDEA, its leader an Aramaic speaking Rabbi who exclusively came to the lost sheep of the house of Israel.

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"Until Hagia Sophia is liberated from the minarets, the men of Europe will be men in name only."
Protestanism has done fuck all to preserve anything. In fact, Progessivism is pretty much a form of secular protestantism.

imagine wasting trips larping as a cum guzzing heathen

>implying Christ was Jewish

daily reminder christcucks wiped out other christians because they were unironically better christians than them
>kissed feet of strangers
>gave charity
>lived in poverty
>disrespected the pope as he lavished riches rather than god
funny how the church is the most hypocritical organisation in history so they had to wipe out more legitimate followers who followed the bible to an absolute tee

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albigensian_Crusade

>a viable alternative

The whole "kike on a stick" is just as much an npc move as "diversity is our strength" amongst mainstreamers.
Not an argument, something taken out of context that's easily disproven. Anyone who says that is instantly disregarded.

Not an argument Zog golem

He literally was, you absolute fucking retard

>Catharism
>believes in two gods

Yeah I'm sure that had nothing to do with them being literally heretical on a fundamental basis. Nothing at all.

no he is literally God, besides jews today have zero ties to jew of the old testament

HAHAHAAHA BUTTHURT AMERIJEW! AHAHAHAA! ENJOY YOUR ZOG! AND YOUR BASED JUDEO-CHRISTIAN VALUES! AND YOUR ZIBOOMER EVANGELIKEKS RUNNING YOUR CIA! HAHAHA!

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That picture makes a false equivalency, chrisitanity was spread by the Romans.
European architecture is largely christian influenced and in fact Europe united as christians before they did as whites, remember without christianity there would be no anti-semitic history in Europe, seriously.

Imagine conflating the terms "Jewish" and "Hebrew". Pagans are honestly the dumbest people on the planet and even when you call them out they smack you with a "no, u :)"

Yes this is what we needed, more infighting. When will you retards will understand that this is what the jews want ?

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Be gone 56%

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c*Tholics aren't Christian

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All of your statements are factually wrong. Not surprised at all, Zoglander

>Progessivism is pretty much a form of secular protestantism.
Yes. And what is protestantism but insisting that the bible is the truth? Nothing progressive degenerates are doing can't be justified with your book.

>implying you even had an argument to respond to

Paganism is perfect for Germans though, you both have some weird scat fetish.

You're not even good at shitposting, people are supposed to think you're serious.

But based protestants like Merkel and the evangelic Zionists certainly are!
>it wasn't real Christkikers this time
LÜL

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yikes he is confusing god with God. real cringe faggot

pope is the father of all pagans.

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I have never met one single fellow Christian on Jow Forums who would be opposed to working together with pagans. It's the pagan LARPers who are causing this divide.

>he hasn't read Matthew 1 that explains exactly how much of a jew rabbi Jeshua bar Joseph was
>he thinks the alleged fulfiller of a jewish prophecy that requires him to be a jew isn't a jew even though that would make him a fraud
Why are Am*ricans and other Am*ricanized trash like this?

Larppagans are jut so full of hate and shit that they cannot abide us. Look who always starts these threads.

no progressive prot believes the bible, they just use the 3 verses they know to guilt people

Butthurt Amerijuden. As usual. Scourge of the white race. Plague of Europe. Golem of the Jew. Since 150 years. A nation of rootless, cosmopolitan, greedy merchants. The black hole of all cultures, people and traditions.

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Because Christians are explicitly told to not hate heathens but feel sorrow that they are not accepting god

So who spread it then? And show me examples of anti-semitism done for non Christian reasons in the middle ages.
It was "christian" vs "jew" they didn't do it cuz jews aren't actually white lol.

>that's easily disproven.
Well, I guess you could argue that it's actually two sticks, not just one.

Weil Amerikaner degenerierter Menschenmüll sind. Und die Fremdsprachenbarriere hält unsere größten Idioten von hier fern. Das gleiche kann nicht von Amischweinen behauptet werden. :^)

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Not remotely true. You hate the sin, not the person. Christians hate heathenry, not heathens. Christians hate homosexuality, not homosexuals.

Now reverse that for pagans, whose entire "religion" is one big hissy fit over how they got eliminated millennia ago.

How many shekles did Schlomo give you to type these posts? Pretty devisive.

do you really think the jews today have any ties to the jews of the bible?

As a Catholic I'll say we've been infiltrated. It's hard to be devoted now. I have priest frens who hate where we're at. We're almost Swedish lesbian protestant bishops at this point.

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Looking at the degenerate qualities of the jews mentioned in the old testament that are in no way different to today? Absolutely.

>if you reject this Jewish messiah you are a Jew
>not us of course who are the hardest kike cock sucking, Jew war fighting, Israel creating, Europe destroying, with Bolshevism siding, Freemason run shithole of a world cancer of course
Seit Jahren der selbe Abfall von degenerierten Amischweinen. Öde. Langweilig.

People don't even become pagans for the right reasons. Ask any average pagan why he became a pagan and he's likely to say "muh ancestors".
First of all you become part of a religion because you believe in it, not because your ancestors believed in it.
Secondly, which ancestors? I can name my ancestors all the way back to 1440 and every single one was a Christian. Which ancestors are you talking about? The faceless nameless ones from 2,000 years ago? You have no clue who your ancestors are or what they believed, you're just LARPing.

>0Y
You could just easily disprove it then as you said. Instead all I'm seeing is kvetching, my spiritual semite friend.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bella_Dodd

you are aware as a loser pagan you just make yourself look worse since you took a hard L to us right? like are you allergic to winning against jews?

>europe destroying
The entirety of modern Europe was built by Christian men. The nations and countries white nationalists cling to and the cultures that were created are rooted in Christianity and Christian influence. Pagans were disorganized mud-hut living barbarians, Christians forged the modern world. Deal with it.

Depends on the value per toe sucked vs anus fisted.

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What you get with Orthodoxy
>Women are to be feminine, wear head scarfs in church (pretty and makes some of them look cute) as a sign of modesty
>Priests and monks have wizard beards. Great Schema monks are bad ass with totenkopfs and shit.
>Better cathedrals - statues aren't really a thing, but beautiful paintings and warhammer 40k tier grimdark is common
>Doesn't seem as silly with relics as Catholics are
>Doesn't deny tradition as protestants do - almost 2000 years old
>Byzantines were absolute badasses, made the imperial Aquila as a sign of union of the Church and the King.
>Militant and nationalist - parishes urge people to fight for their nation, king, and traditions in war.
>No pope, governed by a council.

No, they don't believe the bible. You are correct. The issue is that they are protestant in where they came from. Modern, protestant progressiveness came from Protestant's constant rebellion and schism. In Protestantism, there is no authority and if a protestant minister tries to call heresy on something, they look like an idiot because "solo scriptura" makes the official authority and interpreter of the bible YOU.
Honestly, this is where my conflict with Protestantism comes from. There is no authority in Protestantism.

>We're almost Swedish lesbian protestant bishops at this point.
This is why I don't want to convert to catholicism. That and the Mary veneration can get really weird and the pope is creepy.

Honestly when people point to the OT and say "JEWS WERE THE CHOSEN PEOPLE RESPECT THEM!!!!!!!!!!", I think they are missing on something. It seems as though God didn't chose the jews because they were special, but because they, like all humans, were fallen. The point was "Yeah, you are 'chosen' and look how degenerate you are". The jews were basically made an example of in all honesty.

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>YOU CHRISTIANS ARE FUCKING KIKE-WORSHIPPING ISRAEL-LOVING FAGGOTS THE JEWS CONTROL YOU
>*purposely divides the right on religious grounds when the opposite side wants nothing more than to work together*
ebic xD xD

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im not a prot i dont even think there is one on here right now.

cultural Christianity tied everyone together. Traditional family values meant we continued
threads have been unravelling in the west

>First of all you become part of a religion because you believe in it, not because your ancestors believed in it.
Get the fuck out. I watched the way thousands of fucking retard christkikes converted right here on Jow Forums, people making threads asking fucking inane questions like
>"hey Jow Forums I've decided I believe in god now which mainstream religion is the most based?? I'm thinkin christianity bros, deus vult! xD"
and the final decision is based on little more than popularity.

Mainstream religions are the fast food of spirituality.

Should we work together with muslims? They're rightwing too.

The Roman empire was destroyed by the Jewish sect called Christkikery from within. The Christkike USA Eisenhower called his war against pagan National Socialism CRUSADE IN EUROPE. Now the Christkike churches, their NGOs, their politicians are AGAIN flooding Europe with Arabs and Africans and Jews.

Stay retarded, stay dumb, stay a nigger and for Odin's sake: fucking DIE already, you race traitor of race traitors. The IQ of the white race globally will sky rocket with the (((USA))) out of the picture.

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0, he needs to just be himself fo a day and speak at least once.

What is it? How does it differ from Catholicism, evangelicals or any of the hundred other types of churches? Why convert to orthodox over these?

Christkike purposely, dedicatedly and passionately fight a war, almost a religious war against the right in all of Europe. Christkikery is a scourge on Europe. It is now, it has always been. And it is the greatest enabler of ZOG on the entire planet. NO. CONTEST.

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Notice how this lie keeps getting blown the fuck out from multiple angles, yet the pagan still clings to it and repeats it, ad-nauseum, in increasingly incoherent rage and confusion.

*in spite of
Fixed

yeah and your paganism/atheism is really edgy and are going to make the win and :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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