How the fuck do I deal with

Get a fucking grip. You're not the only person in the world who's single. I was a virgin up until my current gf and I wasn't bitching about it constantly on the internet.

Lift and go to church.

You need to find something to care about more than vagina.

You are probably too boring to have a gf. Go become not boring

>implying this gets you girls

ONE. Fuck off with your dancing classes shit I'd rather learn how to sew a fuckin shirt

>excellent place to meet women
>literally get paired up with a women in class
>free ice breaker
>teaches a skill that women like
>guarantee that she will be paying attention to you instead of fucking around on her phone
>hurr durr dance class dumb
>me have better chance sitting inside on internet all day

Also gay

Women like gay shit you idiot.

In friendzone

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You are actually fucked if your attitude is this shitty dude lmao

Reality check: this isn't the 50's or 70's: young people are statistically dating and having sex less than ever before, and the hyperbolization of the risk of rape/violence by the obsessive focus in the media and ever widening definition of what constitutes them makes women paranoid and threatened by men. Women don't go on dates with guys they don't know. The days of Sally Q. Randomchick giving you a shot at taking her to the drive-in because it'll be fun are over.

If you want a gf, engage in a community to get to know people as friends, and hope you find one. Stop obsessing over having a gf. You don't need one to be happy, and getting one won't suddenly fix all the things that make you miserable.

If you're not being honest and what you ACTUALLY want is pussy, hire a prostitute.

women are basically gay men in women body so yes they like gay shit. dancing dates women love that and ive banged girls off dancing dates. they like flowers and stuff too

Holy shit, this OP is an absolute faggot.

If I ever saw you IRL, I'd shank you, pussy.

Go ask out some girls.

You don't need a gf, focus on yourself and progress in life. Girls will come and go.
If you refuse to improve yourself as a person than good luck doing anything

Playing an instrument, and drawing is a shitty advice. I do both (since I was a toddler) but guess what? I'm 20 now and I never ever got a girlfriend because of these.

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The problem is the quest for the girlfriend must always be secondary. Tertiary. Hell, push it from your mind entirely. It's not that 'you won't' or 'you can't,' the problem is just that girls never want to be the object of the search. Coyness, ego, whatever, they don't want to be the only reason you're keeping them around and seeing them. They have to be secondary first. Do you get me?

In order for them to want to be the focus of your attention, there must be a sufficient time where they are not. That does not mean they do not or never have it; it means that your attention is on other things at most times and when you are visiting them early on, whether in chat or in person, it is because you have the spare time and not because you are interested in doing so.

You have to create a commodity out of your attention. In no world can you succeed where your supply of attention to give outweighs the demand. You must achieve a point where demand outweighs the supply-- even if that is filtering attention strained through a trickling drip, to one person every so often or once in a blue moon.
It's as simple as that-- by no means easy, sure, but simple. If your giving of attention outweighs the demand, you have failed. Create the demand, then supply the attention.

>stupid meme
you mean actual solutions like finding a hobbies that brings out the best of your personality? Because that is how its done.

It works, stop being an edgy Little nigger and listen to actually good advice

Make some platonic friendships with girls
I'm serious, being able to have a casual convo with a girl is the most rewarding shit ever. There's no commitment, and no need to impress anyone. It's usually much easier to forgive friends if you mess something up/say the wrong thing, etc rather than a SO.

As you begin making friends with girls, take note of the ones who seem excited in stuff that's similar to what you get excited about. What's important is that you guys can do the same thing together, but you both are there because you genuinely enjoy 1.) the activity 2.) the presence of each other

Also, it dawned on me the other day that "maybe women just aren't aware that I'm looking to date." Especially if you're not online dating, there's no way to really know if you're looking for someone unless you're verbal about it.

why did you capitalize the L? lol

>implying being desperate and putting pussy on a pedestal gets you girls

Lmao where did I imply that

Fuck wait I meant to make that first post reply to

The point of the advice isn't to get you a fucking gf, it's to give you shit to focus on and be good at. I didn't learn guitar to hook up with thots, I learned because I enjoy playing. Women liking guys that can do those things is just a bonus.

If you love yourself be single

>Make some platonic friendships with girls
Literally impossible.

Why?
>inb4 some incel rant about the inferiority of women

How can you expect to have a gf if you can't even maintain a friendship with one?

Nobody does dancing lessons except for old people and married couples
I don't know why people bring up this boomer-tier advice as though 99% of people don't get together through social gatherings like parties, or through mutual friends. Why would you suggest jumping through these stupid hoops that nobody actually does

It beats complaining online about
>tfw no gf

Being fat and lazy and not having any spiritual center make you basically a thot woman.

prostitutes
duh

I don't expect anything. They don't like me and that's just an observation.

Then what's there to cope with? What's there to complain about? If you don't expect a gf then why are you bitching in this thread?

latent bisexuality unironically

if you work on getting comfortable and happy with yourself then girls will want to be around you and give you a chance