It's official, women have identified capeshit fags as the epitome of undateable numales

look, he posted it again

Took them long enough
Maybe this will slightly improve my prospects

Dont fuck with my cargo shorts.

Nothing. Mutts have just been cucked on the cargopill.

Fuck fashion, I still wear them because they are functional as fuck. Especially if you conceal carry

Yes, American men must now carry purses

She's right but probably isn't a virgin so is just as bad.

Arguably the worst part of "nu-nerd" culture is that they lack the intellectual factor of the older generation of nerds (born in 50's-70's)
They are just brain dead drones who buy into any franchise that will strengthen their claim of being a nerd, which for ((some reason)) is desirable now.

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Nothing

Are we all the same person?

Cargo shorts are the best. Those extra pockets are fucking useful.

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You can still wear a them if you are a construction worker or on a safari.

thats how you find out youre on the wrong side, hans

I don’t see how someone could have so little self respect to make the video that he made. How is working a 9 to 5 more degrading than whatever the fuck he just did

But you can put a lot of things in them!

have sex looser

Ahem?

She's flying over to 'meet' (fuck) him.

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S o y . . .

We know what women like. The problem is they define it by pointing out all the things they don't like.

Or go shooting, do you know how helpful it is to have giant pockets to pick up and store hot brass in?

>"Its difficult to hold back the tears"
I would have reacted the same as him

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Ok now that I think about it, it's not the shorts, it's me,
I use the extra pockets for my wallet, weed/portable weed accessories, phone, yoyo, vape and juice.

Yeah yeah crucify me.
But you all leave the god damn shorts out of this.

What's this obsession with hating cargo shorts? I mean I don't wear them but wtf is wrong with them? A lot better than those ankle high jeans these faggots are wearing nowadays.

>ewwww comic book loving nerds!!!
>w-wait I like them too see tee-hee pay attention to me!
>ewwww comic book loving nerds!!!

Please god tell me videogames are next hobby for these whores to vacate.

>(((for some reason)))

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you can safely ignore the opinions of anyone named ashley

Oh Germany...

Because in American you are only cool if you wear gym shorts, pull them halfway down for added coolness. Then top it off with a XXXL shirt that goes down to your knees

This is literally only because he’s ugly. There are a ton tattooed hipster normies that are Star Wars “nerds”. My brothers girlfriend has two starwars tattoos and is a casual fan at best it’s just a pop culture icon.

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Is that the show where they say "bazinga" and everyone thinks it's funny instead of calling the guy a retarded faggot?

You're on the wrong side of history yet again, kraut.

Ashley St. Clare is fairly based. I like her somewhat.

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The very sight of it makes me nauseous.

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he's acting, nobody is really like that

*sips tea*
>is op, dare I say it, our guy?
>look at this outrageous tweet guys
>what do you think of Star Whores? Redpilled?
>look at this reddit post guys
>It doesn't wo-
>furries are cool
>thinks his guns will protect him from drone strikes
*Hides flag*
>look at this crazy tweet guys
>How can Jow Forums even compete?
>You mad white boy?
>drumfkins
>take this jewish DNA test goys
>Jow Forums BTFO
>not all jews
>well?
*sips tea*
>Look at this qt jew
>gays are people
>defend this poor shitskin
>POWERFUL
>Can I get a quick rundown guys?
>random nigger porn
>what did he mean by this

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Stupid bitch. If I didn't have cargo shorts, I'd have to carry a fucking purse. I have two young kids. Any involved father knows cargoes are a necessity.

where is the video edit already

Lol, no. She wants to talk to him. She wants to be his friend. He’ll never get laid.

Vape? Faggot. Go suck a muffler.

Race mixing kikes.

This guy has a girlfriend

What's your excuse

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I love my cargo shorts. I wear them whenever I can. It’s the purse for men.

Faggot. No he doesn’t. He’s in a hotel room with two beds. He ain’t fucking.

>No he doesn’t.
Yeah he does, she appears on his videos

Imagine being an incel while THIS guy gets pussy

test

I never really tried

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Feels good to be a weeb boys

Not a damn thing Hans, not a damn thing

>they're deeply out of fashion
Listen to yourself, just like a woman. Men wear cargo shorts because they have loose, easy-access pockets to carry my multi-tool, cigs, just a shitload of things really. Women care about trends and form of things, a preference for functionality is the defining trait in male dress habits.

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Theres is literally nothing wrong with cargo shorts

>undateable
He's literally married to a woman who is, comparatively speaking, better looking than him.

you fags do realize she's right wing right? see the name
how is it "degrading" holy fuck. cringy yes but degrading take your head out of your fucking ass
what do they like? big strong alpha men like user? ;)
b-b-ut it doesnt count

>me and the lads hanging out in our cargo shorts

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He is married you mutt she might not be genuine but her response is much more positive and counterbalances the blackpill fuck wamens argument

It's just one of those things. I can't explain why men shouldn't wear them, but they shouldn't. At least over here, they're viewed similarly to jean shorts. The sort of stuff 60 year old boomers wear while riding their rascal scooters in walmart, and incredibly uncool for anyone else to don.

It's all pretty arbitrary though. For example, nice shorts would be chino shorts like what all the fratboys wear, but they're effectively just cargo shorts without the side pockets.

>Please god tell me videogames are next hobby for these whores to vacate.
You are 10 years late

If you aren't carrying, you're doing it wrong!

Jumping Jehosaphat, how can they all stand there and it not occur to them how conformist they are? Do they suspect that some of their decisions are directed from outside of themselves?

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>how is it degrading to be moved to tears by a corporate children’s product and put it on the internet

Wew

I love cargo pants. Never know what you need to have stowed away

Every single feminist on the planet would let those 5 guys DP the shit out of them.

lol.. This is called generalization. I have a full shelf of D.C comics right next to me and have fucked lots of girls in this very room. Don't be stupid kids. If you're a hairless milk skinned soft palmed faggot. Ya, no woman is gonna want to be near you. Grow up and you can do/like what ever you want

cargo pants are comfy and practical and i dont need some whore telling me what to wear. why have women become such shallow undateable obsessive cunts?

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They make you look like an overgrown child. Cargo are the pants equivalent of crocs

obviously a german had to ask this

Thots can’t appreciate that sometimes you need big pockets. Like what if you’re in the woods and stumble upon a patch of mushrooms?

How come it's always the uggos who never learn how to use makeup and/or volumize their hair?

I mean, Jesus Christ, if you have a large forehead or high hairline, YOU DON'T DOUBLE DOWN ON IT BY PULLING YOUR HAIR BACK!

The native American is giving the cameraman the finger for some reason.

Cargo shorts are great. They look rugged too. Perfect for traveling or camping/hiking

>children's product
They're marxist programming products for ALL ages now.

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Ja. Cargo shorts are chad tier.
Let's you carry gunz `n mags `n stuff.
Male purse around your junk.

True. I think the problem is that beta faggots and try hard losers also wear cargo shorts as well so it discredits them

>take ecstasy
>watch star wars trailer
>get internet famous and probably make a bunch of money
this guy is living the dream

>all of these SEETHING cargolets absolutely ASSBLASTED by a single tweet

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The character wore her hair back, it's for the costume. Some people snap with their middle fingers user, look at what everyone else is doing.

the dude is just excited whats your issue whats the big fucking deal not everyone has such a faggantic ego that they cant enjoy stuff

Yeah okay but he's married.

She has some math homework he can do.

>official

it was always like this, although these newgen "movie buffs" are insufferable

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They were always the epitome of undateables you god damn retard.

when I was in high school in the late '90s, cargo shorts were considered fashionable "skater" wear.
But within a few years they were considered tacky and ugly.

Imagine the smell.

>cargo shorts

I guess the kids are all wearing the fancy shorts with a built in dildo. Personally, I'd much rather wear cargo shorts.

>Like what if you’re in the woods and stumble upon a patch of mushrooms?

My man

I just watched the video. I've seen vids like that, but this guy's literally crying over a fucking movie trailer.

That is what mental instability looks like.

I'm shy

Betas tend to wear them.
It doesn't matter though, how you look depends on your face and body. Get fit and you can rock cargo shorts any day.

Cargo shorts have always been ugly. They're built for utility, not fashion. It's the same principal with camo print clothes. If you're hiking, camping, doing manual labor or hunting then camo and cargo is fine. Otherwise, DON'T DO IT.

>Reeeeee i don't care what people think! It's comfortable!
But it's ugly. People will always judge you on your appearance. You can cry all you want, but that's the fact.

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This is bullshit tho. I've always seen capshit fans with girlfriend or wives. The creature in OP's Pic has a woman.

>The character wore her hair back, it's for the costume.
Still though. For someone with a large forehead and/or high hairline, that is just the most unappealing look there is. They should pick something that doesn't double down on their flaws. It's like a fat guy wearing spandex, it's just awful.
>Some people snap with their middle fingers user, look at what everyone else is doing.
Gotcha.

Absolutely nothing. They are the White man's shorts.

Who are we kidding, thots don’t go shrooming. Any woman who will go mushrooming into the forest with you’s a keeper in my book.

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She thinks she's interesting because she talks about politics all day.