Alright bros, I have found a way to troll on Tinder without getting banned.
Opening line would be GoT spoilers from the FrikiDoctor leaks.
[spoiler] Tyrion betrays Dany and Jon and is executed in the Dragon Pit. He recites the Rains of Castamere to Jon as the Golden Company attacks Winterfell while the dead attack it from the other side. Battle of Winterfell takes up eps 3-4, most side-characters die. Jaime also dies in the battle. All Dragons die. Dany gives birth during the battle of King's landing, Cersi blows up the city (possibly with Tyrions help, hence the treason but that's not fully confirmed). A red haired female character dies, so probably Sansa. Arya kills Cersei in the ruins of King's Landing. Arya also falls in love with Gendry, who becomes lord of dragon stone. Jon and Dany get a happy Disney0esque ending [/spoiler]
Make a Chad Tinder. Way better than redpills, plus it drives away Thots from the app
Oliver Ross
Sounds good. Have a bump.
Levi Price
Alright I’ll make a Chad Tinder too and shall commence
Andrew Green
And we shall start with FrikiDoctor leaks on the final season of Game of Thrones. If we get enough anons on it, might actually get Tinder to go full Draconian
all tinder users should be gassed. i don't care how cute they are. die in the fires. die in the fires.
Anthony Baker
>Jon and Dany get a happy Disneyesque ending lol, no, the entire premiere set up the inevitable 'Dany almost gets everyone killed in some petty bullshit and Jon has to kill her' scene
Evan Hernandez
Kek. This is brilliant. You'll probably get a few matches who swipe right just to bitch at you for spoiling it.
Thomas Morris
As in, set the spoiler as your actual bio
Gavin Clark
No one reads bios though. Thus having a Chad tinder and then using that as an opener works
Michael Wilson
Frikidoctor is a reliable source tho
Eli Williams
Be sure to use with your ultrachadfish accounts
Connor Diaz
I hope she doesn’t get a happy ending. I’ve hated that cunt since the beginning
Isaac Martinez
I think doing this would cause Tinder to change policy... ergo limit or input algos that flag messages. Thus making any mention of media unavailable/flagged. Ergo, Tinder censors so much people won’t use it
Fuck this would've been SICK to watch. I hate that blonde cunt
Ian Williams
Bump
Ethan Williams
Thanks
James Murphy
She doesn't deserve a happy ending for the very reason Sam points out in the premiere - Jon was willing to give up his power, his crown, and his life to do the right thing and protect the realms of men. Dany would never be willing to do the same.
Jon sits on the Iron Throne at the end because he alone has earned power, but never sought it.
Benjamin Morales
>Jon is executed >Jon and Dany get a happy ending
Blake Hill
>english isn't your first language subject of the sentence is TYRION TYRION betrays dany and Jon and [TYRION] is executed.
Evan Green
Yep
Ethan Johnson
Bump
Kayden Wilson
Thanks
Alexander Brooks
bump
Caleb Wood
You guys want Avengers spoilers instead?
Jackson Hill
Women dont actually care about avenger shit. It needs sex incest and rape to get women attention
Carter Allen
Bump
Carson Jenkins
Why tho?
Colton Perry
Except the only leak friki gave was the tyrion betrayal trial at the dragon pit. everything else is speculation or bullshit, he did leak the outline to first episode of season 8 before hbo shut him down but no guarantees anything else is legit.
Carter Reyes
Dissuade thots from tinder
Cooper Reyes
Has he ever released false information?
Jacob Foster
no way that shit is real
Jonathan Lopez
he doesn't give leaks he gives information ex: nikolaj didn't show up on set after episode 4, must be dead gendry dressed up fansy, must be legitimized and made new head of house baratheon
Lincoln Bell
I love it. You're doing God's work user. Bump.
Jaxon Flores
No way Tyrion sides with his sister that's retarded.
Isaac Morales
German translation for you germfags:
>Tyrion betruegt Daenerys und Jon und wird deswegen in der Drachengrube exekutiert. Dabei rezitiert er "Regen von Castamere" waehrend die Goldene Kompanie Winterfell angreift, und die WW von der anderen Seite. Dabei sterben die meisten Nebenrollen, Jamie, und die Drachen. Daeneris gebaert waehrend der Schlacht um Koenigsmund. Cersei jagt die Stadt in die Luft mithilfe Tyrions Verrat. Sansa stirbt. Arya killt Cersei in den Ruinen von Koenigsmund und verliebt sich in Gendry. Jon und Dany haben Happy End.
Replace the Umlauts yourself to fit in 500 Characters. If you can improve it to make it better/shorter: Go for it.
