ALBERTA JUST ELECTED A MAJORITY CONSERVATIVE GOVERNMENT

>0 lib

What is going on in Alberta..People must really hate Trudeau.

IT'S GONNA HAPPEN

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>Getting excited about civnats

The absolute state of this place

Jason Kenney is actually Randy, the drunk male prostitute, full-time cheeseburger walrus and assistant trailer park supervisor.

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i believed you

feel free to fuck off

NOOOOOOO ALBERTA PARTY FAILED NOW I'LL NEVER GET MY PIPELINE TO ALASKA

Time to invest in oil

And? I listened to Scheer speak one time and it was him saying he is a pro-choice feminist.

They’ve been known to do that
Nobody knows why they voted NDP last time, nobody, not even Albertans
Alerts is our Texas, but without the Mexicans

Nah this is provincial, liberals have never really had footing inn Alberta. Even then, NDP only got voted out of spite since Conservatives were starting to act like they were untouchable.

Pic related

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muslims instead of mexicans

You have no idea.

Is it a (((conservative))) government or a conservative government?

I can tell you why I, a card-carrying conservative since the age of 16, voted NDP last time. The conservative party had become apathetic and entitled and were doing NOTHING to improve the economy. Before they were kicked out, they had burned through a $10B rainy day fund with absolutely nothing to show for it.

Alberta is inbred. It'll be funny if they actually voted for independence when they have no coastline

this is the one place in the world where it would be a legit conservative govt

who cares. hopefully it'll loosen gun laws so we can have a civil war.

btw this is satire

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did you forget to drop the Jow Forums humour pasta in this thread?

I only surf Jow Forums when something interesting is going on desu

Still not as based as Quebec with their bill 21

Is this good or bad

WHY HOLY SHIT? WE FUCKING TAKING OVER THE WORLD DEATH TO LIBSHITS!!!!!

ME AND MY WIFE VOTED UCP IN ALBERTA GIT ER DONE!!!!!

Quebec still gets cucked by canada so its not as based

Was this in reaction to Trudeau?

It was a given. Alberta is a weird place though, very trashy and filled with Christians and proisrael ppl.

To celebrate this occasion im gonna get liquored up and drive my pickup truck I can barely afford into a ditch

KYS

Okay, so now Alberta gets a bunch of zionist cocksuckers in office. It's all so tiresome just take the blackpill already

it's what rowsdower would do

Impeach or whatever you cock guzzling corrupt prime minister next.

No the place is a fucking sewer full of hicks.

i was going to wish you the best and say how right you were then i realized it was satire haha

How do you think I feel? I have to deal with these inbreds every fucking day. As driver's they are fucking homicidal.

how is this news worthy ?I tougth alberta being conservative was like water being wet. Call me when Ontario become conservative than ill wake up , going back to sleep.

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>independence
That's a funny way to spell "statehood."

>it was satire haha
;) it's satire

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>conservative
>canadia
So he's for white bulls then?

>first Ontario, now Alberta
Libshits on suicide watch

user...

Times are changing really fast, shame you haven't been paying any attention

You guys are like negative 100 balls. So now you are like -95.

Soon.

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i like it.

I second that notion

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How so? They still gotta go through ottawa. Unless a separatist movement Im unaware of is gaining steam.

Leaffag here. Hoping the national parliament makes the right move and votes Bernier this election. That way the Justin Castro is Pinochet'd out of Parliment.
This election tells me Trudeau's fucked.

You steers are alright if you stay south.

We all knew that was coming. The NDP have to win an election cycle every generation so everyone remembers why they hate them and vote them out again.

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Im happy

We need to take BC too, this triggers my map autism with the ugly borders.

Who knows. They say this after every election

i like this better

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Fuck you

We could either be communist or free so fuck off

when you say "conservative" are you being a faggot OP and mean "conservacvck" or are you not being a faggot OP and mean "Canadian nationalist"

They already flipped. Ford nation

Thats fine. Id like to get a gun easily

UCP is going to cave to Scheer, there will be no secession

throw in AK, WA, OR, ID and MT west of the I-15 and that's a nation to be reckoned with after Vancouver Seattle and Portland are cleansed.

The inbred migrants are the worst, they'll merge right into you without signaling

Someone I voted for actually won my bois :’)

He means cuckservative. There is no nationalist party/movement/scene in canada at all whatsoever

>come and take it
>canadian flag
Fren I thought you couldn't buy guns in canada
I am certainly a retarded burger either way but was pretty sure on this

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Who?

>give away the most fertile landscape in the country to feather niggers

that's disappointing. Alberta is an amazing city, or at least it was when I was there 10 years ago.

That’s not a gun user it’s a syrup extractor.

We have stores you can buy guns like Canadian tire, cabelas and specialty shops. Same as America- just not as readily available.

We have some of the best hunting too!!

Anything is possible in Clown World user, don't say never.

That's really dumb. Why are leafs like that. Only a leaf would say something like this.

Trudeau on suicide watch

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us red neck leafs are crazy like that GIT R DUN

how conservative is the conservative party? I hear it's like electing a centrist lefty in the states. Sad!

It’s an Alberta joke user.

Republican lite. Our conservative politicians aren't usually religious nut jobs like yours.

They should be. We’re one of the only four or five places on earth with late term abortions. It has to end.

The NDP tears are endless.

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UCP is a bit more based on the gay shit than the federal Prog-Cons at least.

Not gonna solve our reason to use the Oil sands, Persians and Saudi sandniggers fucked us by flooding the market with oil. I really hate our currency disparity with the US.

THICCCCC'eh

UCP party is grossly incompetent. As someone who actually works in the oil industry in Alberta Notley did a good job in adding value added production and pushing for pipelines. The only thing Kenney has to his resume with the fed conseratives is failing to build a pipeline and introducing a tfw program that drove down wages.

just lol @ anyone cheering this.

Monarchist system we have ensures that all parties are the same when it comes to israel, eu, nato, saudis, china, oil (pro) and russia, palestine (against).
Everything else is just a distraction.

fucking kill your self that is all lies.

prohibited weapons in canada:
-handgun with a barrel 4 inches or less
-handgun that uses 25 or 32 caliber rounds
-rifle or shotgun that you modified YOURSELF to be less than 26 inches
-taser, bear mace, nunchucks, brass knuckles, etc (basically weapons for natives)
>now for the disappointing ones
-anything fully automatic
certain designated models like ak-47, uzi, spas-12, famas, mp5, tommy gun, and more. Basically call of duty guns

I voted for the albeta independent party. Screw the rest of them. Will read the paper tomorrow to see who won.

Lets see who gets to fuck up albera this time.

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The NDP are losers but Kenney is a massive cuck who is completely incompetent. Pick your poison.