AUS/POL POLITICS EDITION

Bill Shorten started the election campaign as an unbeatable candidate. But in recent days, his air of invincibility has started to fade.
unv.is/news.com.au/national/federal-election/cracks-starting-to-show-in-shorten-campaign/news-story/71fe789ec05703236c232e6e9fe1b8d0

The prime minister expects a Queensland MP will accept the findings of a review of his expenses, after charging taxpayers $3000 for flights.
unv.is/news.com.au/national/breaking-news/christensen-refers-own-expenses-for-review/news-story/424fa3bce1f88648a840754bb7ffeb3c

Environment trumps economy as voters' top concern ahead of election
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2019-04-17/vote-compass-election-most-important-issues/11003192?section=politics

‘Damaging our public reputation’: Australia Post sacks whistleblower who filmed dangerous driving
unv.is/news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/damaging-our-public-reputation-australia-post-sacks-whistleblower-who-filmed-dangerous-driving/news-story/ea85377348f7fca481b87835ede2e34f

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youtube.com/watch?v=_VU9DjQpvMQ
jobs.unimelb.edu.au/caw/en/job/899592/lecturersenior-lecturer-female-applicants-only
archive.is/hPwbF
youtube.com/watch?v=Oh0MvwkXlBg
news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/teens-fleeing-store-after-stealing-mobile-phone-push-elderly-woman-to-the-ground-fracturing-her-pelvis/news-story/94d5250cdb1fdfbcb48339b23248a0f9
conservativenationalparty.org/
twitter.com/fraser_anning/status/1118429600655138816
youtube.com/watch?v=pprS8XPdEHI&feature=youtu.be
youtube.com/watch?v=tmf3D9kUHBc
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Daily reminder that Fraser “a final solution for the nigger pollution” Anning is based as fuck.

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>fuck off we're fu--

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Fuller than yer mums dirty bum when tyrone and his mates pay her a visit

WHO ADELAIDE

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Alri cunts
youtube.com/watch?v=_VU9DjQpvMQ

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God I get jelly when I see this guy and Salvini

What ISPs haven’t blocked Jow Forums on 4G?

None, you’re fucked mate. Enjoy the detox

bless his little heart, he is all of us

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Daily reminder in Australia, women are in control:
LECTURER/SENIOR LECTURER - FEMALE APPLICANTS ONLY
jobs.unimelb.edu.au/caw/en/job/899592/lecturersenior-lecturer-female-applicants-only

Have a penis, TOO BAD!
To make things worse, this is the department for hiring:
Division/Faculty: Melbourne School of Engineering
Department/School: School of Electrical, Mechanical and Infrastructure Engineering

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Have a qt Salvini kiss

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FFS.

Australian children are trapped in Syria and the government must bring them home
archive.is/hPwbF

Fuck these muzrats off. Anning 2019.

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But I thought Australia is a multicultural country views diversity as strength.

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lad needs to Slip! Slop! Slap!

Technically it's not a block, it's DNS hijack/pollution.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Oh0MvwkXlBg

Is there a way to get around it on mobile?

VISA DENIED

Yes of course you nog

How?

leet haxor skillz
>t. zero cool

>news polls show shorten winning
>they let him speak
>appeal plummets

lmao

>tfw the liberal candidate for the HoR in my electorate is a pajeet

Working with women is like working in the most toxic environment on earth.

A C C E L E R A T E

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1.1.1.1 app. Or change DNS settings on phone. Ask Jow Forums.

CAN CONFIRM

THIS. DO IT FAGGOT

Thinking about volunteering for SFFP, they had bretty big gainz in my area.

Mate, got any wallabys to spare?

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Coming to grips with Honkler is the only cure for doomers.
Heil Honkler.

Not easy if the device is on 4G mobile network, have to install third party app like DNS Changer, etc. or using VPN entirely.
Jow Forums always heavily banning Australian IP address because of shitposting, most of Aussie anons using their mobile phones keep shitting on this board then turn on/off airplane mode to change IP address.

Only Jesus can save this county at this point

Solid statement.

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No.
Can send you a stingray if that helps.

Fuck it.
I'll have to go to Tasmania myself.
Gotta know what it tastes like.

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>1.1.1.1 app
Thanks, this worked.

lmao the nog problem has reached sydney
>Teens have fractured an elderly woman’s pelvis while fleeing from a store in southwest Sydney after stealing a mobile phone.

news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/teens-fleeing-store-after-stealing-mobile-phone-push-elderly-woman-to-the-ground-fracturing-her-pelvis/news-story/94d5250cdb1fdfbcb48339b23248a0f9

see the one minute mark for the old chook getting bowled over

lmao

You fucking cunt, you can't eat wallabies. Roos you can eat, but never wallabies.

kanga tastes best my mrs is frying it up right now

dumb women, like in retail, can be a horror
smart ones in skilled office work usually aren't too bad

who here getting JUSTed right now?

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>skilled office work
From my experience they all have penis envy, hate anything men do and continually find fault. They bitch about men, they bitch about each other, they expect time off to pick up the fucking sproglets while the men have to do their work. They expect part time work to look after the sproglets which again the men end up having to pick up. Working women get the fucking gas.

Why not?

Be careful when you use third-party app, you never know how (((they))) will handle your DNS queries, and that app is not open source.
Anyway, (((they))) have already known everything about (You).

Not enough meat on them. It's like comparing quail to chicken.

News you may have missed.
>Upstanding aussie homo DJ arrested in US for attempted child abduction.

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Absolute JUSTED

BOOMERS MUST BE REMOVED

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im talking fairly high skilled work
nerdy, mousy types, they just stfu and do their job, they have almost no personality so are unable to really speak much
otherwise yeah, fuckin snipey cunts

Idk I've seen some pretty fat cunt wallabies around my place.

Niggers in a nutshell.

pedos all have a certain look i swear you could use facial recognition to locate all of them or ones that are high risk

You are mostly getting tricked by the pedo facial hair. Although there probs is something to criminal head shapes.

I only see them in Kanangra NP and the local NP and the're not fat at all.

News from Clown World.
>Barry Humphries has name stripped from comedy festival award.
The man who played a tranny for laughs gets crucified for his anti tranny comments.

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Reminder that all AUS/POL OP's should shill anning. Link to his website, and remind everyone to vote liberals, labor and greens last preference (in that order)

conservativenationalparty.org/

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I'm rural QLD, don't want to specify where but I see them every day and they look chub as fuck. Never taken one but seems like it must have a lot more meat than a rabbit for not much more butcher work and something that breeds like a fucking rabbit.

Barry Humphries wouldn't give a fuck about those cunts, but you can bet they'll be in his act somewhere from now on.....

i think it's something about their eyes
the way their face rests
and the way they smile

Petition to make all cathedrals Christian and Muslim friendly.

Love triumphs over hate

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Never had kanga, the dog loves it but I can't come at the smell.

It's a combination of predatory yet gentle, like an evil Mr Rogers. It's the eyes mainly. Non-pedo fags tend to have a certain look around the mouth. They look predatory plus vulnerable eg Tom Hardy.

>work in a factory
>only 2 or 3 women on the floor, all in stores/logistics and not that bad
>a few women in the offices (engineers, HR etc.)
>only have to interact with the female engineers when we need to discuss the current project and they're fairly good
>otherwise its just a bunch of blokes
Not a bad setup, I can;t imagine working in an office full of them

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Anning just posted this on his Facebook

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And his twitter just now:

twitter.com/fraser_anning/status/1118429600655138816

>Humphries has lost the ability to read the room
ie he chooses not to keep up with political fashions fast enough for her liking.

How can I not vote for such a sick cunt?

...dds headshotting AR-waving spray&pray'ers with wood stocked bolt actions.

What are his odds of actually being elected?

>have a penis, too bad
just put on a dress and youll be fine. its melbourne

Yep. Full.

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Mate of mine got a Kar98k recently, in 8mm mauser. I'm jelly af.

Pretty good senpai, lots of QLD cunts are real fucked off and love the mad lad.

Fuck Seppos, you mised it.
Poofter Pedo grabs kid.
Runs off.
>perfect CC legendary headshot opportunity
Oh. Califaggistan.
Explains why he tried it.

Yeah but unlike transpoofters Bazza only dresses in drag to be a deliberate joke.

I'm getting a "silent majority" feel from him. Not "majority" in the literal sense, but I think he is still going to have a fuck ton of votes, and people are going to be surprised when the election results come out. Still another month or so to keep shilling him too.

If I ever find the time for a small vacation in Australia and to buy animals, I'll start breeding the wallabys and eat them myself, the family and the dogs, selling the rest as overpriced delicacy.
As far as I know it's almost like keeping big bunnies.

Just look at the chubby, thick fellow from pic related, yummy!
Imagine the smell!

With a bit of mushrooms and parsley, mmmmmmhhhhh...

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FMD.
>bigcall goodcall
Even 50+% of Boomers will vote for that.
They might not admit it in polling, but in a secretballot they can be as racist AF.

youtube.com/watch?v=pprS8XPdEHI&feature=youtu.be

ThreAD THEEME

That's not a wallaby though, it's a forest floor woombagong

Hell yeah dude

>Liverpool Police are investigating the incident. They’ve released CCTV footage of a group of people who they believe may be able to assist with inquiries.
>Anybody with information about the incident has been advised to contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000.

Meanwhile the news blurs the faces.

Tastes just as good.

>Yeah but unlike transpoofters Bazza only dresses in drag to be a deliberate joke.
They thought he was "their queer"
Joke was on them all along.
Yep.
California is the yank equivalent of "everything south of the Tweed is lost"

One Nation are down to 5%. I pick their loss will be his gain.

Daily reminder that auspol’s official party is the Australian Conservatives.

>One Nation are down to 5%. I pick their loss will be his gain.
Wonder if Pauline is still thinking a muzzie on the team was a good idea .

do men even go to pozbourne uni for engineering shit? iirc there's better places to go for that

at least they are honest about it
at my uni they only hire women but don't admit it

Anning will get at least 5% in qld.

Haha you idiot a forest floor woombagong isn't real and you didn't eat anything so now you starve

>im talking fairly high skilled work
>nerdy, mousy types, they just stfu and do their job, they have almost no personality so are unable to really speak much
those are asians, lad

Chinks are awful employees. Not as bad as Indians but bad. They have no ability to think creatively.

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=tmf3D9kUHBc

that's why they're all accountants and shit

> "everything south of the Tweed is lost"
If Queenslanders were any further up their own arses they'd invert completely.

I hope he gets a seat because it’d be a major “fuck you” to the typical pandering politicians everywhere else.
Unfortunately I think he knows he’s got no chance and is just shitposting while he can.
Fingers crossed I’m wrong; it’d be funny as fuck to see him in the senate for a full term.

>t. Butthurt vicfag

QLD and some of NT is literally the only liveable part of the country.

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