Name one thing that feels better than fucking pussy

Jerking off.

Justice.

accomplishing something really significant in your life.

apparently fucking GRIDS riddled ass since fags do it so god damned much

heroin

My right hand when I fap to anime

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M8 what the fuck haha

DOIN YA MOM DOIN DOIN YA MOM YA KNOW IM STRAIGHT DOIN YA MOM

I would gladly army crawl naked through ten miles of broken glass just for the opportunity to lick her asshole

Heroin

Having a daughter.

Watching ALF at 4AM

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That's not a pussy lol thats a trap who folded his ballsack to look like a pussy ya'll gay as fuck

Intelligence, moral superiority and this

love

Are you trying to be oldfag but new?

The satisfaction of ending a human life and looking at your blood soaked hands and just knowing you were born for this.

you're a mad lad, user!

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>homeless guy's toothless mouth
>homeless guy
>guy
Implying toothless vagrant tranny head isn't best head... Ya ain't ever gotten head until its been given by someone who views sucking cock as one of their only defining features.

getting a female to make eye contact with you for more than 2 seconds and not want to throw up

cumming in pussy

Toothless crackhead mouth and butthole. All for a lil rock. Vancity baby WOO!!

based and toothlesspilled

Winning the lottery.

degenerate porn posters get the rope

hello friend here is another orgasm.

Defiling your daughters

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My God, I think your right, you can see where his balls attach right Bellow his/it's asshole

Think she has anal warts op

and ways of earning income in the most inclusive country in the world.

when you learn how to masturbate with just 3 fingertips (and you must have foreskin)

Be rich, simply being rich is an enjoyment

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>fucking pussy
On weed

We call that an old gum massage

This. Can definitely confirm.

Eating a really good burrito

Taking a big shit

Holding your first born son

Knowing that a woman is yours and you are hers.

Actually quite a lot is better than just sex alone, divorced of greater meaning.

>she

Getting your asshole fucked.

hawt

Wicked

loving wife and childern
looking at you dad, him knowing that he will be a grandfather, that our legacy will carryon

counting a million dollars that belong all to you?

Fucking pussy that doesn't look like a baby's vagene.

making 100k in one day on real estate speculation

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*fucking

Making your parents proud.

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Keep being a shit board.

Being repeatedly told no when asking to fuck pussy. Oh wait...

I would lick her so hard she would get pregnant from my saliva

>Bamboozled!

Looking THAT close. Then knowing the difference.
Ill try "WHATS REALLY GAY " for $1,000.00 Alex.

How the fuck do you get anal warts.

Killing goblins.

reaching Nirvana

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Ya gotta be an anus witch m8

Fucking a girl on the day she becomes legal and taking he vplates is the best sex you can ever have

Getting (you)s is intelligence and moral superiority.

toilets

>Fucking a homeless guy's toothless mouth
On weed

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being a morally upright human being

This. No joke. Heroin is better. Took me six month to go clean, and five years later I’d still choose a prick over a pussy.

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>Live in country with rapidly again population
>Rising inflation low investment returns
>Get BJ's from toothless grannies in Vancity for 20 an hr
>Prostitution is legal in Vancity
Made millions off real estate now im buying ass at bargain basement prices. Thanks to boomers and chinese money. God I love this country.

never change, aus

*highfive*

A shower huh

Ah, the infamous "velvet job"

I’ve never felt a vagina before. So I can’t answer that question

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A gummy is always the best

based

Purging all of your enemies and achieving ultimate victory

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fuck yeah dude, btw checked

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Fucking a girl the day before I became illegal and she was 16 and a virgin.

can someone PLEASE give me the fucking sauce

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based

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>No one says getting your dick sucked
Pol full of virgins confirmed

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Watching your child be born.

Ohh hell ya know fool me ya know fool lol lol wat was the day you got caught up on your own good man

Fucking an onahole.

THE LOVE OF GODS EMBRACE

Shooting a kike and watching him die slowly.

Reminder that pre-2016, this thread would have died with 0 replies. Fuck all you newfags

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God Berserk is just edgy garbage

Asian boipussy

Watching capitalism collapse into a sea of blood

knowing that i will be even more valuable in 20 years, and it won't.

This
Solving a difficult problem is my fave

Great now I must try it those digits are too strong

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