NO FAP BRITAIN

The entire United Kingdom will go no-fap from July 15th this year. Expect productivity to increase over 200% this summer.

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Can't say I disapprove, actually.

I don't look at porn though. They are more obssessed with porn than I ever will be. Ironic.

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>Expect rape to increase over 200% this summer.
FTFY

>Expect rape to increase over 200% this summer.
It's a bad time to be a sheep in Wales.

wait I thought it took effect April 1st?

>wait I thought it took effect April 1st?
It has been delayed several times. Probably there was a delay in printing all those wanking licenses.

I thought UK was bluepilled though?

what could be more bluepilled than bootlicking?

Dicklicking

>what could be more bluepilled than bootlicking?
Can you please talk to some of your friends and politely ask them to stop producing so much porn? That would be awesome.

I’m a Welshman, don’t arouse me Anglo

>muh degenerate jewish subversive pornography! how can I possibly live without it????? >:-(
maybe start improving yourself and get a real woman

phwoaarr look at 'er

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>maybe start improving yourself and get a real woman
Why should men struggle every day to improve themselves, if women aren't lifting a finger to do the same?

I have to say, user, I'm not really into ruminants that much, but that one does have a VERY attractive arse.

biology bitch, are you gonna cry about it like some feminist?

An interesting observation.
And social experiment.

Based I hope we would get a porn ban too.

>whine whine bitch bitch
do something about it then you crybaby

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

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didn't read, now stop being a loser

>didn't read, now stop being a loser
Learn to speak proper Estonian, your barbarian

Watching brain rotting porn made by filthy kikes.

based

OK don't, keep watching Jew porn. Have a nice life.

>haven't watched porn or fapped for 6 days
>feel fucking great and sleeping better
This is a good thing.

I strongly feel that the USA should criminalize the production of porn.
Why?
Because I'm 100% certain you'll see jews kvetch and women complain. When that happens YOU KNOW YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK

most porn is made by americans and slavs famalam

>I strongly feel that the USA should criminalize the production of porn.
Very difficult under the US Constitution. You'd have to tax it out of existence or something.

Ouch!
Stop rotting your brains by watching porn.

>Stop rotting your brains by watching porn.
Stop rotting your vocal chords by speaking ugly dialects of Estonian.

The Constitution doesn't protect pornography production.

Sounds like a trial run to censor the internet. Nothing new.

>The Constitution doesn't protect pornography production.
Great, so make it a criminal offence. You'll be doing us all a favour.

You looking forward to your government-mandated chastity cage too, Nigel?

Judging by your reactions, I think I hit the nail on the head here. Stop watching porn.
ps. FYI finnish language is not a dialect of estonian language, they both are from the same protolanguage

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>You looking forward to your government-mandated chastity cage too, Nigel?
You speak as though the porn ban is a bad thing, you traitorous Yankee

Anyone know a good porn hosting site? I want to make thousands of porn sites and track how long it takes the government to find them and block them all.

>Stop watching porn.
>ps. FYI finnish language is not a dialect of estonian language, they both are from the same protolanguage
Pull the other one, mate. Finnish Estonian is basically Ebonics English.

>Needing 300 different licenses
How big are the wallets in the UK?

>Needing 300 different licenses
>How big are the wallets in the UK?
Only degenerates and low-IQ people watch TV. We can think of the British TV licence as some kind of degeneracy tax.

It'll take them forever. In the UK they implemented a torrent site block. Years later a handful have been blocked and the blocks are easy to bypass anyway (so easy infact that by default most sites will now redirect you to the bypass automatically if you are from the UK).

What's actually porn though? You're getting into a whole dangerous area here with your moralizing nofap pseudoscience bullshit, like a christcuck version of "everyone who disagrees with me is hitler". Britbongistan is literally only doing this to further spy on and invade the lives of its citizenry and rent seek shekels from them.

It probably is tbqh, not that you care, right muhammad?

As a degenerate zoomer, I can confirm that most people my age found porn prior to 13. We are a generation who had innocence stripped from us, and i for one support the culling of debauchery

>Britbongistan is literally only doing this to further spy on and invade the lives of its citizenry and rent seek shekels from them.
Not quite true. The government (both the current Tory one, and the previous Labour one) has a significant faction of people who think that banning things left, right and centre is the best way to effect change on society. It's just a standard part of the the British political landscape.

so, Jow Forums will be banned too then?

>so, Jow Forums will be banned too then?
Not at the moment. Western governments usually don't ban their own glow-in-the-dark honeypots.

>It's just a standard part of the the British political landscape
Living in a gulag where the nanny state protects you from politically expressing, defending, or sexually satisfying yourself lmao? Yikes senpai

Imagine being so cucked you buy a porn license instead of using proxy.

>What's actually porn though?
"I know it when I see it"
>3. The test for obscenity is "whether to the average person, applying contemporary community standards, the dominant theme of the material taken as a whole appeals to prurient interest." Roth v. United States, 354 U.S. 476 . Pp. 191-195.

When are they gonna
implement a licence to breathe?

>Living in a gulag where the nanny state protects you from politically expressing, defending, or sexually satisfying yourself lmao? Yikes senpai
Welcome to Britain, fren!
>Imagine being so cucked you buy a porn license instead of using proxy.
Exactly 0 people are going to buy one of these porn licences. Except for the high-level trolls, of course.

>go into local Paki shop
>"Good afternoon, my good man. I'd like a packet of cigarettes, a copy of the Times newspaper and a wanking license please"
>A what license...?
>A wanking license. You know, a license to have a wank
>Ummm... what?
>Repeat five minutes later in next Paki shop

Yes. Our government is largely inept and their solution to many problems is to ban things.

The bans don't do anything (gun crime higher after gun bans, knife crime higher after knife bans and so on) but it makes politicians look like they are working despite putting in minimal effort.
Tackling problems is difficult, banning something is easy. So they ban lots of things.

>Jow Forums once again showing their just big government useful idiots

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they're*

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