A lot of men sit down to pee

Matthew Brown
Matthew Brown

Have you taken the peepeepill yet, Jow Forums? Sitting down to pee is all the rage these days.

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Angel Campbell
Angel Campbell

Figures that the average reddit user can't even pee standing up.

Me? I always pee standing up.
Even in the dark, using only audio feedback to adjust aim.

Dominic Martin
Dominic Martin

So you turn the light on and clean up every time you miss? I never got peeing in the dark.

Ryder Reyes
Ryder Reyes

not being hung enough to pee standing without hands

Jordan Collins
Jordan Collins

Sitting down to pee is redpilled

Brody Stewart
Brody Stewart

EDIT: thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Lucas Long
Lucas Long

once again, reddit has outclassed you faggots completely. what does it feel like to be pathological losers, /Pol?

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Evan Miller
Evan Miller

Women here have been yakking about that for decades, yeah. I ignore that. Male anatomy is not made for pissing from a sitting position.

Hudson Cruz
Hudson Cruz

sitting to poop
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

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Matthew Martinez
Matthew Martinez

Personally, I'm paranoid about my dick dangling too close to the toilet water.

Alexander Reed
Alexander Reed

I mean, if I just jerked off and I'm afraid my stream will fork, then sure, I'll sit down to pee.
Otherwise, there's basically no reason to sit down unless you're exceedingly fat or a onionsgoy

Noah Mitchell
Noah Mitchell

free excuse to sit and relax for a minute
waste a little more time from class, work, etc.
browse Jow Forums for a bit with both hands in a position that wouldnt submerge your phone if dropped

Come on lads.
Whats wrong with sit pee

Kayden Bennett
Kayden Bennett

Me? I piss in the sink.

Isaac Robinson
Isaac Robinson

I always go for the second one in this pic. I'm not some kind of ninny.

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Anthony Thompson
Anthony Thompson

Why does this gross me out more than a /b/ gore thread

Oliver Edwards
Oliver Edwards

based

Jose Howard
Jose Howard

I always stand to pee. I’ll usually start the stream and slowly back up and see how far I can get without missing the bowl. It’s always fun when you back up several feet and the stream starts dying down. Gotta love the small things in life

Andrew Powell
Andrew Powell

Based & red pilled

Joseph Powell
Joseph Powell

Sitzen pinkeln? I do it all the fucking time.

Mason Jackson
Mason Jackson

flag
Yeah, of course you do.

Juan Edwards
Juan Edwards

Who could possibly be behind this?

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Mason Stewart
Mason Stewart

Hmmm

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Thomas Fisher
Thomas Fisher

I haven’t the slightest idea

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Owen Bennett
Owen Bennett

Can't easily make a foreskin piss balloon while sitting

Xavier Jones
Xavier Jones

fagpilled

Noah Butler
Noah Butler

If you sit down to pee it is probably because your dick is so small you don’t have to deal with it touching the inside of the toilet bowl.

Asher Harris
Asher Harris

People who hate sitting down to pee also wear shoes in their home and socks to bed. Sitting down to pee is objectively cleaner. I hate cleaning piss stains off the toilet seat or under it. It is objectively impossible to pee into a toilet without getting any splash back pee or toilet water on the seat. Urinals in public I’ll spray wherever; it’s not my home. Take some pride in your home you filthy fucks.

Cooper Thompson
Cooper Thompson

I used to sit down to pee until I read it's bad for your prostate or something.

James Phillips
James Phillips

I tried to find it but I distinctly remember an article from 2015 about women complaining that men pee too loudly because it spurred (image related)
Also, apart of what makes a satisfying piss is the thunderous deluge that you know echos through the halls.

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Brody Sullivan
Brody Sullivan

based, peeing while standing up sends droplets of piss everywhere, it's nigger tier
why don't you shit in your hand and throw it in the toilet from the doorway while you're at it, deshawn ?

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Jaxson Perry
Jaxson Perry

men
on reddit
whatever you say

Adam Bailey
Adam Bailey

It takes more effort to sit down I can whip it out faster standing up

Jose Lee
Jose Lee

URINALS *clap* ARE *clap* SEXIST

Ayden Scott
Ayden Scott

It is the opposite tho. Standing puts pressure on your prostate.
I never learned as a kid to stand and pee, so I sit.

Benjamin Ortiz
Benjamin Ortiz

that pic
i'm dying

Joseph Davis
Joseph Davis

Can't easily make a foreskin piss balloon while sitting
9/11 Americans won't understand this.

Josiah Williams
Josiah Williams

Opposite actually. menshealth.com.au/peeing-sitting-down-is-good-for-the-prostate

Julian Long
Julian Long

apart of what makes a satisfying piss is the thunderous deluge that you know echos through the halls.

agree i love making noises while i pee like "Ouaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh"

Brayden Turner
Brayden Turner

I piss standing. Sometimes I piss sitting. It's all just preference, hour of the day (or night). I don't see why this has to be such a big issue.

reee no only standing
reeee no only sitting
me: You both are fucking dumb, watch this. *hangs upside down from a towel rack and pisses into the bathroom sink from across the room*

Jason Hall
Jason Hall

The only remotely acceptable times to pee sitting down are if you are to proceed with delivering a fat shit immediately post piss or if you wake up in the middle of the night and can't aim properly (plus sometimes it decides to just fly off in random directions that early anyway)

Colton Garcia
Colton Garcia

It’s easier, faster and I don’t need to touch the toilet seat when I stand. I regularly clean my toilet anyway. Feels good too. Probably traces back to biological impulses and caveman brain

Camden Gonzalez
Camden Gonzalez

I bet you use aim assist fag

Mason Campbell
Mason Campbell

take the true redpill and start peeing outside, fuck using water, and let all the animals know whos territory it is.

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Jacob King
Jacob King

You should piss on people's shoes. To hell with the animals, it's the people who need to be reminded of their place in the sociosexual hierarchy by means of piss.

Jason Ward
Jason Ward

He doesn't Urinalpost

Carter Clark
Carter Clark

I only piss standing.
It's the only way.

Juan Thomas
Juan Thomas

Your house is an absolute disgusting mess guaranteed.

Justin Cox
Justin Cox

wtf im a transwoman and i stand to pee

And you guys call me faggot lol

Camden Miller
Camden Miller

mfw that happens

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Jackson Rivera
Jackson Rivera

But that makes no sense. Man wasn't evolved sitting on a toilet, we've been pissing standing up for thousands of years.

Chase Flores
Chase Flores

Why would you sit to pee wtf

Levi Hughes
Levi Hughes

piss sitter here.

love the feeling of my tip in the water desu.

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John Martinez
John Martinez

What kinda faggot effeminate shit is this?

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Charles Cooper
Charles Cooper

not peeing in the sink

Daniel Lopez
Daniel Lopez

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Kayden Taylor
Kayden Taylor

Of course the trick is to have good aim and spatial awareness.
If you're not hitting the mark 99% of the time then ninja peeing isn't for you.

Yeah I've gotta turn the light on when I miss, but if I miss it's usually because my jap's eye is squinting the wrong direction, so I would've missed with the light on.

Lincoln Johnson
Lincoln Johnson

We used to piss squatting. Like they do in some Asian countries.

Bentley Gonzalez
Bentley Gonzalez

The only time this is acceptable is when you don't want to turn the bathroom light on because your wife is a light sleeper.

Brandon Green
Brandon Green

having a dog dick
being proud

Zachary Perry
Zachary Perry

If I'm at home alone, I will. No point in lifting up the seat or potentially having stray particles of piss hit the seat.

If I am with anyone, or anytime I am out in public, I will stand.

Julian Gray
Julian Gray

THIS
its just the perfect height to aim in.

David Moore
David Moore

You can adjust the float in the toilet tank to maintain the water level in the bowl.

Jaxson Reed
Jaxson Reed

It’s just easier. Never had to worry about aim or cleanup or anything stupid like that.
Also, although I don’t browse reddit, I do read the news and post here from the throne, that’s just how humans have adapted to having computers in your pocket.

Lincoln Martinez
Lincoln Martinez

mfw
It always makes me how many people have made that error before me.

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Bentley Stewart
Bentley Stewart

It's actually pretty funny if you think about it.

This post was meant to make fun of a guy who's against women's suffrage by saying "haha, that sad fuck pisses sitting down", but then all the squeaky clean nice guy plebbitors came into that thread and said "hey, we piss sitting down". These jokes write themselves.

Landon Cook
Landon Cook

piss squatting in the wilderness
some worm crawls up your anus

no thanks

Jacob Brooks
Jacob Brooks

Amen. The difference in ease of flow is notable

Zachary Ramirez
Zachary Ramirez

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

Christian Taylor
Christian Taylor

I piss all the time in the dark. I know where my toilet is. If I miss I just take tp and wipe the seat down.

Elijah Roberts
Elijah Roberts

Do you really not sit down while peeing? That's disgusting

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Charles Lopez
Charles Lopez

Mutilating your genitals and losing sensitivity so a (((certain))) country can harvest foreskins.
oy vey!

Aaron Davis
Aaron Davis

Only overweight men need to sit down to pee

Angel Richardson
Angel Richardson

Faggots. Faggot everywhere.

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Benjamin Phillips
Benjamin Phillips

I didn't think it was possible for me to hate jews anymore than I already did.

Elijah Diaz
Elijah Diaz

having a jew dick
being proud

Jacob Roberts
Jacob Roberts

He doesn't realize small drops end up on the floor and accumulate.

Landon Kelly
Landon Kelly

I have to sit down and piss, I have two holes on the end of my dick so my piss tends to spray out in a really weird way.

Caleb Wilson
Caleb Wilson

At home I sit pee because I know it’s clean and it’s only my ass touching it. Anywhere else, piss in the sink and play with it.

Adam Sanders
Adam Sanders

Wtf man you scared me with that post kek

Dylan Young
Dylan Young

If you stand up you can pressure wash away poo stains inside the bowl. Try and do that while sitting.

Liam Adams
Liam Adams

all muslims sit down to pee

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Jordan Morgan
Jordan Morgan

Based and multitaskpilled

Connor Lopez
Connor Lopez

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Jonathan Lewis
Jonathan Lewis

Yes, that is also a big advantage

Asher Wright
Asher Wright

The holy book has instructions on how to take a piss?
Under what scenarios are such believers allowed to engage their own brain and make decisions?

Jack Howard
Jack Howard

I've been peeing while sitting ever since i had testicular torsion. It's a lot easier and I can brush my teeth at the same time

Samuel Gray
Samuel Gray

sitting to pee
Fucking casual.

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Joshua Brown
Joshua Brown

I now completely believe Freud's theory about penis envy - once little girls realise that little boys have something they don't, then they begin to experience envy, it goes on for the rest of their lives, and it sends them a bit nuts.

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Ryan Richardson
Ryan Richardson

You can brush while standing.

Landon Evans
Landon Evans

I dunno I like it. It's like getting diddled by a ghostly lover. Or ghastly uncle. up to you really.

Elijah Gray
Elijah Gray

I put TP in front of my pecker to shield it while taking a dump.

Henry Bell
Henry Bell

youtube.com/watch?v=54t0iyp_udc

Cameron Hughes
Cameron Hughes

I can brush my teeth at the same time
It really does save time.

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