Become a sperm donor

Most of us wouldn't make the grade I'm afraid, they reject like 98% of applicants. Which is ironic considering that the kind of woman who buys sperm from those clinics is usually a lesbian leftist who hates nazis and their "racist eugenic ideology".
Just find a woman who likes you and make babies with her you faggot.

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Do I get to contrrol who my sperm goes to? I don't want it to be used to impregnate a roastie

Typically, no

i donated a lot of sperm to your mother last night

>making solo liberal moms and lesbians happy by giving your sweet ,sweet screaming german seed and make it suffer through its life as the mother determines that the sex it has been random-shuffled to it isn't good enough and will undergo HRT at age 3.

Yeah, no. i'd rather fucking jerk off in a binliner to teach my liquid children the value of recycling you fucking queer or squirt it into the oven to relive memories of what my ancestors did to jews and have it posted on /ck/

bitch.

>wasting your precious bodily fluids
absolutely bluepilled

depends on your state laws. Where I did it I could specify limits on anything, age, race, sexual orientation, marital status, even asked if I'd donate to trannies (lol)

I'm out then.

Just so you guys know, if you donate sperm you'll have a lot of kids but the women buying your sperm are women you would never voluntarily stick your dick inside. Imagine the creature from the black lagoon plus a bunch of fat

It's happened, but it's where a woman gets "a friend" to impregnate her by way of fucking, and the child grows up knowing its biological father. Family courts call bullshit on that type of arrangement.

where would you put the sperm? in their buttholes? or do they like, put it in a turkey baster and just kind of shoot 30cc's of your donated sperm up their inverted ball sack tube and watch it slide out as you declare the operation a success?

Savage Hun lol.

honestly I have no idea and I didn't want to ask.I think some FtM trannies keep their vagina so it's still accessible under their corndog

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Anyway I'd encourage people to look for themselves at their local laws and not get off by Jow Forums fear mongering

Sure it's true some people might live in some area with fucked up local laws but chances are you don't

if your genes are any good (yea right) your offspring would find a way

did you get paid money for driving down to the local jizz bank and taking time off sitting on the couch to jerk off into a tube? what were the requirements?

The highest in demand sperm is white sperm, kike.

my post was sarcasm you sub 80 iq grape soda dragging nigger

I'm 5'5, they won't let me, doesn't matter that I'm white and 140 IQ

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I'm sure.

And what does an iq of 140 get a manlet in canada.....nothing. no gf no kids, nothing. You IQ faggots make me laugh.

is this for real?

This is actually a great idea.
There are little to no drawbacks.
Also mixed blacks tend to date whites. Because whites are better mates. Yes, its still mixing, but they are slowly killing off their black genes. 1st generation of mixed kids = 50/50 white / black
Second generation = 75 / 25 white / black.
This is operation bleach with little drawbacks. Combined with women who are white getting your DNA. Yes, some idiot liberals will raise a dumb ass, but they're gonna get sperm anyways. If you are right winged your genetics are stronger than lefties, and your child will more than likely end up right winged. This is a high payodf, low risk tactic to increase white birth rates while bleaching the mutts we have in our area.
The only way to make this better is to somehow prevent minorities from donating altogether and to make abortion only legal for minorities and not whites.

requirements were an STD test, didn't get any cash but I don't care about the money. I think they might give you some if you ask but it's not a concern for me

How exactly do they extract your spunk?
I've heard horror stories of sperm banks using syringes to withdraw the prima materia from the gonads.
Is this true? Because I don't want any needles in my cock and balls at the moment.

Sperm banks are highly selective. They will disqualify you if you're too short, or have minor health problems, etc

HM.

ARE THERE ANY RELIGIOUS PEOPLE LURKING? IS THIS MORAL OR IMMORAL ACCORDING TO YOUR RELIGIOUS IDEOLOGY AND TEACHINGS?

JEWS? MUSLIMS? CHRISTIANS? CATHOLICS? PAGANS? BUDDHISTS? ANYBODY?

fuck off schlomo
you just go into a private room with porn supplied and wank into a cup

the amount of shill fearmongering in this thread is funny though, I get it

>They will disqualify you if you're too short, or have minor health problems
Are we talking a dead toenail here or like "minor health problems" being bipolar or having schizophrenia or something like that?

known donor registry dot com

youre welcome anons

I'm from the future please don't do this

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What are the physical requirements?

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This isn't solely about passing on genetics, it's also about leaving a legacy. If donating sperm results in part of me being a transgender teenager or a gay activist then I will regret it entirely.

might be a start to say where you live
then go find out yourself

if you have any kids you run that risk, even if they live amongst you

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I turned out to be a doomer who isn't afraid to call people fags irl. Not all kids become cocksuckers.

>giving lesbian/faggot/tranny couples children to brainwash
It's like you're asking for their disease to spread

True, however the risk is much smaller when you are in charge of raising them and not some crazed lesbians or a couple of pedophile faggots.

>requirements

be white

kids will rebel and turn ultra right wing.

>schlomo
Punching the wrong way, cumguzzler, but if that's really all there is to it then I might be inclined to sell off my superior mulatto jism.

There are good white lesbians. who cares as long as everyone is white.

>brown hair
>brown eyes
>had to have three surgeries to fix my crosseyed lazy eye
yeah no sperm bank wants my jizz within 200 yards of it

>be 5'5 manlet
>cant donate sperm cuz they dont want it

>mulatto

kill yourself

IQ?

They might, but if Jazz and other trannies are any example, it shows they will likely poison other minds and kill themselves before the rebellion

I did but it just got sold to Brazil to make mutts by the dozens.

Probably, however you are still enabling degeneracy by giving the degenerates what they want, more minds to corrupt. Giving in to demands of non-traditional couples to raise children opens the door to all degeneracy seen in society today, this is how it all started anyways. The slippery slope argument is real and we are living in it.

I have dominant gene birth defect so no.

Pectus to be exact.

donate master race sperm and have 12 white kids of your own. this is the way.

would it be possible to crowd fund better white genes? take donations and buy high IQ sperm and surrogates for middle class whites?

The problem with that is they will get sperm anyway. Who's it is doesn't matter, they will get more. Now, if you donate white sperm of good genetic health, the supply of white sperm will be increased and decrease the odds of black sperm being put into white women. Additionally, it isn't just degenerates that get sperm donated, there are a lot of people who are fairly normal where the man just has some really bad genetic disease or is infertile

Commonwealth countries can't compensate for sperm donation. They export our jizz because there's a sperm drought.

I had to pass psych exams, std tests, chromosome and genetic tests, family medical history, in person interviews, physical exams, have two-standard deviation sperm count, and show I was a high value member of society to get in. I donate three times a week, am tested for drugs and STDs every month, and have full blood panels every three months.

It's serious business - and I make about $15k a year from three visits a week.

>a couple of pedophile faggots
you're donating sperm, not giving two guys a baby to abuse

jesus.

...nice? there are some ethnic german enclaves in Brazil, you never know

I agree with you, however like I said it's a question of personal preference whether you WANT part of you to potentially grow up into a type of degenerate you've always despised. Like everything, it's a gamble. The safest way to increase white numbers is through marriage and >3 kids per couple.

I am in envy my man.

In cambridge ma they pay like $900 per load if you meet certain iq/sat/gmat/mcat/lsat equirements

Eww, can they surgically fix that hole in your chest? Those pics on Google gross me out.

I mean let's be honest, is it really getting sold to some small Euro enclaves, or the masses of mutts? By likelihood of population.

desu I'd racemix with some brazilian semon demon

reality is it's probably going to one that looks like Jebs wife..

youtube.com/watch?v=SAzHMhX7BpU

Is 5'10" tall enough?

>Become a sperm donor.
no way am i feeding OP for free.

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Afraid not

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I would, but I'm 5'9" so I think they won't take me.

I only donate sperm to aliens during abductions and get paid in solid gold bars nigga

kek

My last post, so get wanking for a white future, user